i heard a bunch of you idiots facedoxed and did other embarrassing shit on the telegram

so it was you! you bastard!


also holy shit things have taken a weird turn since last i was here
??? I'm not a janny. Moving it from Q&A was a stupid idea because it fucked up the formatting.
make your own fucking thread and stop fucking with mine
I was just asking if the thread should include splinter chats because there's no Kiwi Farms telegram anymore. I'm one of the only people posting updates here lmao.
 
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Main chat splintered into 3 group archetypes.
  • Retard Petting Zoo: lolcows are added so people can gawk at them trying interact with eachother. Chaotic with a revolving door of members.
  • Diet Sneedchat: Mostly KF users talking about site related content. Pretty tame and culturally similar to the on-site chat.
  • Wignat Exile: Powerusers from the old KF telegram upset about chat drama. Most don't have accounts, or only made one because of this thread. (e.g. @cattolini)
where are these splinters, I need some more drama.
 
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Second post about Nikon even though he really doesn't deserve it. I just wonder if he actually sees what I type about him(spoiler: he does), he should be happy someone even mentions him, since literally no one cares about him in main or knock-off chats, he's that much of a nobody, and I really shouldn't be feeding him. :geek:
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Right here he brags about his 2 dollar tips and how those were "ironed". He's gonna brag about it for years, just how he does right now with the story about milkshakes. And that story is - manager cancelled an order with 4 milkshakes and instead of throwing those away he "rizzed" 3 teenage-looking women by giving them said milkshakes. That's it. Yet he uses it as an example of his unmatched kindness and his wonderful abilities to easily atract women. He even bragged about that to me in private messages, probably because I'm the only female that said anything to him, even if that was just play-pretend.
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I surely can dig up some more embarassing moments of his, but I really don't care about him as much as he does about me. He even threatens to "leak our dms" here. What a sigma male he is. Using 100% of his powers on someone who forgot about him the moments he stopped appearing in her life. }:P
He reminds me of those four-eyed babies that ask kiwifarms users that beg kiwifarms users to start a thread on someone who personally annoys and/or offends them. I guess we can let this unwashed fellow play his "ruler of everything" game, he certainly lacks any power in his life and desperately craves to dominate someone in his life, no matter who.*sigh*
I'm saying all that because I don't plan wasting space in my brain to remember him, and I just wanna vomit it all out right now rather than later when he drops milliards of posts with his sexual fantasies about me being fat unshaved .itler that eats abortet embrions and sits there every day thinking about him and planning ultimate revenge.:lol:
 

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who has alanas number or @ i lost it thanks
I don't know, but if you track it down tell her that the dome misses her and she should say hi and share knitting updates until she inevitably starts talking about Null in chat for 36 hours straight to the point where she asks to be muted so she can finally sleep.
 
Vingle Update
Sources tell me Vingle has confirmed that this is the racially ambiguous homosexual potbellied weeaboo who's been shitting up both the telegram chat, and this thread for the past 48 hours.
This will teach me to go digging in threads for old posts.
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On the other hand, it reminds me that I should go donate to the starving children of Africa.
 
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