Orbiter 🏳️‍🌈🐱 Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First Pürrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.

[Big Miss Steak]

2:25:35 -- Superchatter asks if World War 3 happens, will its conclusion bring "the end of degeneracy such as transgenderism and BLM?" Nick is incredulous. "What? We'll all be dead, stupid. (...) I hope you're not alive. I hope that you are not a survivor, at the minimum. (sigh)" -Nick

For the briefest of moments I almost felt bad for Nick and then I remembered that he has actively cultivated an audience of retards.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

you will NEVER enjoy ANYTHING as much as you enjoyed those simple things when you were a child," but as a parent you can recapture that joy in a different way. (I thought he didn't want to be involved in his children's lives until they were 18?) He admits he's procrastinating starting a family ("Honestly, you know, as much as I hate on women... or I should say, as much as I hate women, and as much as I am procrastinating starting my own family, I really do, I really do believe in family..." -Nick). He speaks for a few more minutes about the importance of family, his memories of childhood, and calls out Destiny for living an "insane, reprehensible life with what's supposed to be [his] spouse.

Nick wearing a Golden Gloves hoodie is particularly hilarious to me. Imagine little 11 year old Nicky sparring down at the gym, might have saved him from his miserable fate.

I don’t think Nick will ever have a family, because he’s gay and is physically incapable of putting his dick into a vagina even to procreate. But if he did ever make a test tube baby there would be no joy, just seething jealously. Nick would be enraged by the child not liking all his own early aughts juvenile, childhood fixations. His child would experience such a miserable childhood he would be overjoyed to be become an adult and get the fuck out of the hellscape that was a childhood dependent on angry, jealous, Dorian Grey daddy and special time with Uncle Ali and friends.

 

[AgendaPoster]

is physically incapable of putting his dick into a vagina even to procreate

Yes but that's a great thing for humanity and its genetic prowess we really don't want Nicole to procreate
You know what, I've been thinking ( I know, I know)
What if Nick's obviously inconsistent and spergy political opinions that often contradict each other are simply the result of him desperately seeking a right wing space that would accept his imperfections and deformities?
He's some sort of latinX so he can't be a WN.
He's likely gay so he cannot be straight, hetero and normal.
He's sickly and frail, plagued with illnesses and on a 24/7 goyslop diet, so he cannot be a fascist cause that implies the cult of the athletic youthful body
He cannot be part of the manosphere cause he's a manlet virgin that never touched pussy (and he's a homo)
He cannot be Muslim cause homo manlet sperm seeking degenerate
It goes on and on
The only thing that remains for him is some sort of RW space that has pity on the deformed and mentally ill.
Christianity it is then, cause no other alternatives would welcome Nicky

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

The only thing that remains for him is some sort of RW space that has pity on the deformed and mentally ill.

MAGA? QAnon? Both?

 

[The Internet Dick]

Christianity it is then, cause no other alternatives would welcome Nicky

Christianity demands heartfelt change. For Fuentes, that would mean no more mooning over handsome young men, no more cat bois, no more tranny porn, no more lies, no more Machiavellian maneuvering, no more lust for power. Change is painful, which is why so few go through with it. You must become a new person.

I don't like the guy, obviously enough, but Fuentes does have gifts--he's an excellent communicator, a strong organizer. Imagine how effective he would be if he weren't a scheming, dysfunctional twit.

 

[Donuteater]

Yes but that's a great thing for humanity and its genetic prowess we really don't want Nicole to procreate
You know what, I've been thinking ( I know, I know)
What if Nick's obviously inconsistent and spergy political opinions that often contradict each other are simply the result of him desperately seeking a right wing space that would accept his imperfections and deformities?
He's some sort of latinX so he can't be a WN.
He's likely gay so he cannot be straight, hetero and normal.
He's sickly and frail, plagued with illnesses and on a 24/7 goyslop diet, so he cannot be a fascist cause that implies the cult of the athletic youthful body
He cannot be part of the manosphere cause he's a manlet virgin that never touched pussy (and he's a homo)
He cannot be Muslim cause homo manlet sperm seeking degenerate
It goes on and on
The only thing that remains for him is some sort of RW space that has pity on the deformed and mentally ill.
Christianity it is then, cause no other alternatives would welcome Nicky

His inconsistent positions are caused from him having zero life experience in anything except being a shut in.

