Inactive Randy Stair / Andrew Blaze / PioneersProductions & Ember's Ghost Squad (EGS) - Columbine fanboy who shot up a supermarket for his Ghost Waifu & A Tiny Cult Left in his Wake

[Basic Blond Boy]

New spotlight for the waifu:

 

[KingOfHypocrisy]

I spotted Randy's doppelganger in one of the Saw movies. I haven't thought about this guy in years so it took me a while to figure out who the actor reminded me of.

 

[maguyver16]

New spotlight for the waifu:

There's another universe out there where:
>Randy doesn't flip shit and go ghost
>Still makes cringe cartoons, maybe gets laughed at, maybe has small fanbase
>Still known as the Ember guy
>Gets better at art/animation
>gets contracted to work on animations for this game, due to experience drawing Ember (or variations of her)
>people still laugh at him for being a dweeb, but hey, at least he got to work with the character in an official capacity, that's pretty cool

Would be a better universe.

 

[BrunoMattei]

There's another universe out there where:
>Randy doesn't flip shit and go ghost
>Still makes cringe cartoons, maybe gets laughed at, maybe has small fanbase
>Still known as the Ember guy
>Gets better at art/animation
>gets contracted to work on animations for this game, due to experience drawing Ember (or variations of her)
>people still laugh at him for being a dweeb, but hey, at least he got to work with the character in an official capacity, that's pretty cool

Would be a better universe.

I reject your fanciful "what if's?" because who is to say that this supposedly better universe has it's own horrific downside ala that Treehouse of Horror episode. There's a downside to everything. What if in this alternate universe Hillary Clinton became president, extended her role for 3 terms, and legalized cannibalism?

 

[maguyver16]

I reject your fanciful "what if's?" because who is to say that this supposedly better universe has it's own horrific downside ala that Treehouse of Horror episode. There's a downside to everything. What if in this alternate universe Hillary Clinton became president, extended her role for 3 terms, and legalized cannibalism?

Fair enough, my language perhaps inferred a universal perspective as opposed to a specific case, that being Randy's, but I meant it more in a specific sense. Maybe a better universe for those in his immediate circle, although Hillary Clinton cannibals would probably pose a more pertinent issue in people's lives than a character in a video game lol.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

There's another universe out there where:
>Randy doesn't flip shit and go ghost
>Still makes cringe cartoons, maybe gets laughed at, maybe has small fanbase
>Still known as the Ember guy
>Gets better at art/animation
>gets contracted to work on animations for this game, due to experience drawing Ember (or variations of her)
>people still laugh at him for being a dweeb, but hey, at least he got to work with the character in an official capacity, that's pretty cool

Would be a better universe.

Moral of the story: Wait before going ghost on a supermarket, you might work on a smash bros clone one day.

 

[Trilby]

Moral of the story: Wait before going ghost on a supermarket, you might work on a smash bros clone one day.

Thank goodness if this thing doesn't have a "character creator" option. Randy could just take the Ember template and shit out all his EGS members to use wherever.

 

[TVB]

Thank goodness if this thing doesn't have a "character creator" option. Randy could just take the Ember template and shit out all his EGS members to use wherever.

Be even more thankful that we never had a Butch Hartman character creator unless Randy would've commissioned Butch to create Ember and the EGS OG donut steel characters

 

[maguyver16]

Be even more thankful that we never had a Butch Hartman character creator unless Randy would've commissioned Butch to create Ember and the EGS OG donut steel characters

He'd would have gotten pissed off about the commission since Hartmans art skills have stagnated significantly



We would have heard about it on the tapes fs

 

[maguyver16]

Another yt vid on Stair

 

[Seth MacFartman]

Another yt vid on Stair

The True Crime Channels are gaining steam again. Or Horror channels since Randy's mind and actions are Horror Adjacent.

 

[LordBasilisk]

The True Crime Channels are gaining steam again. Or Horror channels since Randy's mind and actions are Horror Adjacent.

I think the one Jim did will always be the my favorite video on Stair. He just makes fun of him the whole video.

 

[Seth MacFartman]

I think the one Jim did will always be the my favorite video on Stair. He just makes fun of him the whole video.

The inevitable roasting for sure. Especially calling him "Randy Stairs". "Everyone should make fun of Randy Stairs", "Fuck Randy Stairs"

 

[LordBasilisk]

The inevitable roasting for sure. Especially calling him "Randy Stairs". "Everyone should make fun of Randy Stairs", "Fuck Randy Stairs"

Oh and don't forget the classic, "And that's when he's supposed to get his magic ghost vagina."

 

[rooo]

the sale of his old house fell through, by the way, and is back up on le market.

one of the prospective buyers is planning on turning the house into an Airbnb specifically to appeal to tcc dorks; however, that township (and others nearby in PA) have become stricter about rental rules.

P.S.

 

[Trilby]

the sale of his old house fell through, by the way, and is back up on le market.

one of the prospective buyers is planning on turning the house into an Airbnb specifically to appeal to tcc dorks; however, that township (and others nearby in PA) have become stricter about rental rules.

P.S.

Well I hope they'll clamp down on this if it does get out of line.

 

[Sweet Ch1llie]

Does anyone have the house tour vid he did years ago, saved? The only one left is with this BasedShaman dude and I can't stand this guy pausing every 5 seconds to say some shit no one cares about.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Does anyone have the house tour vid he did years ago, saved? The only one left is with this BasedShaman dude and I can't stand this guy pausing every 5 seconds to say some shit no one cares about.

Yeah, Alan is pretty annoying. Mumkey Jones had a pretty good video, but Jim's was much better. Pretty sure you get a walk-through of the inside of the house, as well as him learning to shoot in the back yard.

 

[Trilby]

Yeah, Alan is pretty annoying. Mumkey Jones had a pretty good video, but Jim's was much better. Pretty sure you get a walk-through of the inside of the house, as well as him learning to shoot in the back yard.

Here's the house tour on archive.org...
https://archive.org/details/EGSPion...o+Versions]14+House+Tour+(June+05,+2017).mov#

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

the sale of his old house fell through, by the way, and is back up on le market.

one of the prospective buyers is planning on turning the house into an Airbnb specifically to appeal to tcc dorks; however, that township (and others nearby in PA) have become stricter about rental rules.

Good luck with that. PA has really been cracking down on short-term rental properties throughout the state. Entire communities were getting turned upside by down by the behavior of renters and just how many were popping in their towns. Not just that but if Randy's local municipal governing body finds out what these people are specifically intending to do with the property there is no way they'll let that happen.