Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Quasi has gone this far - I don't think he'll stop seeking the rest of that debt. It's only a matter of time.
Alabaster Disaster said:
I thought the same about MovieBob (and still do). Used to lurk his thread even before I had an account but he just got so repetitive. And then along came Patrick who turns out to be even more Bob than Bob is. There could be someone even a level higher than Patrick out there right now that we don't know about yet. I dunno if that makes you feel better or worse.
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True, but nothing could ever replace the festering AIDs swamp in my heart that was created when I first heard of Patrick S. Tomlinson. No other ogre would do.
 
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So long as theres a chance of a normie stumbling onto one of Fatricks Tweets and responding in good faith Patposting will never die. The fact that he can turn anyone, even the most sympathetic lefty into a patposter in less than 5 tweets is simpky amazing. One of these days I'd love to see someone do a long youtube documentary on Fat Rick, interviewing his former hairdresser, the barfly's and tenders at hoolies etc. It'd be hilarious.
 
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Piggle Rick said:
I’m still endorsing him for lolcow of the year though. The first three quarters were strong enough to offset a quiet fourth quarter.
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Definitly. I think even Ethan Ralph's antics are no match for Patrick's this year, should be an easy win. Anisa will snatch the price for best female cow, again.
AnOminous said:
Pat may be mindlessly repetitive but he at least goes outside irl sometimes and does irl retardation.
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Cinema Robert got boring the second The Escapist banished him to the eternally damp basement. Last funny thing happening to him was when Lindsay Ellis disowned his ass publically and made him delete a photo of both of them together, which feels like it happened ages ago. I am convinced this was the last time Blobbo stood this close to a woman and ever will be, apart from standing in line at McDonalds.
 
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Sumptinsfuckey said:
nterviewing his former hairdresser, the barfly's and tenders at hoolies etc. It'd be hilarious.
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There's no way any fucking bartender at a place he frequents would have good things to say about him. I can guarantee they actually hate him, if not because he's a fat retard but because he takes up a center busy bar spot with a laptop, mouse, and mousepad for hours and no doubt leaves the same gratuity that one of the 30 people who could've rotated through that same spot would leave.
 
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The Feline Solution said:
Last funny thing happening to him was when Lindsay Ellis disowned his ass publically and made him delete a photo of both of them together, which feels like it happened ages ago.
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if i recall correctly this happened in like 2019 so yeah four years ago
from what i remember blob is more seriously insane than fatrick, and also a lot less funny
"you are being arrested, robert child!" is pretty funny, "here's my top 5 reasons why we should genocide republicans for our glorious future!" is just unhinged
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
There's no way any fucking bartender at a place he frequents would have good things to say about him. I can guarantee they actually hate him, if not because he's a fat retard but because he takes up a center busy bar spot with a laptop, mouse, and mousepad for hours and no doubt leaves the same gratuity that one of the 30 people who could've rotated through that same spot would leave.
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There's no way ANYONE who's met him would have anything good to say about him, thats the point. You can tell that just from his twitter.
 
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Creative Username said:
There's something about the prose that's just impenetrably dense, not unlike the man who wrote it. (Pat is fat.)
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It’s because he throws out alien creatures and concepts without stopping to give context of what they are or mean. He’s a hack that thinks this generates mystery in his story from the outset, but really it just means anyone who doesn’t want to waste their time will bounce off at page one.
Even Asimov knew that you use normal concepts your reader can understand, and just hand wave it with a foreword that says “the human concepts presented are a translation of what, in story, is a wholly alien being and society.”
 
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McMitch said:
It’s because he throws out alien creatures and concepts without stopping to give context of what they are or mean. He’s a hack that thinks this generates mystery in his story from the outset, but really it just means anyone who doesn’t want to waste their time will bounce off at page one.
Even Asimov knew that you use normal concepts your reader can understand, and just hand wave it with a foreword that says “the human concepts presented are a translation of what, in story, is a wholly alien being and society.”
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But child, you should be as mystified and enthralled by anything Patrick does as he is.

If you encounter something confusing or obscure in his writing you should consider it your life's mission to better understand it. Read the book through, then read it again if you have to, as many times as you need in order to grasp his creative genius.

Enjoy prison.
 
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Dan tease in fur know said:
if theres a million patposts then i am one of them.
if theres one patpost then thats me.
if theres no patposts then i am dead.
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Do not go gentle against that fat sped
Trolling should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, Rage against the dying of the thread

Though wise pests at the end know thread is dead
Because their words had forked no tism they
Do not go gentle against that fat sped

ONA boys, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their wookie texts and gimmick xeets might slay
Rage, Rage against the dying of the thread

Stalker childs who prodded the pig to fright
And learn, too late, to jail they are away
Do not go gentle against that fat sped

Kiwi bros, near coom, who mock his fool plight
To deny how fat he is and how gay
Rage, Rage against the dying of the thread

And you, fat faggot, there on xitters height
Sob, seethe, for I now swear this oath today
Do not go gentle against that fat sped
Rage, rage against the dying of the thread.
 
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Even if Pat stops being funny, we can still beat the dead pig until there are no remaining ways to call him fat. We could use this lull in activity to make great works of art, depicting none other than the one and only childer of stalkers, Patrick S. Tomlinson. We just have to wait until shortly after the long-awaited release of A Tale of FAT: Pat's Pepperoni Pandemonium 9: Revenge of Robert Prongay: Extra-Special Alcoholic Collector's Golden Nitrate Salt Edition with the Non-Canonical Ralphamale Co-op Mode & Knuckles (version 2.7 TempleOS port with hardware graphics acceleration and ray tracing). If he doesn't do anything funny by then, he will officially not be the real Pat, because somebody must have replaced him with a less funny clone or something.
 
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Celebrating 66666 pages on the Tiny Tim book
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126 pages? he hit 100 six months ago lol, not even 5 pages a month, too busy squealing and witing pro se motions?
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Seems like he's finally about to finish this garbage all of a sudden.
 
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