Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

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You're right about his antics, but the "wising up" portion is debatable, from the amount of retards sucking him off in the comments I'm betting we're probably going to see down the line a DSP moment happen with Boogie where he will eventually, god hoping he doesn't survive but probably will because of plot armor, transition to full beg mode streams and just live off his own manifestation of a dozen or so whales, riding fatily into the sunset, until the plot no longer needs him.

And it's not so far-fetched, DSP and Blade provide nothing and a slow death + nothing, respectfully, and if they can sustain™ the model, so can this guy, he actually has "medical conditions" to exploit for pitty, unlike pig roach who only has delusions and ego.
 
They would need to call the clinic with him live on the line.

"It says this clinic doesnt do autism tests."

"Well I dont know what to tell ya, they did for me."

"But they dont do them at all."

"Well I dont know what to tell ya, they did for me."

"It says right here on their website that they dont do them."

"Well I dont know what to tell ya, they did for me."

...ad nauseum, until someone actually gets them on the line.
You could have video footage of Boogie being told he’s not autistic by the preeminent world autism expert and he’d still claim that when the cameras turned off the guy told him he’d made a calculation error and actually Boogie is super autistic. All he does his lie, and he’s still not good at it. But there will always be a handful of people who are easily fooled.

The crazy thing is that getting a fucking job would be an easier way to pay the bills than creating a humiliating house of cards fictional life on the internet. But this big dummy is too stupid to realize it.
 
I've been a bit sus with Clum ever since he came here, but he's been on a few podcasts and I can't help but notice he sucks Boogie's dick more often than not.

Boogie has made some pretty damming claims over exaggerations and acting/trolling, things happening off camera, that puts the legitimacy of the documentary into question. Yet Clum goes on Muta's podcast to say Boogie was "cute fat"

Boogie also said on lolcow live he called Clum after Charlie's video and had to be talked off the ledge for 4 hours

Knowing Boogie is diagnosed a fat fucking liar, I understand Boogie could have mentioned Clum in that situation to continue pushing the narrative the documentary wasn't actually disparaging and they both were in on boogie playing to the cameras. Or that Boogie thinks anyone who makes eye contact with him is his good friend

Or maybe Boogie has manipulated Clum because he doesn't seem that bright

All I'm saying is if Clum wants to be taken seriously, he shouldn't be allowing anything that puts his integrity into question, including constantly praising Boogie on interviews
 
They would need to call the clinic with him live on the line.

"It says this clinic doesnt do autism tests."

"Well I dont know what to tell ya, they did for me."

"But they dont do them at all."

"Well I dont know what to tell ya, they did for me."

"It says right here on their website that they dont do them."

"Well I dont know what to tell ya, they did for me."

...ad nauseum, until someone actually gets them on the line.
Thats like this pic I stole from @YaBoi a while ago, still relevant today.
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Yeah okay. So Boogie is now claiming that he didn't lose $600k in crypto. He made $600k off of a $200k investment, and instead of cashing it out and living comfortably the rest of his life, he decided to be a retard and wait to make a million (which is why he was always talking about becoming a millionaire). Then he sold at $200k and blew more money on hookers, legal fees, toys and food until the begging video.

I'm telling you guys, it is fucking always the trickle truth or some other deceitful bullshit from this guy. He didn't lose any money to crypto, if we're to believe his recent claims, which I think is more believable because Muta backed him into a corner, and this is usually the amount of time it takes Boogie to forget what he lied about/start to admit to what is true (like how he finally admitted to escorting just *one* time).

He used that as an excuse to beg from his fans because he knew the truth "I wasted all my money on hookers, McDonald's and Funko pops, give me more" wouldn't make him look sympathetic or make as much money, although his fans are rerarded enough to still donate even if he said straight up he needed to replace his hooker fund.

