Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Osama Bin Laden]

MTF husband does Q&A with his wife

 

[LimeRikki]

Never have I had a conversation where men were talking about hip dips,

Seconded.

Men* don't care about hip dips, (mildly) different sized breasts, nails, or a lot of these little nitpicky things that women fuss over.

*literal faggots being an occasional exception
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[Caramelo]

MTF husband does Q&A with his wife
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Man, you can see it in her face. She is still processing this shit and don't fucking know what to do.
Run, woman. Run.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Man, you can see it in her face. She is still processing this shit and don't fucking know what to do.
Run, woman. Run.

the greatest takeaway from this is he trooned out after he found out his wife is pregnant

edit: he isn't changing his name lol, because it's a story

 

[Procrastinhater]

Several years ago a contact on FB who I hadn't talked to in years trooned out. He did every dumb tranny thing in the book - though he's more of the Mrs. Doubtfire style than purple hair style or GigaHon. Anyway, I felt quite insulted when he posted about his pickle jar failure. Like fuck you dude. That's what a woman is to you?!? I can open my own damn jars, but now you're bragging about losing that ability. Halfway skeptical he ever had it!

Back then I hadn't even peaked yet.

He was probably such a weak wristed soy lord (which is strange when you think the constant jerking off they do) he'd struggle opening them anyway.
Fucking faggots. That's what disgusts me about them, they're not even doing woman Kabuki properly, they're just simpering, faggified gimp men.
Fuck these freaks.

All the times I've needed a man to open anything is because I can never get a proper grip on the lid. Strength has never been the issue for me. My hands feel more soft and silky compared to the men I know so I guess that means less grip potential.

That's what I'd be willing to bet is the problem some women have with jars, it's more a case of grip size than grip strength, women just have tiny hands compared to most guys, unless it's a manlet and a large woman. If you can't get a proper grip on the lid it doesn't matter how strong you are.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

MTF husband does Q&A with his wife
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Why do they always do the “I was feminine since I was five…”

Just admit you started watching sissy hypno during Covid and it cracked your egg.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Pickle jars are the final boss of pooners.

If I let the intrusive thoughts win I'd start deliberately tightening jars in stores as I go around getting my stuff.

How old is this person? I want to say 14, but something tells me it's going to be mid-20s.

Old enough to move out if she has that much of a problem with her family not denying reality to save her manly feelings.

> I can't disturb a whole house at 3am, I'm literally living in a prison.
> My family think I'm too demanding. I wonder why.

An apartment is different, you're only a few feet away from the kitchen, but I don't see how using a microwave would disturb other people if its an actual house rather than an apartment, if it's in the kitchen and they're upstairs there's normally enough distance and walls between the kitchen and the bedrooms that I doubt you'd hear the humming noise, unless its some old as shit dinosaur microwave from the 1980s, if I want to use mine through the night I just hover over it and pop the door at 1 second so it doesn't beep.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

FtM cries that all her family rejects her and keeps her powerless:

This feels like another of those too-good-to-be-true tales of transphobia. The family is so perfectly evil. I wonder if the pooner is even out to her family IRL.

After an 11 year relationship/8 year marriage + 2 kids, pooner decides to become a man and is shocked, SHOCKED!, that her husband doesn't want to fuck her anymore:

A woman with longstanding mental health issues poons out during COVID after watching TikTok. Many such cases.

I swear TikTok is a Chinese psyop to weaken the West. If I was a doctor, every patient who told me they realised they were trans from social media would be automatically rejected for treatment.

