Orbiter đź‡¬đź‡§ Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

Imagine spending years to work your ass into irrelevancy and insolvency being obsessed by Gunt and then your own brother delivers him such a disgusting W on golden plate right into his trough on your pathetic (and also broke) account.
 
Imagine spending years to work your ass into irrelevancy and insolvency being obsessed by Gunt and then your own brother delivers him such a disgusting W on golden plate right into his trough on your pathetic (and also broke) account.
Cog's had nothing but Ls against Ralph. His own brother doxed him to Ralph. His trip to Portugal to fuck with Ralph ended up with Cog losing a bout of fisticuffs with the Gunt. I mean, can anyone name a single W he's gotten against him?
 
Watching cog melt down about not making enough mo money after him saying it's not about money or viewers.

I was shocked to learn that the goal isn't daily its monthly with him aiming for ÂŁ300 a month which he isn't making of course I've never watched a full show but always thought it was daily.

He wants to dox his haters to stab them. I'd be careful claiming benefits and making money on the side no matter how small. You can not survive without benefits if a ÂŁ300 monthly goal is beyond you.

admitted that he doesn't make enough money to survive but he makes waves and has an impact in the sector.

He seems to be under some illusion that he provides a unique experience and laments others being sensational.

If some could be bothered to archive it, it's all on gunt news on twitter. I'm waiting on a new motherboard.

He makes Ralph seem like a million subscriber successful YouTuber
 
In case you can't view the clip - Cog claims we're nowhere near midnight on the Doomsday Clock, but in reality we've never been closer to potential nuclear war. We're closer now than at the height of the Cold War. This is the dumbest thing to say with such conviction, making me think he looked at 90 and assumed minutes? Can't tell the time from a clockface? It's not even a "don't trust the experts" thing, he's just not able to read.
Cog can't read sure, but the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists started factoring in climate change, 'election misinformation', and AI not being regulated enough into their assessments.
Saying we're closer to nuclear war now than during the cuban missle crises is pretty silly.
 
I went to Cog's (Dan's, lmao) Twitter to see if there's any new donation scams that's got him MATI, but I got bored and noticed the aycogs have been making AI art about him and the brown mail order bride. I wouldn't have seen it if he hadn't been rage QT-ing them from behind a block.

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I was shocked to learn that the goal isn't daily its monthly with him aiming for ÂŁ300 a month which he isn't making of course I've never watched a full show but always thought it was daily.
His goals are mostly arbitrary and he frequently changes them once they are hit (or he becomes bored and either signs off or changes it to something else). You have to be actively paying attention to see how he collects his money but he typically settles for about ~$100 per show and considers that a decent enough amount for 3-5 hours of "work". He doesn't keep a running tally like most streamers who have the donation bar at the bottom with the percentage. Instead, he just manually types the numbers in.

One of the things he was complaining about was that he has his donation money split across multiple platforms (YouTube, Rumble Rants, Streamlabs, Paypal, BuyMeAKofi or whatever) and that he can't reliably depend on these to pay out when he wants them to. He also complained that Rumble costs money (~$20/month) for him to stream there with its features and that the return on his invest was a waste of his time and money so he would rather cuck his content for Susan (or whoever the YT CEO is now) and he'll gladly get rid of $10 media plays (so no more loli videos from Metokur Manbot) going forward to keep his stuff on YouTube but that he will delete all of his content after 2 months.

His biggest gripe was that people are constantly flagging his channels and thus preventing him from collecting money from YT (or limiting his ability to stream at all) which is why he had this recent tantrum.

EDIT: As well as the constant paedo accusations. He acts like if he keeps saying "IT'S NOT TROO, M8" loudly enough that it will convince people who otherwise don't actually care if he's a nonce or not but know that calling him one causes him to have a meltdown like this.

He wants to dox his haters to stab them. I'd be careful claiming benefits and making money on the side no matter how small. You can not survive without benefits if a ÂŁ300 monthly goal is beyond you.
I really don't know if he's actually on the dole but saying he does clearly gets under his skin because it keeps being repeated. The thing about "wanting to stab haters" or "burn down people's houses" comes as quite hypocritical. He acknowledges they are empty threats and expects people to say something about it. Then he goes "WOT U MEAN M8 IM NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE EMPTY THREATS?! I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO MAKE EMPTY THREATS!" as though that doesn't give his haters exactly what they want: a tantrum/spergout.

He seems to be under some illusion that he provides a unique experience and laments others being sensational.
He's having a doompill moment of "YEW SEE THIS M8? YEW LOOK AT DA WORLD N ITS NOTHIN BUT DISHONEST PEOPLE DOING DISHONEST THINGS! I'M THE ONLY ONE WITH INTEGRITY IN THIS SEKTUR!" and his incessant need to correct the record isn't working out in his favour every single time, but that's tough shit. He comes across as sour grapes most of the time.