Also, he said that he spent all that money because he was going to kill himself. This was in 2021 at the absolute earliest. He said he wanted to kill himself in 2019 but has been fine since then. I said this a few pages back, this guy is so fucking horrible at lying and he literally gets paid to do it!

"Pick a year you planned to kill yourself in, and stick with it." - Potato Man
 
Boogie actually putting in a bit of effort since the. Video , he’s up to 300 twitch subs now from less than 100, his YouTube has more than doubled to 2.3m views a month.

Can he keep it up?

Boogie, much like his enormous gut, is fighting gravity. He doesnt have the power to pull himself up and sure he may get a bump by other passing celestial bodies (pretty sure if you added wings weight to tommyC, you'd have a boogie), but he is doomed to be pulled down by the sheer mass of his own stupidity and recklessness. Like anything boogie does it cannot be maintained.

Marriage, faking a nice guy persona, weight loss, simply honesty and accountability, Boogie will fail.
 
HOW THE FUCK IS HE STILL ALIVE???

Seriously, he’s 50 years old and weighs as much as a small car. All logic and common sense says that his body should have given up on him 20 years ago!
Because God works His curses in His blessings.

Boogie has been given a heroic body. Able to take the worst goyslop-filled sedentary lifestyle and carry it half a century. Truly truly I say to you, Boogie could have lived to 100 if he had taken care of himself.

Had Boogie been a more "unfortunate" man with weaker organs, he would have died before ruining his reputation.

Yet now through the herculean effort of his tortured organs, he lives another day to make his life and his legacy worse.
 
Boogie actually putting in a bit of effort since the. Video , he’s up to 300 twitch subs now from less than 100, his YouTube has more than doubled to 2.3m views a month.

Can he keep it up?
It’s a temporary boost from the documentary attention. Give it a month or two and he’ll have largely faded into the background again with regards to his relevance and view count. Same thing happened with idubbbz when he released his apology video, it temporarily supercharged his channel before it fell back to reality because he was out of the news
 
He's tweeted out some bangers this morning.

Boogie's on Twitter sucking the 9-5 worker's cock so hard right now:

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This fake fuck is in some serious damage control at the moment, trying to pretend that he respects the average worker when he thinks he's above them. Look at all those exclamation marks! He means what he's saying for reals!

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He probably tweeted this after he collected his drivethru order from McDonalds.

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Well folks, this is commitment #1 which Boogie has given up on since the documentary dropped. Expect many more!

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We're halfway through the month and he's yet to do a stream or even provide a date.

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Keemstar is roasting Boogie over his Billie Eilish tweet. Many people chime in to ridicule Boogie after his documentary comments:

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Well that settles it guys, Boogie is changed man:

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Boogie claims that poor innocent him was called "fat" and had women "laugh in his face" even before he was internet famous:

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According to Boogie himself, he's been a sex pest since high school. So I'm not surprised that he had girls laugh in his face and reject him back then.

Holy shit this is rich coming from Boogie:

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It was only 30 minutes earlier that Boogie essentially says "yeah I said some shitty things in the past, but I'm different now":

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So why is he holding Billie Eilish to the flames over something she said years ago, yet he expects forgiveness when he does the same thing?

Then there was this gem:

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:story: - 'scuse me?

Oh fuck off you entitled cunt. You refuse to get with women who are "on the thiccer side":

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No, you can't pay some people to sleep with disgusting blobs like yourself. There is no price tag. Grave Ghoul is testament to this.
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Here's some random tweets of Boogie being called a shitty person and defending himself:

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(I just want to clarify here that Mike Clum made the doc, not Boogie. And yes, you are one of the worst on the internet)

This mfer is seriously trying to put on the "nice guy" act again:

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Wow Boogie, you're so nice and famous:

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I know it's just his dog, but what exactly was stopping Boogie in October from remembering / honoring his dog's birthday? He literally didn't upload any of his own content for a fortnight between the end of Oct and start of Nov:

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Expect Boogie to use his sick / dying / dead dog for views, pity and attention when the time(s) come.