 

[2 braincells]

Here we have a young, 17 year old fella that went down the bisexual-fem boy-maybe gay- trans pipeline rather quickly
Profile link: https://www.reddit.com/u/SinosMemes/s/T52iBn20as
Archive: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/a1bti


This is the post that caught my attention

He has a very strong fascination with getting a HUSBAND.
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Let’s take a peek at his profile and watch his spiral into coomer madness, completely egged (no pun intended) on by fellow redditors






Self hating for being bi , coping with femboy antics



And here we are. Started being a femboy around 15/16 and experimenting with sex toys and asking for advice on the bisexual subreddit. And descended into madness by 17 and is looking to transition to be a true and honest wahmen to marry men and have kids. Why can’t men just be happy with being gay or bi?
Also is black and his sister is bisexual too. He has a fear that he will disappoint his mom if he doesn’t “continue the blood line”. This poor child

 

[Mad_Dog]

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Buzzing chatter of demons

 

[The Ugly One]

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They invert the words, "man," "woman," "straight," and "lesbian" so much that I legitimately can't follow what the fuck they are trying to say without iteratively translating it.

First translation:
I dare people to recognize that pooner lesbians experience lesbophobia worse than regular bulldyke lesbians do, because pooner lesbians also experience transphobia. I dare people to try not to gate keep us, etc. I dare people to respect pooner lesbians' wishes about labels, etc.

Second translation:
I'm a lesbian, and I want to be recognized as a straight male with the +trans tag because I get off by being a "heckin' validated dood," but by intersectionality rules, that would mean my tags (-straight -male +transgender) get outranked by a bulldyke's tags (+woman +lesbian -cisgender). Not only do I want to rank high on the progressive stack, but also do I want to go into lesbian forums and whine in the hugbox, and I'm outraged that people say I can't be there just because I say I'm a straight man. Of course, I'm not a straight man, so what I want is to say I'm a straight man, yet simultaneously be treated like a gay woman, except when I don't want to be treated that way. Since I'm a delusional woman whose solipism has gotten out of control, I'm demanding that the entire world do what I want at all times, and treat me how I want to be treated in any given moment, depending on the vicissitudes of my mercurial emotions.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Buzzing chatter of demons

Al Azif.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Of age cisgendered woman walks out of pool tournament after being matched with a tranny

 

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Sometimes I read this thread just for the otherworldly sensation of feeling like I've completely lost my entire grasp of the English language. About every post uses a word that reaches into the uncanny valley of lexicology where they look like words but aren't any that I recognize, like "lesbophobia," or sentences my mind refuses to comprehend as a defense mechanism, like "beginning HRT in my 50’s spared my life", and I think I can genuinely feel the zero-G sensation of floatiness from having an out-of-body experience as I read it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Of age cisgendered woman walks out of pool tournament after being matched with a tranny
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This is what its gonna take.
People to just start standing up and saying "NO" we're not gonna play along with this shit, if they try and put a man in a competition against women the women need to stand together and refuse to compete.
At first they might just give the troon the award but it's a hollow victory, and it demonstrates that people are sick of it, they only get away with it because people are afraid to stand up.
We need more people like Riley Gaines and whoever this is that just say "no this is bullshit, and we are not taking part in a farce."
Men should compete against men. Women should compete against women.
Troons can compete against their real sex or each other in some freak league.
Troons stealing places on teams and stealing podium places needs to stop.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Sometimes I read this thread just for the otherworldly sensation of feeling like I've completely lost my entire grasp of the English language. About every post uses a word that reaches into the uncanny valley of lexicology where they look like words but aren't any that I recognize, like "lesbophobia," or sentences my mind refuses to comprehend as a defense mechanism, like "beginning HRT in my 50’s spared my life", and I think I can genuinely feel the zero-G sensation of floatiness from having an out-of-body experience as I read it.

i've said this before but i'm younger than most of the people that browse this site and you would think i'd be up to date on the latest reddit slang but you just read actual bullshit

it took me the longest to memorize what AMAB and AFAB meant

People to just start standing up and saying "NO" we're not gonna play along with this shit, if they try and put a man in a competition against women the women need to stand together and refuse to compete.

i completely agree. if i was a woman, i'd be fucking pissed if some 6'4 monster entered my BJJ/MMA competition and destroyed all the women on there. interesting to see even the bri'ish are getting sick of it

Troons can compete against their real sex or each other in some freak league.

reminds me of that one news article of somebody trying to start up a tranny sports league but nobody wanted to be apart of it.... it's almost like they want an easier advantage mhm?