 

[Miller]

There's a Twitter Space happening right now with Fuentes and a bunch of other people about jews and Isreal:
https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1yoKMwdzqzYJQ?s=20 (I don't know if those things are saved)

 

[Ishtar]

Thank you, Fruit Merchant, for your tireless work. He really is falling apart. Which makes it especially pathetic that just a day or so ago, Keith Woods was begging Elon to unban Nick. I can't help but lose all respect for people who simp for this emotionally broken gay Mexican.

Keith is clearly trying to do everything possible to amplify his own message. That is a sort of populist White racial politics with a platform that centralizes anti Zionism.

I like Keith, so I'll have to be generous and presume Keith just wants to increase his reach. Or he thinks Nick unbanned would lead to "POSITIVE POLITICAL CHANGE"(TM).

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I basically assume Fuentes is going to claim credit for Musk’s actions and say it’s all AF and himself taking the lead and accomplishing this

 

[Enoch Emery]

It's so over for nickers.

https://archive.ph/ntl6k

https://twitter.com/autumngroyper/status/1725586280988156202

this is a Kanye West song lyric lol

 

[Fruit Merchant]

Highlights from last week. Timestamps are from the Cozy VODs.

America First 1249 - November 13, 2023
Monologue is about escalating tensions between Israel and Hezbollah, and Benjamin Netanyahu signaling plans for a long term occupation of Gaza.

• 0:19:25 -- Show starts
• 1:19:10 -- Superchats
• 1:27:00 -- Superchatter "Regina" says Nick is usually the last thing she thinks about before she goes to sleep. "Okay. Creepy. Off-putting." -Nick
• 1:29:05 -- Superchatter says vintage clips of Europe and America from the 1890s-1950s are "stunning" and it's "a real redpill watching it." Nick seems rather paranoid about being baited. "This has got to be bait, dude. That's gotta be bait. You just discovered old footage?" -Nick
• 1:30:50 -- Superchatter says he appreciates Nick's hard work, and "none of us can fully appreciate or understand your struggles." Nick emphatically agrees. He says last weekend, he hung out with his only friend from high school who still talks to him. His friend said he talked to Nick's former "best friend" from 10th and 11th grade, and the former best friend said if he could kill one person in the world, he'd kill Nick Fuentes. "I've become this completely ostracized pariah. It's like I'm not a human being. It's like I'm a leper. You know?" -Nick
• 1:35:50 -- Nick goes on a boomer rant about how this country "used to be based," because "you used to be able to buy a quality flannel shirt and a bomber jacket and go to a diner and eat pie and coffee and have a nice conversation with the waitress, and you used to be able to work with your hands and shit like that." (Remember when he mocked a guy for being a carpenter and said he hated the working class?) He says he's sick of America and he wants to go to China, where people are cool because "they're, like, politically incorrect and smoking cigarettes" and "their women are chill." Blah blah blah, women are all sluts and bitches, coffeeshops are staffed by trannies, cars are ugly now, office jobs are gay, outfits are stupid, we don't have le based neon signs and fries cooked in beef tallow anymore, et cetera. But Nick still has hope because "Mexicans are bringing it back." He says Mexican restaurants are good because "they're run by the cartels and they don't kill people for no reason" ???? "They make real food, you know, like steak tacos and stuff. And they're family oriented, and they're kind of criminals, and they work with their hands. Mexicans are keeping it alive. Some of you guys aren't gonna like this. You're not ready for it."-Nick
  
