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So can fibromyalgia, period cramps, endometriosis, depression, anxiety, CPSD, and most, if not all, ailments these losers claim to be suffering .
Oh, and FAT but… you know.
Fat Acceptance Movement / Fat Girlcows
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Oh, and FAT but… you know.
TastyColours
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So, if fat is a symptom of something else going on why is it the ONE symptom they never want treated? Why be emotionally attached to that symptom, but not pain, or cough, or fatigue? It is a mystery…
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I spent so much time trying to figure if the “obsit end of the island” was made of some kind of obsidian, like Long Island was a volcanic island or some shit, and now I’m the retard.
behindyourightnow
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My first instinct is to make fun of the airport video, but honestly planes and airports are such disgusting international germ factories that I wouldn't judge anyone who wants to travel in a sterile bubble. And the little portable HEPA filter might actually be nice to deal with gross plane air.
The portable fan though? Lol.
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Being on the obsit is hard for Evie, despite the word ‘sit’ being right there. Amazed to read she’s not down with the snack service, even.
Evie, may you find your true place to worship God with you your effort to praise him. Ah-menarescum.
Evie, may you find your true place to worship God with you your effort to praise him. Ah-menarescum.
Honeybadger v2
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Well that video... I've got a lot of questions.
Non-ironical question. She clearly walks by herself, what kind of disability let her board first? Or it can be any disability? It's good that she won't be disturbing normal-sized people's boarding, but I don't understand.
Also that TINY air purifirer, lmao. That snacks, tho, she'd be much better without it. Why would she take electrolytes? Abusing it (and drinking it when unnecessary is abusing) can be harmful, and she's already stresses her body.
You do.
Your body is already sick, why do you do yourself worse.
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The electrolyte obsession is so stupid. LMNT electrolyte packets (a popular brand that used to advertise on podcasts a lot) have 1000mg of sodium, they taste like seawater and are completely unpalatable until you've been sweating heavily for a couple hours or more. 0% of people are sweating so much as to need that level of electrolyte replacement during a fucking plane trip. Other brands have sugar/calories because they're meant to be used as fuel + electrolyte replacement during long, sweaty endurance efforts.
This hog just wants to drink glorified Kool-Aid and call it self-care.
EDIT: This bag of Bugles (corn chips) in her bag, relegated to the Overflow Snack Area because they apparently wouldn't fit in her dedicated giant snack bag, contains all the "electrolytes" she needs for the whole day.
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She can join me in drinking all of my delicious electrolyte drinks when she joins me on a high intensity bike ride like the one I just finished.
That said, Potatis Salad hit the nail right on the head. Plus, this is why these fat fucks screech that diets don't work - because they may restrict their chip noshing for three days, but they ramp up their sugar water intake and are surprised pikachu when the pounds aren't falling off.
That said, Potatis Salad hit the nail right on the head. Plus, this is why these fat fucks screech that diets don't work - because they may restrict their chip noshing for three days, but they ramp up their sugar water intake and are surprised pikachu when the pounds aren't falling off.
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It's like people who swear on "Banana Bags". For those not in the know, it's a name given to an IV solution that comes in a yellow bag and it's full of electrolytes, vitamins and sugar. It's what hospitals give to people who have been on the street or are dangerously dehydrated. It's also, from what I understand, one of the best ways to recover from a hangover. But it's not like you can walk around with an IV in your arm.
So they've come up with an oral solution which, I'll admit, is pretty good. Problem is they're not cheap and half the time you don't need it unless you've just run a marathon.
Or they expect immediate results.
Proper weight loss is slow and steady with lots of plateaus. Most diets are either too restrictive meaning people fall off because they can't maintain it, or they expect immediate results and a week later when they've lost ten pounds of mostly water weight they feel good. Then feel bad when the weight loss slows down to a pound or two a week.
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I drank- and ate- nothing but Gatoraid for three days straight a ways back. I had an extremely severe bout of gastroenteritis, and I needed to make the best use of what little time a substance would be in my body, one way or another. Even then, I think the most I could handle was about a litre of the stuff a day. If you don't actually need salt, just buy cordial, it's so much cheaper and tastes exactly the same. The only beverages that are more over priced than sports drinks are energy drinks.
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I think it's the POTS. It may be a munchie thing, but airlines don't want to risk the one case of it being real and having someone faceplant on the walkway.
The electrolyte things are also good for those of you prone to migraines, and they (in my experience anyway) work better than gatorade.
...probably because I use more water than I'm "supposed to" when I make them so the ratios are off. It's usually 1 "stick" to 8oz of water, but I'll throw it into 20oz or more.
Side sperg: These people are correct but also wrong at the same time.
Yes, fat-soluble vitamins in vegetables are better absorbed when eaten with fat, but that doesn't mean you roast shit in canola oil and then dip it in ranch. It means you cook the veggies with the fat, then eat them.
Looking at that cauliflower there, she could have just roasted them with a fat and then eaten them straight. By dipping them in the Hidden Valley Ranch she's just eating ranch-dressing-flavored soybean oil and sugar.
If she really "needed" a dip, she could have just made mayonnaise + buttermilk + ranch spices*. Then she'd be getting her precious ranch dressing but with a better fat source and without the sugar.
*Parsley, chives, dill, cayenne, paprika, oregano. Vinegar + Worcestershire, Tabasco optional and to taste.
Looking at that cauliflower there, she could have just roasted them with a fat and then eaten them straight. By dipping them in the Hidden Valley Ranch she's just eating ranch-dressing-flavored soybean oil and sugar.
