Just have a competent tard wrangler host the podcast, it's that damned simple. No shit a podcast hosted only by losers who have been forced to embrace the title of lolcow would do an awful job.
All a proper host would need to do is introduce the topics, poke whoever needs to be poked to talk more/less, bring things back on track, occasionally challenge one of the cows or give a one liner. Other than that just let the human embarrassments do their thing. It's really pretty straightforward stuff.
Format should be a (non retard) host, Boogie and Wings, and then either a rotating fourth person or guests. Sort out some recurring segments/gimmicks, make each episode have a relatively predictable flow and structure, baddabing baddaboom. Simple as, Keem.