• 1:41:35 -- Superchatter "The DB Network" says "hey Nicky, it's me Joe. Lil based rizzler ain't no match for my gyatt of legend stay tuned. I said once he's not one of us. Vindication is ash in my mouth and vengeance burning in my chest." Nick says he's "greenlighting" Brandt and his Asian girlfriend. "Joe the Boomer, you have my blessing. Wipe them out, all of them. ...Kidding! Just a joke." -Nick
• 1:42:25 -- Superchatter claiming to be Ali Jamal says he's willing to donate $2,000 to $4,000 for an unban from all America First events. Nick refuses.
• 1:42:40 -- Superchatter gives this ranking: "1. Nick Fuentes, 2. Joel Davis, 3. Keith Woods." Nick says he would also rank himself first, but he would probably put Woods second because he and Woods are similar ("We don't go to the gym, we're sort of like... 'loner.' Well, he's more normal than me. I'm more schizo." -Nick) He says Woods is "detached, unemotional" and "the robot of the group." He draws a comparison to Watchmen and says he's like Rorschach while Woods is like Dr. Manhattan or Ozymandias.
• 1:47:20 -- Superchatter "cornmaze" says Nick and Joe the Boomer are obsessed with hating on Brandt, Joe is a creep, and asks "what kind of movement allows freaks like this." "Painted fingernails typed this superchat. You know, you can be confident that whoever typed this superchat did it with painted fingernails and a pearl necklace. (...) Nothing can stop what has been set in motion. Not even God can save you now. Joe the Boomer is on his way. Joe the Boomer is on his way in his rusty pickup truck and a double barrel shotgun. One barrel for you, and one barrel for the other. And nothing on earth can stop what has been set in motion, even if you tried." -Nick
• 1:51:00 -- Nick responds to Zherka saying Nick's takes "aren't as on point as his because [Nick] doesn't think the Freemasons are a big issue." Nick says the "Albert Pike, Freemason stuff" is "just a load of shit" and "Alex Jones tier."
• 1:52:20 -- Superchatter asks if Nick saw that John Oliver "practically parroted 95% of [Nick's] analysis of the Israel Gaza war" by talking about Gaza being an open air prison, the disproportionate civilian casualties, and Western leaders refusing to call for a ceasefire. Nick says those are not analyses, they're facts that everyone is talking about. "So not quite, buddy. But honestly, you have to have like a 90 IQ to hear those three things on another show and say, 'He copied your whole show!' It's like, bro. That's either just like, bad faith, or you're like, functionally retarded." -Nick
• 1:55:15 -- Superchatter asks "If Israel's war escalated into a worst-case scenario, what are the odds that Christ returns in our lifetime?" Nick is pissed. "Dude, fuck off. Just fuck off with that. 'Uh, what do you think the likelihood is that the world will end?' Dude, no one knows. You know, neither the day nor the hour. Oh, but Nick Fuentes knows! Are you so fucking stupid that you think that you could type in a $5 superchat and get knowledge about THE END OF THE WORLD? (...) You know, dude... you should be medicated."-Nick
  
• 2:00:35 -- Superchatter "Regina" asks Nick if he's ever listened to Father John Misty. "I don't think so. Listen, let's not do this, okay? This isn't a getting-to-know-you. What are we, at a café? 'What kind of music—you ever like this one?' What do you think this is?" -Nick
• 2:02:55 -- Superchatter asks Nick what he does when he runs into trannies in real life. Nick says he's only seen three or four trannies in his life, "honest to God." He says he went to a coffeeshop in Texas recently and there were two trannies working there, and one of them recognized him. "I ordered my coffee as usual, 'Let me get a pumpkin spice latte,' blah blah blah. I go and sit down, and this tranny goes, 'Order for Nick Fuentes!' I'm like, oh, fuck me. So, there's piss in this. There's pink pills in here. I'm fucked. I go, I'm like, okay, here we go. Well, what's this gonna be about? So I get the coffee, and he, it's a male to female, he goes, 'So, are you gonna do any more content with Destiny?' I'm like, 'No, I don't think so. I don't think we're doing anything soon. Thanks.' I didn't drink any of it. I didn't drink any—I'm like, there's piss in here. There's spit in here. You know, they fucked this up somehow. I'm like, there's definitely drugs in here. But, uh... (shrug) that's life now. This is our lives now. This is what we have to deal with. So..." -Nick
  
• 2:10:40 -- Superchatter "clipcel" sends $512
• 2:14:05 -- Superchatter says "I love your creeper stache bro." "HUHUHU! Never heard that before! Huhu! FUCK. YOU." -Nick
• 2:15:05 -- Nick finishes reading superchats. He drops the headphones onto the desk and rubs his ears. He says he needs to get earbuds, because by the end of the superchats segment he's "overwhelmed" by the headphones and his ears and nose are itching. He angrily shoves the headphones away.
  