Boogie actually putting in a bit of effort since the. Video , he’s up to 300 twitch subs now from less than 100, his YouTube has more than doubled to 2.3m views a month.

Can he keep it up?
I don't think so. He needs to keep posting about drama / personal stuff / start another controversy to keep these numbers up. No one cares about his gaming content and he says too many retarded things on Twitch to do that on a regular basis. 2019 was detrimental for Boogie because of Twitch clips circulating and then him melting down on Twitter every week. The megathread complimented this cycle.
 
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Boogie actually putting in a bit of effort since the. Video , he’s up to 300 twitch subs now from less than 100, his YouTube has more than doubled to 2.3m views a month.

Can he keep it up?
It happens 2-4 times a year like clockwork, a good example is when he said he was going to start doing "Stories" about the women he dated:
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Drops a new topic, it gets a lot of views. he floods Twitter with "So many of you guys loved this! I wish I'd done it sooner, can't wait to make more!" and then.... Meat Apron videos and it all comes full circle.

He did the same thing with his legal troubles, said he was going to talk all about it, go on a podcast tour, then:
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...nothing. Rinse and repeat. You can always tell because he drops a "I can't believe I didn't do this before!" Tweet immediately after.
 
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@YaBoi he also said recently that he had "a lot of unprotected sex" in college. He said he only went for I think a semester, one year max. So either he chose not to wear a condom for the girl, or he's lying. He's actually lying about even having sex at all, but it's just funny to see his lies contort like this.

One of his fans should ask him where he worked, would love to see him fuck up his work timeline again.

One of the worst things he said in that documentary was when he commented on that girl's weight. There was absolutely no reason to do that. It's like saying "yeah she kind of has small tits" or "her eyes are kinda far apart" "BUT that's no problem :)", he only said that to degrade her. Which is why I believe he kept her username and face in to spite her, she definitely did something to piss this fat fucker off because this isn't the first time he's done shit like this.

Really showed his true colors when he called Tinder a "meat market" too, lines up with him saying he "went window shopping" on Seeking and didn't like the "caliber" of girl you meet there. This is who Boogie is, he seriously does not view women as humans. They are just sex objects to be degraded and abused. The funny thing is he is so narcissistic he really does not understand how badly he fucked up making that documentary.
 
Him trying to pretend that an interview where he was bragging about fucking "LA 10s" was his past self and he's changed is just retarded. It was only a few months ago you goof! This is what I find the most annoying about Boogie. He's really trying to keep up the stupid Mr. Rodgers act even after being personally involved with a documentary that exposes him as being a massive degenerate. There is absolutely no possible way he can go back to being le heckin wholesome chungus Boogie.

He really needs to just embrace it and stop trying to be something he isn't. There are tons of people out there who would think he's entertaining for being an edgy fatass degenerate.
 
@YaBoi he also said recently that he had "a lot of unprotected sex" in college. He said he only went for I think a semester, one year max. So either he chose not to wear a condom for the girl, or he's lying. He's actually lying about even having sex at all, but it's just funny to see his lies contort like this.
His storylines with his high school girlfriend never line up. We assume that he's talking about Dani (black girlfriend) here:

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Dated from ages 16 - 20? Well that contradicts what he said earlier in the year:

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He also claimed that Dani had an abortion in 1993 (her boyfriend broke up with her over the pregnancy fyi). Dani was in the year below Boogie. So if Boogie dated her from the ages of 16-20, then that means they broke up in 1994. Alternatively, if we believe Boogie's claims that they dated for 7 years, that means they broke up in 1996 latest. I've always been of the opinion that Boogie never dated Dani, she was just some chick who felt sorry for him and was nice to him and he invented this relationship in his head. I've seen virgins do this and it's really pathetic. He was probably like a perverted version of Skippy the Virgin up until he met Dez 1.0.