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

Sometimes I read this thread just for the otherworldly sensation of feeling like I've completely lost my entire grasp of the English language. About every post uses a word that reaches into the uncanny valley of lexicology where they look like words but aren't any that I recognize, like "lesbophobia," or sentences my mind refuses to comprehend as a defense mechanism, like "beginning HRT in my 50’s spared my life", and I think I can genuinely feel the zero-G sensation of floatiness from having an out-of-body experience as I read it.

You’re not alone in this feeling. I spend so long deciphering their tweets and posts, and even then I’m not entirely sure I’m right lol.
I know amab/afab they now consider offensive, even though they started it. Then tif/tim which im sure they see as offensive too.
Then transwoman/transman, which they’ll see as offensive in the future.
Because how dare we make them stick out by using their terms.
Maybe we should all start using cis with extreme confidence, seems that once normal functioning members of society use the words they decide they hate it lol. Or make it into an acronym that undermines their meaning.
(Consistently invariably still) female
Or find a more fitting prefix to piss them off; semper, originem, verum

I’d still rather not use cis. You’re a transman/transwoman, we’re men/women.

This is what its gonna take.
People to just start standing up and saying "NO" we're not gonna play along with this shit, if they try and put a man in a competition against women the women need to stand together and refuse to compete.
At first they might just give the troon the award but it's a hollow victory, and it demonstrates that people are sick of it, they only get away with it because people are afraid to stand up.
We need more people like Riley Gaines and whoever this is that just say "no this is bullshit, and we are not taking part in a farce."
Men should compete against men. Women should compete against women.
Troons can compete against their real sex or each other in some freak league.
Troons stealing places on teams and stealing podium places needs to stop.

I really don’t care about sports, but this invasion irks my. Probably more than it should- as the Troon squad say, “but you don’t even care about women’s sports so why care now!?” Because it’s an outrage.
A YTer said that eventually women’s sports will just have men competing, and I can see it happening.
She covered a few events where women have started refusing to compete against men, and have refused to stand on the podium with them.
IreneBritUSA channel
Transgender Policy REVERSED: Female Fighters REFUSE to Compete Against Males

it took me the longest to memorize what AMAB and AFAB meant

You think you’re up to date and then they throw more made up things in the mix, super frustrating lmao. I only learnt what HSTS was last week; and I never want to ask anybody, just lurk until someone finally says the meaning
HOW IS ANYONE SUPPOSRD TO STAY INFORMED AND EDUMACATED IF YOU CUNTS KEEP CHANGING THE WORDS AND MEANINGS! It’s ableist! What if I have a learning disability and can’t read good you damn transbigots!
(I don’t, I’m just retarded in the normal way)

 

[Procrastinhater]

She covered a few events where women have started refusing to compete against men, and have refused to stand on the podium with them.

I've seen this video. The troon fighter who competes against men is right, its only bad athletes that troon out and then want to compete against women. A decent athlete should still be able to compete in the right sex category as long as they're not a lazy shitty athlete.
That guys been a troon 6 years, and he's still competing and winning against other men, presumably because he puts the effort in to train and isn't a lazy shit that's just bullying women using a political loophole because it's easier.

 

[William Tyndale]

This isn’t a tranny posting it, but it’s an L nonetheless. A British woman walks out of a pool championship because she’s up against a tranny. The crowd goes wild in support of her when she forfeits.

Edit: late and gay. :-(

https://x.com/reduxxmag/status/1724102818586333592

 

[The Ugly One]

You’re not alone in this feeling. I spend so long deciphering their tweets and posts, and even then I’m not entirely sure I’m right lol.
I know amab/afab they now consider offensive, even though they started it. Then tif/tim which im sure they see as offensive too.
Then transwoman/transman, which they’ll see as offensive in the future.
Because how dare we make them stick out by using their terms.

This is just that old thing where a word for something people find repellent becomes a term of derision, and the language police think that if they ban the mean word and mandate the nice word, they can change how people feel. All that ever happens is that the new word just becomes the new term of derision. What they want is for a word to describe how special they are that nobody ever says while rolling their eyes and sighing sarcastically.