- Joined
- Jan 15, 2017
There's no doubt that Pissa is couchsurfing at granny's now. I'm mainly wondering when Joh is leaving the trailer. If he's leaving the trailer. I had assumed that he had fucked off to Granny's too by now. Guess not.
Joh has claimed that Granny Bets forbids him from showering at her house. He's posted pictures of himself outside the house (and cleaning the garage) so he may be stretching the truth. But that does pose more questions than it does answers. If not Granny Bets's place, why can't he stay with a friend? He's already showering and doing laundry at one's. Polly seems content and distant enough now to not threaten to kill herself after Joh spends a week babysitting the kids like she did during the pandemic. I don't see the Campbells ever divorcing, but maybe they're trial separating? But they're doing things together and Joh seems happy to tag along. Weird.
The more I think about the shit bags, the worse it gets. I would hope he's using toilet paper when he wipes, right? Right?! Is that going into the bag too, or--
> *remembers Joh's shit encrusted fingernails*
> *toilet_rainbow.exe has stopped working*
While I'm here, Polly posted three new TikToks overnight. All three are hauls and reviews of said hauls. Transcripts or recaps following shortly.
Number one, a bag she bought from a TikTok shop
Polissa has been wanting a combo everyday life/bugout bag that contains everything she uses in life in it. She found this bag in a glorified tote bag that has been going viral on TikTok. She finds the many many pockets in this bag merely okay, and reveals that the inside ones are so shit that she needs to buy extra bags to carry shit in.
Mainly, the "purse" is great to her due to how customizable it is. She loves that it is canvas material. She removed the included strap and replaced it with a floral print guitar strap from Temu that she had recently used for her Witches Ride cauldron. One side of the bag is now covered in assorted pins. Describes the bag as so roomy that she could fit "her entire life" into it: "books, bottles, toys, and fidgets, all sorts of things that I carry with me, and survival stuff if you're ever stuck somewhere!"
She spent $6.12 on this bag that she loves so much that she had to tell TikTok about it. States she left a review on the store that she bought it from, but doesn't know how to link the review so she needs someone to teach her how to link reviews. Keeps gushing about how "well made" her dropshipped bag is, and how her $6 dropshipped bag has "real leather" handles. She is really happy that she scraped together $6 for this "purse," and tells people to go buy it. "Every woman needs That Bag."
Mainly, the "purse" is great to her due to how customizable it is. She loves that it is canvas material. She removed the included strap and replaced it with a floral print guitar strap from Temu that she had recently used for her Witches Ride cauldron. One side of the bag is now covered in assorted pins. Describes the bag as so roomy that she could fit "her entire life" into it: "books, bottles, toys, and fidgets, all sorts of things that I carry with me, and survival stuff if you're ever stuck somewhere!"
She spent $6.12 on this bag that she loves so much that she had to tell TikTok about it. States she left a review on the store that she bought it from, but doesn't know how to link the review so she needs someone to teach her how to link reviews. Keeps gushing about how "well made" her dropshipped bag is, and how her $6 dropshipped bag has "real leather" handles. She is really happy that she scraped together $6 for this "purse," and tells people to go buy it. "Every woman needs That Bag."
Second, Dr Polissa quacking about how beneficial Jamaican castor oil is, including showing a demonstration of her brushing her eyelashes with it
Polissa screencaps this as "not medical advise [sic], but as we quickly see, she proceeds to reiterate a lot of medical claims about Jamaican castor oil that she's read online, including weight loss, curing infection, and promoting hair growth. This last claim particularly intrigues Polissa. See, Polly has nice hair and decent eyelashes. She wants to make her eyelashes even prettier and thicker, along with preventing cataracts (which run in her family, and what castor oil will supposedly prevent).
The castor oil in this video was purchased by Robin at a local health store. It was such a big bottle that Robin decanted a bottle for Polissa to use on her eyelashes. Robin also bought her a huge pack of mascara spoolies so that she can slather castor oil all over her eyelashes no problemo.
She spends the rest of the video "demonstrating" how to apply castor oil to your eyelashes with a mascara spoolie. Have you ever applied mascara to your eyes? Congratulations, I have just saved you three minutes. While smearing castor oil on her eyelashes, she claims that castor oil will improve eyesight. She's also been slathering castor oil all over her belly button and swears that she's seeing a difference. Claims that this was just a fun little thing, then in the same breath expresses that she hopes that she has showed "what a health food item can do."
The castor oil in this video was purchased by Robin at a local health store. It was such a big bottle that Robin decanted a bottle for Polissa to use on her eyelashes. Robin also bought her a huge pack of mascara spoolies so that she can slather castor oil all over her eyelashes no problemo.
She spends the rest of the video "demonstrating" how to apply castor oil to your eyelashes with a mascara spoolie. Have you ever applied mascara to your eyes? Congratulations, I have just saved you three minutes. While smearing castor oil on her eyelashes, she claims that castor oil will improve eyesight. She's also been slathering castor oil all over her belly button and swears that she's seeing a difference. Claims that this was just a fun little thing, then in the same breath expresses that she hopes that she has showed "what a health food item can do."
Finally,
Polissa laments that it's very difficult for a plus sized woman in Alabama to find clothes that fit her body or style. Polissa is a US 22 (which is typically assigned a 2X in corresponding charts), and her ideal style is a hippie-goth hybrid. All the clothes she can find in real life are so "blah" and not her, however, so she must buy clothes on Shein.
It was during her latest Shein run that she bought a $2 hairbrush that she believes is a dupe of a brush currently going viral on TikTok. She complains about how her hair is straight, but it tangles very easily like a "Disney character." Blames this on her mom's curly hair genetics. She often wears her hair in a ponytail because she can't bother to style it (and can't afford to go to the salon often).
However! This $2 Shein hairbrush may be cheap and flimsy, but it performs real good! Look at how easily Polissa can brush her already straightened out hair! Look at it! It's so nice, so effortless! She can even go underneath! "Oh look, "Colors of the Wind" hair here!" She doesn't know how long the brush will last, as it was $2, but uh yeah, good purchase! Go check it out!
It was during her latest Shein run that she bought a $2 hairbrush that she believes is a dupe of a brush currently going viral on TikTok. She complains about how her hair is straight, but it tangles very easily like a "Disney character." Blames this on her mom's curly hair genetics. She often wears her hair in a ponytail because she can't bother to style it (and can't afford to go to the salon often).
However! This $2 Shein hairbrush may be cheap and flimsy, but it performs real good! Look at how easily Polissa can brush her already straightened out hair! Look at it! It's so nice, so effortless! She can even go underneath! "Oh look, "Colors of the Wind" hair here!" She doesn't know how long the brush will last, as it was $2, but uh yeah, good purchase! Go check it out!
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