Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Zelensky the Nazi]

He's a middle-aged man who drinks a lot, sleeps little, doesn't exercise, and seems to have a shitty diet.
He'd look bad no matter if he has a medical issue or not.

Fair points.

 

[Swole McPole]

Why doesn't he just send everyone of the 5k Locals members a balldo each?

Perhaps that's why he's going the AliBaba route. Too stingy to buy Balldo's for all, he's gone off to mainland China to have counterfiet Balldo's made with his face on the box.

Perhaps the front component could be made in the shape of a Pope's hat? That way, every time you look at your plums, you'll think of Nick?

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

A serious question - this was during the time of the initial calls to PULL UP and I started to tune out. Didn’t it leak that the mitre he has was used by a acquaintance in ceremonial sex magic? I seem to recall this, but my memory could be shit.

If that’s the case, that would explain his increasing sexual perversion and blasphemy.

Of course, it could also just be the alcohol and the preboiled eggs. A friendly reminder that Nick eats bagged eggs. Please do not forget this horrible truth.

 

[KingofSomething]

Is the coloring book a real perk or you guys just fucking around? Ain't no way this grown ass adult sending other grown ass adults coloring books as a reward.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The thing I love about this 5k gift is the conundrum it puts Balldoman in. He hates having people tell him what to do, but he's the idiot who promised this. So even though it's his most loyal chat asking, "Where are our 5k balldos, Nick?", he ultimately can only be mad at his past self for promising to make and send the 5k gift (aka a Balldoman balldo). So even if the anger is towards the chat, the real frustration is inward. Or should be, he's so wet- and smooth-brained now, he's probably created this whole scenario in his head why it can't happen, and it's probably Monte's and IDK, Cynthia's fault.

Just another broken promise though, keeping good company with the other promises never fulfilled.

Get wrecked, idiot!

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Is the coloring book a real perk or you guys just fucking around? Ain't no way this grown ass adult sending other grown ass adults coloring books as a reward.

He indeed wanted to put out a coloring book called “Color of Law” - this idea was pre-Rumble though, IIRC.

 

[Harm]

Is the coloring book a real perk or you guys just fucking around? Ain't no way this grown ass adult sending other grown ass adults coloring books as a reward.

"Adult coloring books" have gained popularity in the past 5 or so years, especially among the wine aunt crowd. They're usually elaborate designs or nature scenes; I don't know what kind of images he was going to include but it sounds like a bunch of courtroom sketches or "the scales of justice" and all that stereotypical crap.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

For the coloring book, what in the fuck in rekieta lore would fans want to color in the first? A balldo?

Coloring books are 16 to 60 pages long. There's not much of lore from rekieta that people would want to color.

Its going to be nothing but Futanari or whatever that gay shit is called, with and without balldos on.

 

[ChromaQuack]

He's coasting by memberships isn't he? YouTube, locals (although fleeting) and rumble. While Rumble is more of a salary or 1 large sum payment for that year.

Yeah, but you forgot a few important parts of your dream midlife crisis:

1. Blowing at least low 5 figures on drugs and alcohol, monthly.
2. Blowing 6 figures on an idiotic lawsuit that, due to your own retardation, runs the risk of pulverizing both your life and ego.
3. Blowing AIDS ridden bulls at at a swinger resort.

You take the positive with the negatives or don't take it at all.

 

[Neetorino]

Honestly, is the gift even gonna matter in the near future? The rate he's going, it'll go to Sally, Mandy, Art and 10 other random idiots.

He might have inadvertently avoided an expense by sucking so hard.

I wonder how many he's gonna have to send to ---Still---Born---, there's no way he only has one account in before the 5K cutoff after all.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

A serious question - this was during the time of the initial calls to PULL UP and I started to tune out. Didn’t it leak that the mitre he has was used by a acquaintance in ceremonial sex magic? I seem to recall this, but my memory could be shit.

If that’s the case, that would explain his increasing sexual perversion and blasphemy.