If she really "needed" a dip, she could have just made mayonnaise + buttermilk + ranch spices*. Then she'd be getting her precious ranch dressing but with a better fat source and without the sugar.
*Parsley, chives, dill, cayenne, paprika, oregano. Vinegar + Worcestershire, Tabasco optional and to taste.
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It hurts so bad to know there are people out there that heat up a whole ass oven (I assume, considering the cooking dish) for a pawful of cauliflower, all for the social media likes.
I would greatly love to have a
-to- about this bitch’s heart “health” but I have a feeling her and that unholy bottle of Hidden Valley (!?!?!!?) ranch have no time for that shit. Too many veg to mimic eating, and barriers to break down, presumably.
I would greatly love to have a
-to- about this bitch’s heart “health” but I have a feeling her and that unholy bottle of Hidden Valley (!?!?!!?) ranch have no time for that shit. Too many veg to mimic eating, and barriers to break down, presumably.
Haram Habibi
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Eh, if you wanna hold off a hangover, it's pretty easy.
Just start slamming water when you get home from the bar. The thing that will save your ass is hydration, and lots of it. Alcohol dehydrates the hell out of you. Each drink robs you of about 100 ml of water, just to process it.
I always made sure to put a 16 oz tumbler by the bathroom sink, and drank two of them before I passed out. Yes, TWO full ones. You can treat yo' self with a b complex vitamin and a vitamin c if you want, but the important thing is the water.
Yes, you will get up in the night to pee all that out. BFD. Go pee, and drink another tumbler of dihydrogen minoxide. Or two, if you want.
Why, yes, you might get up *again* to pee that night. So what? Urinate, then have one more tumbler.
If you are a more responsible sort, you *could* alternate your alcohol with water while you are partying. That's what good people do, after all.
But degenerates like me? F that. Belly up to the bar till you get your fill, and then have the water at home.
Now, in all honesty, I haven't done that in a few years. But it's not because it stopped working for me - it's because my genetics caught up with me, and I got gout. I can still put some away, but I won't be able to walk very well the next day. So I have to give my liver a break TFN, and remember fondly it's valiant service all these years.
Dammit.
I always made sure to put a 16 oz tumbler by the bathroom sink, and drank two of them before I passed out. Yes, TWO full ones. You can treat yo' self with a b complex vitamin and a vitamin c if you want, but the important thing is the water.
Yes, you will get up in the night to pee all that out. BFD. Go pee, and drink another tumbler of dihydrogen minoxide. Or two, if you want.
Why, yes, you might get up *again* to pee that night. So what? Urinate, then have one more tumbler.
If you are a more responsible sort, you *could* alternate your alcohol with water while you are partying. That's what good people do, after all.
But degenerates like me? F that. Belly up to the bar till you get your fill, and then have the water at home.
Now, in all honesty, I haven't done that in a few years. But it's not because it stopped working for me - it's because my genetics caught up with me, and I got gout. I can still put some away, but I won't be able to walk very well the next day. So I have to give my liver a break TFN, and remember fondly it's valiant service all these years.
Dammit.
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This fascination people have with Ranch dressing is beyond me. Roast the damn cauliflower, toss in a little bit of roasted garlic and olive oil and you have a much better tasting vegetable but it's better for you than whatever Hidden Valley has.
Side sperg: These people are correct but also wrong at the same time.
Or as you suggested. Make REAL Ranch dressing.
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I’m shocked more of these PROUD FATTIES don’t have acute gout given their diets, dehydration, and “disabilities”. I’m a former mega fatty that has had gout for over 25 years and it was always worse when I was over 500lbs and in a state of permanent dehydration thanks to a shit diet of fat, sugar, and salt. Now that I’m less than half of that weight I keep in managed with Allopurinol but the last acute gout attack I had legit had me considering giving myself The Rope.
One thing that almost all of these “LIVING MY BEST LIFE WITH HIDDEN VALLEY RANCH AND SEATBELT EXTENDER” lunatics never seem to shine a light on is enjoying actually living. It seems like, without exception, all of the most vocal of these clowns are living for asspats by even worse off fatties that can’t get free shit like cheap Chinese 7XL paper thin “SPOONIES” t-shirts. That video of the “lesbian” with her “Gold Star” girlfriend moving in was both hilarious and sad. One of them has probably gotten at least one decent deep dicking but neither of them getting their pussies loved by anything other than Chinaman made plastic and that’s probably a pretty rare occurrence.
Really can’t understand why these fatties are still obsessed with wearing masks as part of their health theatre when anyone with any sense sees and knows their future liver failure the real threat.
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haha fat
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Just what these people need, more sodium to raise their blood pressure through the roof. The daily recommended intake is something like 2300mg and a study found that fatties eat about 4100mg a day on average.
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Normally admitting you're a former hamplanet would get you a scanner, but this is actually interesting information. I hadn't really considered gout as much. I think a lot about the whole "toes falling off" and "skin rotting while you wear it" parts of being a megafat, but gout makes a lot of sense.
Between the diet, being sedentary, and the sheer weight of their bodies, that uric acid isn't likely to be getting washed away very easily.
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The real ticking timebomb for the HAES/FA set is when the chronic non-alcoholic fatty liver disease sets in. There’s no undoing that outside of a partial or full liver transplant. Have any of the more visible spoonie lunatics mentioned having that yet?
Kind of shocked my favorite fat ass failure Boogie1488 hasn’t come down with that yet for sympathy points from his dwindling fan base. That bum needing a partial (or likely full) liver transplant to keep stealing oxygen would be peak societal leeching.