America First 1250 - November 14, 2023
Monologue is about Candace Owens vs Ben Shapiro, and the House passing a bill with bipartisan support to avoid a government shutdown.

• 0:23:00 -- Show starts
• 0:30:15 -- Nick says if he had a guaranteed contract with Rumble, he might get rid of Cozy. "I'm like, I'm kind of nudging Rumble. I'm like, ' Hey, you're not gonna ban me, are you? I hope I don't get banned. I really hope I don't get banned on Rumble because that would be really hypocritical.' But I feel like I might!" -Nick
• 0:31:45 -- Nick asks the audience what they think of his mustache. He shaved the top part of the mustache and now he thinks it has a weird shape.
• 0:58:55 -- Nick rants about John Doyle
• 1:40:35 -- Superchats
• 1:41:30 -- Superchatter asks if Nick can provide any "inside baseball" on Candace Owens' fight with Ben Shapiro over Kanye West's Drink Champs interview. Nick says he's not going to talk about that, but says Friday will mark one year since he met Kanye.
• 1:44:30 -- Superchatter asks if he'll still be allowed to listen to 70's gay disco music like The Village People when "the Catholic monarchy is put in place and King Fuentes rules the US." Nick says the superchat is "painfully suck-ass" and calls the superchatter disabled. He condescendingly asks if the superchatter is getting SSDI benefits and if he lives alone or with a helper. "Anyway, hey, well, thank you for the—No, no, thank you! Hi, buddy! Hi, buddy! Thank you! Thanks for the super chat, buddy! Wow, you did such a good job! Nice work! Did you do that all by yourself? Wow! Did you do that super chat all by yourself? Wow, you're so smart! You're not a retard at all!"-Nick
  
• 1:46:45 -- Nick tells a story from YE24. He says at one point, Kanye had a phone call with Dr. Shiva Ayyadurai ("How did this guy get in touch? I have no idea..." -Nick) and Kanye asked the YE24 team if he should get on a private jet to Massachusetts to meet with him. Nick says he told Kanye that might be a waste of time. "So, you know, Dr. Shiva, if you're listening, I'm sorry. I did kind of cuck you out of a visit. Um... or maybe not. I mean, Ye, at that point, he was a little bit... wishy-washy. So I don't think I was the sole reason. I don't think I'm, you know... the only reason that that didn't happen." -Nick
• 1:48:25 -- Superchatter asks which diss track Nick likes more, Jay-Z's "Takeover" or Nas' "Ether." Nick says he hasn't listened to either of them. He says that as he gets older, he's "becoming more racialized" and feels that white people who are really into rap music are cringe. "I'm realizing that... I'm realizing that Ted Feaser was correct, that RPG... when RPG said that rap music is cringe, you know, maybe he was ahead of his time." -Nick
• 1:56:35 -- Superchatter says the Taliban is the ideal society. "It would be ideal if they were Catholic." -Nick
• 2:00:40 -- Superchatter asks Nick how he squares becoming more racialized with "there being no distinction between race under Christ as seen in Galatians 3:28-29 and elsewhere." Nick rolls his eyes and says all he meant was he doesn't listen to rap music as much anymore. "It means that everybody can be saved. It doesn't mean that you can't be white or black, you dumb fucking idiot. Geez. I love when people start a superchat with, 'Well, you say!' It's like, if you start a superchat like that, fucking kill yourself. (...) Fucking gay-ass bitch." -Nick
• 2:03:55 -- Superchatter says "Nick, I've seen the way you look at Candace Owens. Please, do not let her take your heart as it belongs to Kathy Zhu. Yellow fever, not chocolate sin." Nick rolls his eyes. "Okay, I'm over it. Over that joke forever. You fucking ruined it." -Nick
• 2:04:10 -- Superchatter says "If a kid gets expelled from 107 schools, maybe the schools aren't the problem." Nick puts his hand over his face and sarcastically replies, "groundbreaking." He announces that he can't bear to read another superchat and rips off his headphones. He stretches and says he needs to work on his posture, because he's hunching over like an old man. He says "one of these days" he's going to get really fit. "One of these days, man, watch out. Cause I'm gonna be moving around and I'm gonna be flexible, agile, and physically fit and then it's just over. Then it's just over. I mean, I'm really holding myself back because I'm just, you know, I eat Papa John's three times of week and stuff, but you know, once I'm really in peak physical condition, which I'm hurtling towards every day, man, it's over." -Nick
  

