Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
Our good cross poster @chiobu made an effort post on our sister-in-the-struggle site, rDrama.net. It doesn’t mention Nick having AIDS, though.


Comments are mixed with Chiobu using his many socks to pretend to be Dax Fans.

Thanks for the shout-out but that wasn't posted by me lol

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He's now inserted in a good little whine about the Casino. :story:

Lmao I missed this. Gonna be a good watch later. So at least nick, megan and uncivil are all salty. Is the actual shit show worth watching? I only saw the diaper joke clip.
I just watched the clips from @elb and I think I got all I needed out of that stream.
 
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Did they not play or address Rekieta's joke about Maya, or did I miss it? I was curious what their take was gonna be.

I caught the part where Andrew called Nick a beta again for suggesting he doesn't like drama while simultaneous creating most of it. Ooof!

Also, shout out to @elb. Andrew used one of your clips at the end.
 
I have no idea why Rekieta is narrowing in on the whole "lawyers aren't analytical" thing. I think he's angry because Andrew referenced his experience in practicing law.
Maybe he's coming to terms with having a hole in his brain caused by alcoholism in his own narcissistic way.

"Sure, I might have a hole in my brain, but so do all lawyers! It's just a minstrel show, MAN, it's all charisma. It's not analytical work!"
 
Gosney is live now on Rekieta's stream. Let's see how it plays out.
Nick started the introduction with a seething reference to the infamous shower call - something about how he was listening to the stream in the shower and he saw they were talking about him, so he had to intervene and interject. :story:

Did they not play or address Rekieta's joke about Maya, or did I miss it? I was curious what their take was gonna be.
Looks like that wasn't mentioned.
 
Looks like that wasn't mentioned.
Boooo! What a gyp! Pussies! The skipped the best part!

That joke was more cringe than the way Kurt acted, if you ask me.

I hope my midlife crisis is me making 5 figures a night streaming about a profession I long forgot to practice with a large family upstairs calling a black person a nigga because he's literally marvel.
There is no way in fuck Nick is making 5 figures a night anymore. Some nights he barely makes 3 figures. His numbers across the board are a pale shadow of what they used to be.
 
He's coasting by memberships isn't he? YouTube, locals (although fleeting) and rumble. While Rumble is more of a salary or 1 large sum payment for that year.
I dunno what his financials are exactly because I don't know what he gets exactly from the Rumble/Locals contract, but I just know he's not making what he used to. Not what was pulling in during Weebwars, to say nothing of what he was pulling in during Rittenhouse or Depp.

@Potatoherder posts his Superchat/Rumble income pretty regularly and it's downright sad compared to what it once was. Similarly @Himedall All-seeing Waifu has noted that the number of people participating in his Locals has been dropping all the time. The theory is that a lot of people aren't going to be renewing their annual memberships.

Meanwhile, he's spending an inordinate amount of money on Randazza. I theorize, as a whole, his cashflow has probably been in the negative for a while. He'd likely be in bigger trouble if he didn't earn so much before.
 
Meanwhile, he's spending an inordinate amount of money on Randazza. I theorize, as a whole, his cashflow has probably been in the negative for a while. He'd likely be in bigger trouble if he didn't earn so much before.
The only thing Balldo is doing that I approve of is giving Randazza enormous amounts of money to support his utterly retarded behavior.

MILK THIS FAGGOT Randazza!
 
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