"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Johnny Salami]

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Male kiwi: cute happy chirping
Female kiwi: screeches from the deepest depths of hell

Why is it that female specimens are always the more demonic ones in nature?

fat flightless fuck

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

Why is it that MATI is quite popular but nobody else emulates it? I call it the working class stream or the presentation stream, and the only people I know of that do/did them is Jersh, Jim and Godwinson. I call it the working class stream because if you work all day you don't have a lot of time to follow internet happenings, so having it presented to you in a format you can complete in an evening is very appreciated.

The more common type of stream is the NEET stream which is what most people in the Sektur and Twitch grifters do in general, they might have a couple of topics in mind for the day but most of the runtime is them sitting there for 12 hours waiting for viewers to donate and suggest things to watch. I call it the NEET stream because only a NEET would have the time to sit there and watch these long streams. If Kino Casino was watchable I would say it's a half n' half affair. I believe there is a demand for more MATI type streams that are not being met, even the jimwalkers didn't bother to emulate Jim's format.

Also when is this sector shit going to end. Why is it that in the past the idea was to find interesting things on the internet to talk about, lolcows included, and it didn't matter if it had anything to do with a wider scene. Godwinson used to find random channels and Jim used to go over all sorts of degenerate shit. Ever since the bloodsports morphed into the sektur everyone has to talk about everyone else in this weird incestious group that can be summed up as AF vs AF-alogs, and both sides have everything in common.

It is much like WWE wrestling, the talent all come up with fake beef with each other to bring in an audience to watch the drama unfold. Everyone is talking about everyone else and they don't even know what they are fighting about half the time. It went from observing the monkeys with a telescope to joining the monkeys in flinging shit at each other. But then that is seemingly what the modern audience wants from their internet entertainment, it's a Ralphamale world and we are all just living in the Killstream.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Why is it that MATI is quite popular but nobody else emulates it?

Well, I think the rest of your post homes in on your answer. To imitate MATI, you'd need to be interested in lolcows, willing to prepare content and run a concise show format, detached enough to speak from relative neutrality and possess the sort of idiosyncratic insight into Internet bullshit that Null wields. Examine any subset of streamers and those qualities become less common in roughly that order. This is setting aside the more subjective elements like general personality and voice that influence any streamer's potential success.

Most prospective retards will just settle for being fags farming money from other fags while being very convinced they're channeling the cancer ghost of Jim. They can be mad at the Internet, but never Mad at The Internet.

 

[JT Marlin]

Noticed on the last stream Josh called Dick Masterson Juju. I know this is a nickname for him but I don't know the lore behind it.

Searching for juju on the farms brings up a thousand posts, I didn't find the reason skimming the dick thread and searching for it shows some posts about a fursona. Not sure if that's a joke or the actual reason.

So why is Dick Masterson called Juju?

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

Noticed on the last stream Josh called Dick Masterson Juju. I know this is a nickname for him but I don't know the lore behind it.

Searching for juju on the farms brings up a thousand posts, I didn't find the reason skimming the dick thread and searching for it shows some posts about a fursona. Not sure if that's a joke or the actual reason.

So why is Dick Masterson called Juju?

Dick likes to dress up like a cow and get pegged. His fursona is Juju the Cow.

 

[JT Marlin]

Dick likes to dress up like a cow and get pegged. His fursona is Juju the Cow.

And now all the fursona posts make sense. Thank you.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

FYI the Nov 10 VOD on Odysee has slowed and desynced audio. Tested on multiple browsers for desktop and mobile. Video on Rumble works as expected.

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

And now all the fursona posts make sense. Thank you.

What, you never pegged a cow at burning man?

 

[Pee Cola]

I wish there was a way to get the direct URL for download on faggy iPhones. The cat box links always work but maybe jersh is updating the poodcast again.

Try Internet Archive. I update this page as soon as I can after each stream.

if you didn't play Rodent's Revenge on your Win98 PC as a child then you had a shit childhood. Catfags seething.

Or if you're an old fart like me, Radar Rat Race (a.k.a. VIC Rat Race) for the Commodore VIC-20.