America First 1251 - November 15, 2023
Monologue is about Candace Owens vs Ben Shapiro (again).

• 0:27:55 -- Show starts. Stream is muted.
• 0:29:35 -- Nick realizes he's muted. "I swear it's not my fault! I open up the streaming software, sometimes it just is off. I need a producer, man. Someone says, 'Where's your interns at?' Yeah, for real. For real! Yeah, that's a great question. I ask myself that all the fucking time. Seventy-fucking-six interns and I'm getting texts from... somebody else. (...) I'm gonna try not to fly off the handle." -Nick
• 0:32:30 -- Show starts (again)
• 1:02:05 -- Nick does an impression of Candace Owens. "And so when Candace Owens says, 'Hey, look, I don't serve money, sweetie. Christ is king.' It's perfect because that's so, like, what a black woman would say. That's so like, black coded. That's such like a black woman coded kind of message. 'I don't worship money, sweetie. I worship God. Christ is king.' It's so black woman coded. It's so perfect." -Nick
• 1:11:45 -- Nick says Candace Owens is using "classic female gaslighting" against Ben Shapiro, and she's an alpha with "pickup artist level, like, Andrew Tate game."
• 1:37:30 -- Superchats
• 1:39:30 -- Nick says now that he's won and major right-wing media figures are saying the same things as him, he might retire and open a hot dog stand.
• 1:44:40 -- Superchatter asks Nick to elaborate more on what groypers can do to help further the America First agenda. "No. If you have to ask, we don't want you, we don't need you. You should just go and do something else." -Nick
• 1:46:30 -- Superchatter says he's DMing with an "outspoken Palestinian girl." Nick tells him to just stop, no e-girls. The next superchatter sends $50, but Nick skips it before the message plays. The next superchatter says "Candace Owens? Candace dick fit in your mouth?" Nick clicks his tongue and sarcastically says "okay, thanks for that." The next superchatter says "The Daily Wire has fallen, Candace must die." Nick corrects the superchatter, saying "we like Candace." The fifth superchatter mercifully mentions John Doyle, giving Nick the opportunity to rant for a couple minutes instead of listening to more superchats.
• 1:48:40 -- Superchatter makes a joke about Hamas attacking the music festival in Fortnite. Nick flips him off and said that joke might have been funny five years ago. "Nope, nope, nope. Not funny, didn't laugh. SUCKS." -Nick
• 1:57:05 -- Superchatter "groypadome" says "Joe the groomer got the whole ex-gay squad on his side, disgusting, how is Brandt supposed to recover." "I wonder who could be behind this post. POV: It's a guy betraying his race with a non-white woman with painted nails. Nice try, pal. Joe the Boomer's gonna kill all of you and I can't fucking wait. (laugh) I can't wait. And I bought a front row ticket."-Nick
  
• 1:59:20 -- Superchatter asks if Candace Owens could sue Ben Shapiro if he were to fire her for her religious convictions. "That's the one thing that blows me away about superchats. You do a show like this, about how everyone's becoming aware of Jewish influence, and people go, 'Erm, doesn't Candace Owens have a lawyer?' Dude, just blow it out your ass. I can't do the superchats anymore, man. I can't take it." -Nick
• 2:03:35 -- Superchatter says Nick and GypsyCrusader should do a stream together. "No, I don't think so." -Nick
• 2:04:20 -- Nick says the superchat segment is like a "torture chamber," where he's forced to hear a hundred "ding" sounds and read the same messages over and over a hundred times.
  
