Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
It will only cost 50k for the 5k sub gifts? Tell me that ain't so Nick! Are you going to send your loyal subs 8-9$ piece of shit merchs?

That is a poor man's behavior Nick. Do your subs a solid, send them something good, open up your wallet, stop being such a Jew.
He mentions art quite a bit; so what are our options here? He has mentioned a comic book and a coloring book, no? Could be one of those, but it sounds like a single art piece. If it's a single art piece, then what? A piece of drinkware, maybe a plate?

I don't remember if he was quoting shipping in that price, but if he didn't, 50k so 10 bucks a head, talking to china, that's a decent chunk of change to get 5000 of something made that just has art. This product would normally retail at 30-40 USD.

None of the things I threw out there should cost 10 USD to order from some chink and his gaggle of kids in a factory in china. He mentioned he wants to drop ship these things from china as well, yeah? Dafuq.

Am I just making the china thing up? Has he mentioned US production? I can only assume he's going the alibaba / aliexpress route.

As far as the factory ghosting him, yeah, that can happen. But for the amount he is looking to produce, in an assumed non competitive marketplace, I have my doubts they just randomly ghosted him.
 
He fucking over complicates everything, just send out a damn bumper sticker or something as the gift. You can pump ‘em out in mass and they don’t cost any more than a letter to send. But noooooo he had to be extra and promise flasks and shot glasses and entire comic/coloring books. Idiot.
 
Lmao art shmart. All that shit looks like pure retardation
I didn't even consider the "art" in the background. Perhaps he commissioned a piece showcasing him and his many accomplishments in the...style, of the artist. Imagine, sign up now and get a canvas print of that shit.
 
He fucking over complicates everything, just send out a damn bumper sticker or something as the gift. You can pump ‘em out in mass and they don’t cost any more than a letter to send. But noooooo he had to be extra and promise flasks and shot glasses and entire comic/coloring books. Idiot.
He's actually just a joke of a human who resents having to carry out any promise he made.

You can't trust this dude. He will say he will do something in return for something you do, but when you carry out your part, he will just laugh at you, steal your money, and never do what he promised to do.

He is a faggot.
 
Honestly, is the gift even gonna matter in the near future? The rate he's going, it'll go to Sally, Mandy, Art and 10 other random idiots.

He might have inadvertently avoided an expense by sucking so hard.
I'm fairly certain the 5k locals gift of damocles hanging over his head is contributing to his stress and alcoholism. What's even funnier is whenever people bring it up, it sorta "refreshes" the cooldown timer of him stressing over it.

edit: additional opinion
 
Wow nick sounds like shit recently,
Wow nick Looks like shit recently,
He's always acted like a shit head I just never noticed.
It's so fucked up how far he's fallen.
So powerleveling again a bit, but earlier I questioned if he had narcolepsy and suggested he might have chronic fatigue syndrome and his doctor just doesn't know it. As I said I have CFS. You never really feel rested after sleep, but if you get less sleep than your body needs, you do slow down. Myself, I do start to talk slower and move slower when I get about four hours of sleep and it can last for a few days. We've also kind of seen that even moderate exertion causes him to appear a bit listless. I never really considered it but looking at the signs, I think that might be the case here. There's no real cure for it, either, so he's kind of fucked in that regard.
 
Why doesn't he just send everyone of the 5k Locals members a balldo each?

He should get a good discount on a bulk order of 5,000
 
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Dude nobody read all this.
i'm sorry, something just took ahold of me, the way he disregards his parents is so shitty to me. everyone talks about kids, but kids come from somewhere. most of my long comments are from rants that start short but the a spirit seems to get ahold of me, or i'm replying to a dozen people.
 
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