The Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame - Reading warning labels are for chumps.

[Relinquish]

If anyone wants to play the same-username-as-on-the-Farms game, this is a handy tool and you'll never know what turns up.

Apparently, I have a Patreon and get paid by my local pay pigs

I scrolled down and saw this

EDIT: Ok I found out that he was exposing those servers, not making them. False alarm guys
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK

https://www.youtube.com/@ReliBigboy

122K SUBS ???

https://twitter.com/GoodBoyReli

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

good thing my username is based on a saudi man who really liked anime and "Poker Face"

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

good thing my username is based on a saudi man who really liked anime and "Poker Face"

you supposedly got murdered by navy seals 12 years ago. how are you still posting?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

you supposedly got murdered by navy seals 12 years ago. how are you still posting?

don't believe everything you see on the internet, stalker child

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

I am NOT searching my name on a porn site.

Join the club.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

All I got is people using the name as insults. I guess I should be glad.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

An evil counterpart of my username likes to spread misinformation.

 

[Ouro Boros]

My name shows up this dingo/snake hybrid.

 

[Atlictoal]

I just stole my username from some fag on another site and misspelled it accidentally. Would recommend the same to all lurkers. Tanking the signal-to-noise ratio of the Internet is our God-given imperative at this point.

 

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

I'm not sure why this is, but a handful of Russian sites return false positives for just about everything you can think to plug into WhatsMyName.App for some reason. I'm 90% sure it's something to do with these sites' username systems being shit and/or a lot of unchecked botting.

So there isn't a russian mirror internet where our doppelgangers shitpost?

 

[Sprate Header]

So there isn't a russian mirror internet where our doppelgangers shitpost?

Our findings remain inconclusive.

 

[Android raptor]

So there isn't a russian mirror internet where our doppelgangers shitpost?

I can only assume Russian AR is a rich gay man that hates roaches.

 

[Brain Power]

Apparently I'm a 42 year old woman at something called wireclub, or a 37 year old polish guy in a dating site
Holy shit there's a lot of Brain Powers if I put an underscore instead of a space Lots of people using le funni maymay song as their username

 

[Sperghetti]

I can only assume Russian AR is a rich gay man that hates roaches.

I bet he sounds like Snagglepuss.

 

[BirdUp]

 

[0 0]

I'm pretty certain I don't need to check.

 

[keytar]

UNBAN ME ELON

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

I can only assume Russian AR is a rich gay man that hates roaches.

what if it's ARR, semi-troll subber/rippers?
also apparently "XYZPDQ" is a band

 

[Big up Liquid Richard]

Guess I wasn't as original as I had previously thought.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

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Looks like you'd have vingle all over you