Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Helvítis Túristi]

But ultra religious types like Jagoff need to say that because otherwise people look at them because those Christian types think that alcohol is teh evul and taking any will turn you into a monster.

Which is strange considering Jesus drank wine as well as his followers. You really shouldn't be tasting the alcohol, if you did then you added too much. Which is probably the case with jack since he does everything in excessive amounts.

On the green bean casserole, I like it. However, this year I want to make it from scratch with roasted green beans, homemade mushroom sauce, and maybe caramelized onions. Most people don't make it from scratch which is probably the issue. I agree with the candied yams with marshmallows. Sweet potatoes are already sweet enough if you roast them. I'm okay with a little added sugar as Asian countries do that for their yellow and purple sweet potato dishes.

 

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I thought you weren't supposed to use the Lord's name in vain

 

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Which is strange considering Jesus drank wine as well as his followers.

There are some denominations, including Jack's Pentacostalism, that insist it was grape juice for the wedding miracle, not wine.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

There are some denominations, including Jack's Pentacostalism, that insist it was grape juice for the wedding miracle, not wine.

They drank wine back then because it was less likely to kill you than the water. Jack should be all over that, considering he blames the tap water for his monstrous kidney stones.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

There are some denominations, including Jack's Pentacostalism, that insist it was grape juice for the wedding miracle, not wine.

Pentecostals are a special breed of retarded. Watching them roll around on the floor shouting yabbadabadoo or whatever is never not hilarious.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

They drank wine back then because it was less likely to kill you than the water. Jack should be all over that, considering he blames the tap water for his monstrous kidney stones.

You should see what horrifying asteroids fortified wine creates

 

[Falcon Sebben]

They drank wine back then because it was less likely to kill you than the water. Jack should be all over that, considering he blames the tap water for his monstrous kidney stones.

And the wine was weaker. It's thought that it was 5-8% alcohol so you'd have to drink twice as much to really get sloppy fall down drunk which is what the edict in the bible was against.

But because some people can't stop drinking they just said, "no alcohol".

You should see what horrifying asteroids fortified wine creates

Not to mention the hangovers.

There's a reason people call this stuff Mad Dog 20/20:

As Robin Williams once said, "a bottle of this and you're seeing vapor trails".

 

[Headlight Disco]

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walked into the mall, saw Altar'd State, got mad it's only for women, said "i'll show them"

 

[SpiceyHuman]

And the wine was weaker. It's thought that it was 5-8% alcohol so you'd have to drink twice as much to really get sloppy fall down drunk which is what the edict in the bible was against.

But because some people can't stop drinking they just said, "no alcohol".


Not to mention the hangovers.

There's a reason people call this stuff Mad Dog 20/20:
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As Robin Williams once said, "a bottle of this and you're seeing vapor trails".

The orange jubilee brings back memories

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

walked into the mall, saw Altar'd State, got mad it's only for women, said "i'll show them"

I had to look this up. Had not heard of it before. It’s a faith based ladies appearal shop as the name implies. Of course there are some low cut blouses, short skirts and bare mid driffs so definitely in line with the performative prosperity gospel instagram lifestyle friendly image,


Also here is their landing page. No wonder it appeals to Jack and Tammy. We have a wreath with a taco , ranch “dressing”, a yeti cup, and Sriacha packets, cowgirl larper boots, and an alapaca because alpaca farming is a decadent and stylish aspirational hobby farm career now for fake country women who don’t have to work.. How completely tacky. But definitely Scalfatti style. They can mix and match this stuff from Qarolynn’s “shabby farm chic” fake antiques store seamlessly. Also, salt. Jack loves his salt mountains.

Look at this fuzzy tube top set. Junior should get this for Tammy Junior. He can grab some Booba in family pics on Christmas morning!

I hope Jack comes out with a line of tube tops with “it’s not about MEA” on it

 

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The only credit I will give to Islam is that they looked at the world and said 'No, our religion is going to be iconoclastic, fuck that. If some fat fuck in Tennessee tries selling candles with images of Mohammad on it, break it over their fucking head'.

What is a faith based t shirt line? Jack all startups are faith based. And what a tragic name for your clothing line. I do believe its meant to imply meeting God, but through death. But you can meet God in a way that isnt 'Tony take him 8 miles out and put him 6 feet under'.

 

[Polska krowa]

I'd love Jack to do some variations of that 'My saviour is tougher than nails tshirt' that he used to rock all the time (I know it isn't his shirt)

For reference:

 

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And what a tragic name for your clothing line. I do believe its meant to imply meeting God, but through death.

The name IS really unfortunate, but I think it's a play on the whole "Jesus is the way" thing. As in, there is only one true way, and it's Jesus.
Using His name to grift is in very poor taste, tho.

 

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I had to look this up. Had not heard of it before. It’s a faith based ladies appearal shop as the name implies. Of course there are some low cut blouses, short skirts and bare mid driffs so definitely in line with the performative prosperity gospel instagram lifestyle friendly image, [...]

I happened upon Altar'd State at the mall a few months ago and honestly became obsessed with the store, the concept, everything. The aesthetic is very much like, "Christian young woman who wears uggs and orders Pumpkin Spice Lattes, also goes to college football games with family and friends". To be fair, most of the clothing in-store is pretty modest. Marginally higher production quality than your Zaras, etc.

Also, re: the name: "Altar'd State" captures the Christian zillennial youth situation. It's a play on "altered state", like using drugs or alcohol, but instead of their godless peers, these kids are high on the holy spirit. Having "tard" in the name is also apt.

Anyway, the American Protestant business ethos is pretty despicable, sure, but at least the sweaters are cute. Very funny to view Jack's "career" as a manifestation of the same impulse.

 

[Sev07]

There's nothing I can say to make these funnier than they are

 

[Seymour Duncan]

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That fucking prick got rid of the utterly glorious JOTG bucket hat, now only the much more lame CWJ hat remains. I really wanted to buy one, but I kept putting it off because I wasn't sure if the store platform he was using would expose my personal details to the Scalfani clan.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack sure loves bragging about how much time he spends on his knees, even for evangelical trash

 

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FTFY.

Pentecostals are a special breed of retarded. Watching them roll around on the floor shouting yabbadabadoo or whatever is never not hilarious.

My favorite is Kerney Thomas and his OWNDALAH-ALLABOWKOWSHA.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The orange jubilee brings back memories

Yeah MD 2020 does bring back memories. It was cheap. It was sweet. It went down easy enough but my god the hangover the next day felt like Satan himself had taken a dump on your very soul. It's not something I want to relive.

Jack sure loves bragging about how much time he spends on his knees, even for evangelical trash

Yeah but when he's down there he's sucking dick.

My favorite is Kerney Thomas and his OWNDALAH-ALLABOWKOWSHA.

Does that faggot have Tourettes or something?

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Pentecostals are a special breed of retarded. Watching them roll around on the floor shouting yabbadabadoo or whatever is never not hilarious.

Fun fact the term for speaking in tongues is glossolalia. I only say that because it's my favorite word. I've never met a Pentecostal that wasn't a complete asshole. There's a guy on youtube who talks about growing up in a pentecostal home and how his grandparents accused him of being possessed by various demons. Namely video game demons, music demons, skinny jeans demons just all kinds of wacky shit. Friend of mine started to going to a Pentecostal church because his girlfriend went there and now he's an insufferable god botherer too. He has to work into every conversation that we are all hell bound heathens because we don't subscribe to his churches specific brand of Christianity. Seems like a perfect fit for jack. He can hang out with a bunch of smug faggots like himself.