I was hungry and craving food before, but reading "Fong Maker" made me think of some disgusting fong-based Mentos the "Fresh Maker".
But instead of colorful happy candy, all the flavors are just dingy faded sickly colors. Pale yellow, Olive Green, Chalk Purple, Faded Brick Orange. And when you put them in your mouth you get to taste the full Fong experience, which I imagine would be a mixture of sun-dried trout slime, expired gouda cheese, expired chunky lemon-milk, and dilation blood-pus.
Now I have no appetite, so I guess thanks for saving me $20 for lunch