 

[Sneeds]

Franks red hot and cheese
I wonder who else has been talking about reds hot sauce and cheese

 

[Caligura]

Was watching some old MATI and clipped these moments
A rare variant of Null’s laughing at some Tik Tok troons Amazon Lego wishlist

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And Chat being based

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Do you by chance happen to know the date of this episode? I remembered I watched this live, I think this was a 2021 episode. That creepy troon TikTok segment got me by surprise. Good times tbh.

 

[Homer Simpson]

I look like this and I sound like this.

I look and sound like this.

I looked into the Cilantro stuff @Null talked about a while back. They did a thing with 23andme where they asked if people liked cilantro or not and found a similar gentic variant to those who hate it. 10% of people hate it due to the aldehydes, which is more common in women. The group most common to hate it cilantro is none other than the british.

To hate cilantro is to be british. And a minority british at that.

 

[Maude Snew]

Why is it that MATI is quite popular but nobody else emulates it?

Clarebere did she got got by tainted Minecraft mods. Shit's cursed. Jim got the canceraids, Josh has to fight all the trannies on the Internet, other people who try turn into massive faggots of various types sooner or later or their preexisting faggotry is exposed. There were tons of orbiters in the sektur who tried and look at them now.

 

[Nick Obre]

Why is it that MATI is quite popular but nobody else emulates it?

Rogue Internet Man and Kiwi Tapes and probably a bunch of others do Lolcow updates, but they're really a different kind of beast and they only focus on a few pet cows. Larson, Coobs, Cyrax, and so on.
And they don't talk politics, news, trannies, Internet issues, etc.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

So does Josh hate patent laws or just copyright? I'm currently in the works to get a patent and I need to know if that's going to put me on the wrong side of history

 

[Null]

Patents are righteous

 

[Nick Obre]

Rogue Internet Man and Kiwi Tapes and probably a bunch of others do Lolcow updates, but they're really a different kind of beast and they only focus on a few pet cows. Larson, Coobs, Cyrax, and so on.
And they don't talk politics, news, trannies, Internet issues, etc.

Rogue just professed his undying hate for the British.

So he's clearly encroaching on Josh's territory.

 

[Haramburger]

@Null Exciting news in the Polish cheese-related tech scene (relative to other Polish cheese-related tech happenings)

TL;DW 1992 Microsoft puzzle game called "Cheese Terminator", previously only obtainable via mailing a survey to Microsoft found only in Polish copies of Windows 3.1 which was previously lost media rediscovered after a 2015 Polish Windows customer obtained a copy of the survey and mailed it in as a joke. He received a re-made modern Unity version of the game called "Cheese Terminator Reloaded" along with a floppy disk copy of the original and a USB floppy disk drive. The remake is now listed on the Microsoft Store for Windows.

The game itself is just a copy of Sokoban, the overhead puzzle game where you have to push boxes into the designated squares. Except now, you're a mouse pushing wheels of cheese into the correct spots.

the cheese-themed reskin is clearly the superior version. i count that as another win for the cheddarheads

The RATS are at it again!

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Rogue Internet Man and Kiwi Tapes and probably a bunch of others do Lolcow updates, but they're really a different kind of beast

You can certainly say that again.

I can't wait to hear this fellow's opinion on the latest lolcow and their antics.

 

[Mango Cobra]

And that's kind of the point too, you have to go into a druglord-controlled warzone with no drinkable water and a permanent orange filter just to get the true version of one of your own most classic and iconic products.

A lot of grocery stores have begun to stock "Mexican Coke", though.

Also, it is with a heavy heard that I have to formally renounce my cheddarhead ways - I decided I wanted to learn how to make Kvass and to my horror, I learned that most of the "Rye bread" you can get in grocery stores is Jewish Rye, i.e. a wheat-rye with yeast mix that is useless for making Kvass. The closest place that sells TRUE and HONEST European style sourdough rye bread in my state s a two hour round trip into a shitty niggertown. I assume that my grocery store's selection of cheese is equally fake, with all of it being processed shit pretending to be something actually good.