One of the worst things he said in that documentary was when he commented on that girl's weight. There was absolutely no reason to do that. It's like saying "yeah she kind of has small tits" or "her eyes are kinda far apart" "BUT that's no problem :)", he only said that to degrade her. Which is why I believe he kept her username and face in to spite her, she definitely did something to piss this fat fucker off because this isn't the first time he's done shit like this.

Really showed his true colors when he called Tinder a "meat market" too, lines up with him saying he "went window shopping" on Seeking and didn't like the "caliber" of girl you meet there. This is who Boogie is, he seriously does not view women as humans. They are just sex objects to be degraded and abused. The funny thing is he is so narcissistic he really does not understand how badly he fucked up making that documentary.
Yeah great points. Even when Boogie is pretending that he doesn't believe in the worst things he said during the documentary, there's still the off-hand remarks which you stated that show off his mindset. It's pretty funny watching him trying to retcon and change the meaning of all the worst parts of the documentary while claiming that he's "owning his mistakes".
 
I've been a bit sus with Clum ever since he came here, but he's been on a few podcasts and I can't help but notice he sucks Boogie's dick more often than not.

Boogie has made some pretty damming claims over exaggerations and acting/trolling, things happening off camera, that puts the legitimacy of the documentary into question. Yet Clum goes on Muta's podcast to say Boogie was "cute fat"

Boogie also said on lolcow live he called Clum after Charlie's video and had to be talked off the ledge for 4 hours

Knowing Boogie is diagnosed a fat fucking liar, I understand Boogie could have mentioned Clum in that situation to continue pushing the narrative the documentary wasn't actually disparaging and they both were in on boogie playing to the cameras. Or that Boogie thinks anyone who makes eye contact with him is his good friend

Or maybe Boogie has manipulated Clum because he doesn't seem that bright

All I'm saying is if Clum wants to be taken seriously, he shouldn't be allowing anything that puts his integrity into question, including constantly praising Boogie on interviews
clum is playing boogie
boogie thinks he is winning
in the end clum wins. just like with jimmy lee
Jimmy: "oh let me fuck clum over and recreate his doc so its out faster"
*jimmy's doc scores 20k views*
Jimmy: "I'm sorry mike, but you just weren't fast enough"
Mike: "hey that's fine jimmy, you're a great guy"
Ethan: "Hey jimmy, do you know how many views mike got? 1.5 mil. (3.6 now)"
*jimmy's eyes almost pop out of his skull*
Jimmy: "mike! mike! please put out our doc! just work it from a different angle!"

all these youtubers are retards honestly. people don't have a clue of what they're doing

Just because mike is (too) nice doesn't mean he doesn't know what he is doing. Pay attention, there's some serious PR and communication lessons to be learned here
 
clum is playing boogie
boogie thinks he is winning
in the end clum wins. just like with jimmy lee
Jimmy: "oh let me fuck clum over and recreate his doc so its out faster"
*jimmy's doc scores 20k views*
Jimmy: "I'm sorry mike, but you just weren't fast enough"
Mike: "hey that's fine jimmy, you're a great guy"
Ethan: "Hey jimmy, do you know how many views mike got? 1.5 mil. (3.6 now)"
*jimmy's eyes almost pop out of his skull*
Jimmy: "mike! mike! please put out our doc! just work it from a different angle!"

all these youtubers are retards honestly. people don't have a clue of what they're doing

Just because mike is (too) nice doesn't mean he doesn't know what he is doing. Pay attention, there's some serious PR and communication lessons to be learned here

Mike "I play both sides so that I always come out on top" Clum

This is what I think too. He's been in marketing for years, this guy knows how to stay on someone's good side just enough to not fuck up his own image/brand.

Honestly, Boogie could've learned a lot from Clum. I'm sure Clum tried to give him great advice about his online image the time they spent together but Boogie probably put his fingers in his ears and thought, "What does this kid younger than me know? I'm a famous YouTuber!"
 
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