• 2:08:20 -- Superchatter says he's 18 now. Nick immediately dumps all of his angst about getting older. "Happy birthday. Hope it's a good one, buddy. 18! Enjoy it while you can, because you know, you're just gonna lose all your hair and get wrinkles and you're gonna get fat and you're gonna get married and she's gonna cut your balls off. It's gonna be over for you, okay. It's over for me, it's over for you. No, I'm kidding. Happy birthday. Hey, but enjoy it, enjoy being 18. I was 18 once. Now I'm 25. Now I'm an old piece of shit. Now I have a gut and bills and everyone wants me to get married and I don't want to cuz I don't want to live within an annoying bitch. Happy birthday. So happy birthday." -Nick
  
• 2:11:00 -- Nick finishes the last superchat, takes his headphones off, and drops them on the desk. He puts his head in his hands for a moment and groans.
  

Nick did not do a show on Thursday or Friday.

 

[gaystoner]

Now I have a gut and bills and everyone wants me to get married and I don't want to cuz I don't want to live within an annoying bitch.

This is not how heterosexual men think. Also he's admitting he's fat now which is hilarious. Hey Nick FYI...You can have an 8pack if you put in effort.

I do. <3

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Wanna talk about saving the HuWhite race™? Shill for the nonwhite shitholes lil Nicky!

 

[AskeDead]

Reading these you can tell Nick fucking hates his audience and I can't really blame him. Groypers are basically subhuman. I almost feel bad for him having to deal with them

 

[Jewthulhu]

Based tradcath shilling for two communist atheist countries that persecute Christians, a fundamentalist Islamic nation that persecutes Christians, and a despotic (and effectively atheist) country that persecutes Catholics.

 

[Donuteater]

Reading these you can tell Nick fucking hates his audience and I can't really blame him. Groypers are basically subhuman. I almost feel bad for him having to deal with them

I don’t. This is the audience he’s cultivated, he’s responsible for his own suffering.
Regarding his desire for a producer, he’s brought this up several times over the years. But as we know, Nick isn’t capable of working with other people, so the producer would have to be a mindless ballwasher and that still wouldn’t be enough for him. And if he had a studio with a production team like he wants, they’d very quickly get sick of him starting late. He can’t advance beyond a cheap green screen in his spare room because he’s incapable, and it’s one pf the many reasons he’s failed to grow.

 

[5000]

With AFPAC IV coming up, who will be the keynote speaker?

I'm leaning towards Thomas Massie, Nick seems to be liking and retweeting him a lot. He's the only openly anti-Israel republican in congress. Although he is libertarian which doesn't really rhyme with the rest of AF. Then again Paul Gosar didn't agree with Nick on everything (given than he was pro-Israel) yet spoke at his event, so who knows.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

With AFPAC IV coming up, who will be the keynote speaker?

I'm leaning towards Thomas Massie, Nick seems to be liking and retweeting him a lot. He's the only openly anti-Israel republican in congress. Although he is libertarian which doesn't really rhyme with the rest of AF. Then again Paul Gosar didn't agree with Nick on everything (given than he was pro-Israel) yet spoke at his event, so who knows.

What political connections does lil Nicky have left though? Keith Woods, a dry boring Irish video essayist? Ali Akbar the child diddling pedophile? Beardson, the foul smelling drunkard who lives in a shack?

AF’s dead. So dead that the Catboy board had to merge with this one.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

leaning towards Thomas Massie

I don't see that happening. It is current year, Nick is now incredible political poison I would be very shocked if Massie would destroy his career by associating with him.

 

[5000]

Wanna talk about saving the HuWhite race™? Shill for the nonwhite shitholes lil Nicky!
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Remember when Nick used to hate on Russia?