Of course, it could also just be the alcohol and the preboiled eggs. A friendly reminder that Nick eats bagged eggs. Please do not forget this horrible truth.

Yes, you're not imagining it. I think Nick mentioned it in his Locals chat. I wonder which entity will win out between the Sonichu Medallion and the cursed sex magic pope hat.

 

[Dr. Kinder]

resort.

You take the positive with the negatives or don't take it at all.

Pretty sure Nick took the (HIV)-positive a long time ago

 

[trash cat]

he might have chronic fatigue syndrome

Nick has hepatus eruptus. It's a terrible disorder where the liver tries to leap out of the mouth and escape the body.

He mentions art quite a bit; so what are our options here? He has mentioned a comic book and a coloring book, no? Could be one of those, but it sounds like a single art piece. If it's a single art piece, then what? A piece of drinkware, maybe a plate?

$50 bucks says that a month from now Nick announces "Exclusive Free Digital Download Gift" of original art for the Locals subscribers.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The thing I love about this 5k gift is the conundrum it puts Balldoman in. He hates having people tell him what to do, but he's the idiot who promised this.

I just started watching the clip of him discussing this but was so disgusted by his whiny bitch routine that I had to close the tab. As they say about the self-pitying mindset of drunks: “Poor me, poor me — pour me a drink!”

This nigger is bitching like a literal child about how hard it is to deliver a gift that was his idea in the first place. Since when is haranguing the recipients about the cost and emotional toll part of gift giving?

 

[Thoughtcrime84]

So basically a couple hours of him coping, seething and balldosplaining the intercuck.

Innercuck*

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Also does anyone have access to the Dick Show facebook? that would be the easiest way to check if Nick was just as much of a weirdo. i'm sure if he still has a facebook account or others do you can look how he talked in the comments on posts back in 2017/2018. the Alcoholism might be a lot worse but his other qualities were probably all there and it would prove if the pious man persona he had a few years ago was really a mask or not

The old TDS Facebook group has been yeeted several times, and the current ones (there are many splinter groups) are only a few years old.

Nick does not post much and the posts about him are what you would expect from Dick's fans.

Legal mindset and gosney are currently flirting with a callout stream.

I figured Gosney would eventually have to address the degeneracy. He seems like a proper Catholic that likes to walk the line, but not cross it.

Similarly @Himedall All-seeing Waifu has noted that the number of people participating in his Locals has been dropping all the time. The theory is that a lot of people aren't going to be renewing their annual memberships.

He gets 150-200 people in LOCALS on his best streaming days. LOCALS allows people who are not paying members to watch the chat and they are added to the total tally.

Even assuming all 200 pay, that is 1k per month--less LOCALS 10-15% plus anything that Google and Apple take if you sign up through the app.

He gets 15-30 peak in the off hours. Many were talking about not renewing. I am interested to see his numbers in 2024, and I will pay more attention to it.

He mentions art quite a bit; so what are our options here? He has mentioned a comic book and a coloring book, no? Could be one of those, but it sounds like a single art piece. If it's a single art piece, then what? A piece of drinkware, maybe a plate?

I don't remember if he was quoting shipping in that price, but if he didn't, 50k so 10 bucks a head, talking to china, that's a decent chunk of change to get 5000 of something made that just has art. This product would normally retail at 30-40 USD.

None of the things I threw out there should cost 10 USD to order from some chink and his gaggle of kids in a factory in china. He mentioned he wants to drop ship these things from china as well, yeah? Dafuq.

Am I just making the china thing up? Has he mentioned US production? I can only assume he's going the alibaba / aliexpress route.

As far as the factory ghosting him, yeah, that can happen. But for the amount he is looking to produce, in an assumed non competitive marketplace, I have my doubts they just randomly ghosted him.

He said he had are commissioned (I do not know if there is a distinction between 'finished' or 'planned') to go 'on' the gift.