He makes Ralph seem like a million subscriber successful YouTuber
I don't know if having more hatewatchers that don't donate counts as a successful metric but I think if this is your full time job then you need electroshock therapy.
 
Not a surprise on this. Back in 2019 (I think) he was accused of fucking his cohost Zack Lonbee's wife while they were putting him up on his annual "head to the US to try to sucker an American woman into marrying him for a green card" trip. He threatened to shoot people who were talking about it. Not long after, Zack and his other cohost (Esau, I think) stopped streaming with him, but I think they're still in his Discord server. I don't remember Zack being as active as he used to be.
My memory of this is spotty, so I could be off a little. He TRIED to fuck zack's wife, zack did an odd stream here and there with Esau, and after the cog stuff zack just started doing his own thing for a bit. They have a little circle of streamers (all super nice, but boring tiny streams to like 10-15 people) that do streams with each other off and on all week. Zack started working a lot more and doesn't stream at all. Esau went camping with cog and the rumor was they spooned a bit, heh. Not sure if some beef happened but Esau dropped off completely.
Cog is Ralph. Both are slimeballs that fuck other peoples' wives/girlfriends and have no shame for it. Both toss people aside when optics require it. Both are low-IQ individuals living in black mold-infested hovels. Both court the alt-right when it suits their needs. Both beg for people to donate to them for trips.

The only problem for Cog is that Ralph has one advantage over him: he actually beat Cog in a fight and Cog needed his "wife's" bull Dan to save his ass from getting the asswhooping he deserved.
Cog is on welfare, and Ralph isn't (yet) And while Ralph isn't smart, Ralph has a bigger viewership.
 
As well as the constant paedo accusations. He acts like if he keeps saying "IT'S NOT TROO, M8" loudly enough that it will convince people who otherwise don't actually care if he's a nonce or not but know that calling him one causes him to have a meltdown like this

Yes.
I would not watch a single Cog stream if he wasn't busy melting down over tweets from accounts that he already has blocked. I don't even care what the sperging is about, I just want to see the Bri*ish Fease.
 
Nobody fucking cares, but it still has to be done. Cog's dox supposedly is:

Jonathan Harrison
7 Bartleet Road
Smethwick
B67 7RD
England

It's a home residence and the official address of "DJC Scaffolding Ltd". Cog himself has said during one of his live streams that his buddy Dan owns a scaffolding business and apparently Cog let Dan use Cog's address for registering the business.

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Nobody fucking cares, but it still has to be done. Cog's dox supposedly is:

Jonathan Harris
7 Bartleet Road
Smethwick
B67 7RD
England

It's a home residence and the official address of "DJC Scaffolding Ltd". Cog himself has said during one of his live streams that his buddy Dan owns a scaffolding business and apparently Cog let Dan use Cog's address for registering the business.

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Why am I not surprised his council housing is in a town called sMethwick?
 
Nobody fucking cares, but it still has to be done. Cog's dox supposedly is:

Jonathan Harris
7 Bartleet Road
Smethwick
B67 7RD
England

It's a home residence and the official address of "DJC Scaffolding Ltd". Cog himself has said during one of his live streams that his buddy Dan owns a scaffolding business and apparently Cog let Dan use Cog's address for registering the business.

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-basic build Rent to Buy council house
-left over patio tiles left outside
-probably astroturf "garden"
-ranom pallet left abandonded (there is also a stuffed plastic bag too if you look it up on Google lol)
-that's definitely his wife too

pure charva living lads
 
Nobody fucking cares, but it still has to be done. Cog's dox supposedly is:

Jonathan Harris
7 Bartleet Road
Smethwick
B67 7RD
England

It's a home residence and the official address of "DJC Scaffolding Ltd". Cog himself has said during one of his live streams that his buddy Dan owns a scaffolding business and apparently Cog let Dan use Cog's address for registering the business.

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the sektur.pngI HAVE A MORTGAGE DO YOU HAVE A MORTGAGE???
 
Nobody fucking cares, but it still has to be done. Cog's dox supposedly is:

Jonathan Harris
7 Bartleet Road
Smethwick
B67 7RD
England

It's a home residence and the official address of "DJC Scaffolding Ltd". Cog himself has said during one of his live streams that his buddy Dan owns a scaffolding business and apparently Cog let Dan use Cog's address for registering the business.

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Didn't he say he lives in Dudley? Or is that MI6 subterfuge
 
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