Bloodstained + Castlevania/Metroidvania - Or how I can't decide what this thread should be about

Belmonts?
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DoN't SpOiL tHe EnDiNg!!1!
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Stop.
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I don't think it's just me who thinks all this OMZZGGGGG SO HYYYYPE YAAAAAASSSSS KWEEEEEN SLAAAYYYY towards the Strong Black Egyptian (Yes, they learned nothing from the Cleopatra mess!) Priestess Vampire Womyn feels really artificial. I want more belmonts, not niggers!
 
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DocAwe said:
They probably are not fans at all.
They want to make their own show but their ideas suck so bad no one would watch it.
So let's take my story, wrap CV around it, and call anyone who doesn't like it names.
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What's with netflix's boner about adding that singing black guy anyways? Like I've noticed it's the same retard in every show every single fucking time.
Is this some nouveau riche soundcloud rapper faggotry?
 
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Brain Power said:
Belmonts?
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I don't think it's just me who thinks all this OMZZGGGGG SO HYYYYPE YAAAAAASSSSS KWEEEEEN SLAAAYYYY towards the Strong Black Egyptian (Yes, they learned nothing from the Cleopatra mess!) Priestess Vampire Womyn feels really artificial. I want more belmonts, not niggers!
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look, they could legitimately make african vampires and introduce african monsters if they wanted, I just wish they didn't raceswap so much shit just for the sake of doing it. Like, come ooooon. There's more tasteful ways to do this.
 
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Alexander Thaut said:
look, they could legitimately make african vampires and introduce african monsters if they wanted, I just wish they didn't raceswap so much shit just for the sake of doing it. Like, come ooooon. There's more tasteful ways to do this.
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Libtards cannot create, only destroy. That's why they'll race swap or faggify existing characters. Nobody would mind a new nigpire if done well.
 
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Oh fucking christ I just realized these dumb faggots literally made genderbent jefferson twilight hunting blackulas to replace nuvania plot cuz Tyronicus needed to show his next opera hit on his Acousticspall profile the established lore they made up be damned especially if the wypipo at the belmont estate gets to run away like a bitch for it.


Fucking christ they're going to turn Alucard into the Young VA love interest and make a pregnancy subplot like oglaf predicts this stupid shit goes, aren't they.
 
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derpherp2 said:
Oh fucking christ I just realized these dumb faggots literally made genderbent jefferson twilight hunting blackulas to replace nuvania plot cuz Tyronicus needed to show his next opera hit on his Acousticspall profile the established lore they made up be damned especially if the wypipo at the belmont estate gets to run away like a bitch for it.
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I'm sorry, I'm usually quite good at parsing various posts but I legitimately cannot tell what you are trying to say here exactly.
 
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X Prime said:
I'm sorry, I'm usually quite good at parsing various posts but I legitimately cannot tell what you are trying to say here exactly.
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-Jefferson Twilight is an expy of Blade and black power shit from the disco era in Venture brothers. Which is why this shit is so familiar.
It's another pastiche for people to racially identify with, but at least black dynamite-tier bullshit was funny.

-There's this odd need for Netflix to shill this one black singer, constantly. I keep forgetting his name. But I've seen this shit before on other Netflix show since an ex legit liked "Netflix and Chill bullshit" and you remember the dulcet tones of the faggot serenading you while you plow someone. And his soprano is fucking uncanny ngl.

The last bit was a joke on soundcloud rappers. I googled synonyms for "soundcloud" and that's what I got, I was reading the MTG thread at that part so I stopped paying attention, my b.
 
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So, what, did he do a song for Netflixvania?
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He's the simp for the local racialbent jefferson twilight.
Apparently he gets turned into a demon that can magically ignore the whole "demons have to listen to their forgemaster so much that we have to enslave the forgemaster" thing the entire season 3 subplot in the first one was all about.

So you know, 'nother pile of shit.
 
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And now I'm wondering how they'll handle the whole Alucard/Maria relationship.

I mean other than poorly.
 
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Coldgrip said:
And now I'm wondering how they'll handle the whole Alucard/Maria relationship.

I mean other than poorly.
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Well, they DID raise Maria's age from 12 to 16 for some reason. Won't stop a certain kind of people from going "NOOOOOO HE MET HER WHILE UNDERAGE", except that she was 17 when she met Alucard in Symphony, and no one saw a problem there :thinking:
 
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Brain Power said:
Well, they DID raise Maria's age from 12 to 16 for some reason. Won't stop a certain kind of people from going "NOOOOOO HE MET HER WHILE UNDERAGE", except that she was 17 when she met Alucard in Symphony, and no one saw a problem there :thinking:
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I can't believe Castlevania approves of this predatorial, groomer behavior.

Centuries old vampires should only ever mate with other centuries old beings. As long as they're only maybe 2 years apart at best.
 
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