Maybe that helps you guess what it I'd?

Nick wants a custom gift and the manufacturer to drop ship for him AND collect the addresses to Bill him for the the final cost. Unless he gets off his arse, it is not happening. This is a complex logistics problem.

Is the coloring book a real perk or you guys just fucking around? Ain't no way this grown ass adult sending other grown ass adults coloring books as a reward.

It was yet another of his unfulfilled promises from his trial streaming heyday. It was going to be an adult colouring book tital 'Colour of Law' and be educational about legal rights of some manner. He still has to commission an artist and a printer, as far as he has said.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Megan has also followed hospitals, children's services agencies, and school boards doing fucked up shit like this for a while now. She's speaking in general about the greater bureaucratic and abuse at the hands of the "administrator class"

I think she probably is the closest person to an expert on how often this happens and how hospitals get away with it and the actual statistics of children being rescued from abusive* parents by agents of the state.

She wasn’t speaking like a juror, she was speaking on how no one else really follows how families are abused by vigilante doctors and vigilante social workers who are protected by the system when they fuck up.
Kurt and Lumber were basically dog piling on someone with an argument that boils down to “I HAVE A LAW DEGREE YOU STUPID CUNT!!!”. Just base credentialism with no discussion.

*abuse may be defined as whatever makes the hospital the most money.

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick absolutely hates the Nickger in the past who promised those 5k Locals gifts. That was an entirely different Nickger from the current one and that Nickger even had a completely different Liqour Cabinet of Theseus.

 

[TheKillingWords]

Get mad kurt.

IIRC an old Nick stream saw Kurt and Barnes get into a heated debate over a ruling or law and Kurt got pretty bent out of shape because Barnes wasn't backing down on his position. According to some comments I saw, Kurt supposedly had his own stream shortly thereafter where he was absolutely piss drunk and began yelling about how Barnes was such a successful, superstar lawyer so he's always right while Kurt doesn't know shit because he's a small time lawyer. Other comments claimed he quickly took it down shortly after it was finished but I never found any link or evidence that it actually happened.
Maybe someone here knows more about it.

That said, perhaps Kurt really does need to get mad at Nick so we can see what's on his mind.

 

[Potatoherder]

YT completely blew rumble out of the water with $176. Rumble does not like politics when Nick is involved. He was pretty active but an e-thot was involved. This is the most i have seen him in the rumble chat in awhile.

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31197417,RekietaLaw,true,"@madison123456789 Agree, it was nasty",8084,false,0,2023-11-14 01:25:32 -0600 CST
31197417,RekietaLaw,true,@matthimselph correct,8093,false,0,2023-11-14 01:27:44 -0600 CST
31197417,RekietaLaw,true,@jessicaReloaded WTF I LOVE TITTIES,8112,false,0,2023-11-14 01:39:16 -0600 CST
31197417,RekietaLaw,true,@jessicaReloaded TRY MEW,8123,false,0,2023-11-14 01:40:01 -0600 CST
31197417,RekietaLaw,true,"Jessica has an onlyfasns, SHE JUIST DIDN'T MAKE IT, I DID",8236,false,0,2023-11-14 01:50:53 -0600 CST
31197417,RekietaLaw,true,GRIFT GRIFT GRIFT,8236,false,0,2023-11-14 01:50:56 -0600 CST
31197417,RekietaLaw,true,@randallMcCollum SHE HAS HAIRY ASS FEET,8254,false,0,2023-11-14 01:52:09 -0600 CST
31197417,RekietaLaw,true,"@matthimselph YES, SAYS MINNESOTA",8113,false,0,2023-11-14 02:02:53 -0600 CST
31197417,RekietaLaw,true,"@atari Artist I hate honey, but I do other soothing things",8089,false,0,2023-11-14 02:15:42 -0600 CST
31197417,RekietaLaw,true,NO ONE DID,7976,false,0,2023-11-14 02:26:32 -0600 CST

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