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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 331 31.8%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 528 50.7%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 183 17.6%

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Worse than Mauro? Attention whoring seems superior to Being lump.
Mauro was just kind of there. Background noise you can tune out. Betty goes out of her way to be obnoxious. She's the only person on Fishtank that Jet and Sam have blocked that I'm aware of. Considering how many insane people they had in the house I think that speaks volumes.
 
In the edited show Mauro almost appears to be a person, watching live I'd forget he existed most of the time.
The B3 Morgue was fun at the time, but all he really did was slap Chris in a really gay way and leave. Not bad for a freeloader but as a contestant he's just nothing.
 
Jon had seasonal fire technician positions with the Bureau of Land Management or a similar federal agency iirc, he likely would have been helping to put out some forest fires depending on where and when he was posted. Not anything like an urban "saving babies from collapsing apartments" type but I don't know if he claimed to be.

Mauro was Snorlax Morgue Bro on FT first time around, then let his catty gay guy dramalover side out after on social media. Betty has been fucking disgusting and degrading herself on social media since the show ended, absolutely gross and off-putting stuff. Clear loser.
 
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The B3 Morgue was fun at the time, but all he really did was slap Chris in a really gay way and leave. Not bad for a freeloader but as a contestant he's just nothing.
The only notable thing about Mauro was he was one of two of the OG fish who had zero prior knowledge of Sam or MDE. Him and Simmons. Every other fish and nearly all the freeloaders were aware of who Sam was. Even Josie who you would never guess was an MDE fan followed Jet prior to the show.
 
In the edited show Mauro almost appears to be a person, watching live I'd forget he existed most of the time.
The B3 Morgue was fun at the time, but all he really did was slap Chris in a really gay way and leave. Not bad for a freeloader but as a contestant he's just nothing.
i think people miss the benefit of someone like mauro. he played the straight man in a lot of situations that really needed it. not a particularly interesting character but imo the live show benefited from his archetype.

also how could you forget about mauro tearing jon a new asshole over the baby snatching debacle.
 
Even Josie who you would never guess was an MDE fan followed Jet prior to the show.
She knew Jet from his music and saw some World Peace videos in high school but insists she didn't recognize Sam. I buy it. If I remember right, Jet posted something on Instagram about the show and she responded to that. She's probably the only person they could ever find familiar with Jet but not Sam.

Hopefully they get oblivious people for season 2 but I doubt it.
 
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really though, Vance was this, Mauro was weirder than him, it was true ever since day one when Simmons prompted Vance to wander off and mime blowing his brain out.
yeah there can be two. thats why i liked vance. with mauro i specifically remember an early night him and jon stayed up in the kitchen and mauro kept prompting jon to say the most retarded shit for hours on end. jon wouldve been silently reading his bible if mauro werent there.
 
Jon is drawing Frank aggro

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I wonder if anything brought it on, in particular. I can't imagine Frank rushing to Sylvia's defense for example, so surely it's just because Jon keeps trying to fellate Boogie.
 
I wonder if anything brought it on, in particular. I can't imagine Frank rushing to Sylvia's defense for example, so surely it's just because Jon keeps trying to fellate Boogie.
Don't think Frank ever dealt with Jon much so I doubt he ever gave a shit about hurting his feelings or staying in his good graces. Jon crossing into Boogie's sphere probably invited Frank's interaction more than anything to do with Sylvia but maybe a bit of both. Sam and the wiggers probably entertain Jon's nonsense a little to keep a door open for future #Jontent and he's a malleable dimwit they can laugh at consequence free while he thinks they're laughing with him.
 
Jon keeps trying to get Boogie’s attention, Betty chimes in about how much of a creep he is that she had to block him. Only God knows why Betty was privately talking to Boogie. Sylvia chimes in. I managed to get one screenshot earlier before Boogie went and deleted all his tweets to Betty/Jon.

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I hate vagueposting. Spill the beans or hit the bricks you goofy bitch.
 
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INB4 Jet edits this video at the start of the first episode.

In all seriousness this seems like what would play in order to inform someone what the hell the show is. It’s like a tutorial for Fishtank. Something about a deep voiced narrator talking about the autism of this show in such a serious way is very funny for some reason. Sounds like a ai generated novel.

“The contestants spent the [first] day getting to know each other. Their voices echoing through the house filling it with laughter, chatter and the occasional awkward silence. The classic board game, Mousetrap, emerged as the icebreaker. The contestants huddled over the game strategizing and laughing. The competitive spirit already palpable in the air. But it was the shy, introverted, artist, and anime-enthusiast, Josie who quickly became the darling of the crowd.”

“Mauro, the fitness enthusiast, became the house chef, winning over others with his cooking skills.” It looks like ai can only be so accurate.

“Simmons, the tech wiz, surprised everyone by being a natural at the physical challenges.”

“Daniel, the fashionista, showed a knack for strategy. Often leading his team to victory in the team challenges.”

Lol, lmao even
 
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