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Chris looks like someone tried to make a person Doctor Frankenstein-style, but instead of having access to corpses for parts had to instead raid the local grocery store and could only find a large eggplant, a radish, some kelp, and four sticks of string cheese.

Nice to see that Chris is so dedicated to his cosplay. It's even more half-assed this year. I think the only thing he's wearing from the costume is the skirt.

Also, count me among those that feel sorry for all the people who had to spend their day around a dumpy, smelly, gender confused Autist dressed as a human/pony hybrid from a little girl cartoon.
 
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Mr._Blonde said:
What in the spotted hell happened to his legs? They look like fucking toothpicks now. I know he's not the athletic type, but.....his legs shouldn't be toothpicks this fucking early. I can feel the creep and awkwardness factor radiating from the picture right now.

He can barely pass as a crossdresser, much less a MTF transexual.

Seriously, the fuck happened to his legs?
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He's so top heavy, like a tranny Eggman
 
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Iam said:
There is also a great irony in that when he identified as male he actually shaved but now that he has become aware that he is a 'Lesbian Soul', he walks around with a three day beard that completely goes against any notion of his looking female. It truly boggles the mind.
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Shaving is for men. Chris claims to be a woman so he should use the stereotypical methods of removing hair, like waxing that beard of his (pain doesn't bother him anyway).
 
Subconcious Offense said:
ENHANCE!

What does he need two huge bags for and was his upper lip always protruding like this?

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That thing on his head is most likely there to maintain his comb over without needing to constantly replace strands that veered off. You will notice if you look at other pictures that he is using his side hair to cover the thinning top for a while now.
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yikes! Never thought they would be that
 
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Suicidal Emo Panda said:
Shaving is for men. Chris claims to be a woman so he should use the stereotypical methods of removing hair, like waxing that beard of his (pain doesn't bother him anyway).
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Then he should wax the beard because it really unsettling. I can believe that pain is not much of an issue to him so he might as well do it and free his Lesbian Soul.
 
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LoveYouLongTime said:
Jeez don't give him any ideas. We don't need the leggings saga (it is sneaking closer to that season). I'm pretty sure Chris has scrawnier legs than me and I'm far from being hammy.
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He already wears them on occasion, doesn't he? Admittedly, I may be thinking of pantyhose or him pulling his socks up really, really high or something. I'm surprised he doesn't throw them on and go buy pumpkin spice lattes, because "that's what girls do." Then again, his fashion sense seems to come from cartoons; it's why so many people have compared him to a kid playing dress up.
 
Picklechu said:
He already wears them on occasion, doesn't he? Admittedly, I may be thinking of pantyhose or him pulling his socks up really, really high or something. I'm surprised he doesn't throw them on and go buy pumpkin spice lattes, because "that's what girls do." Then again, his fashion sense seems to come from cartoons; it's why so many people have compared him to a kid playing dress up.
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He wears skirts over top of them I believe. I was thinking more along the lines of just wearing the leggings in typical white girl fashion. It'll accentuate how out of proportion he is.
 
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With a body like Chris' (extremely obese torso with massive head to match supported by weak string cheese appendages) I'm willing to bet he gets tired very easily and often. I'm fairly confident that anything more than a single flight of household stairs would have him huffing and puffing like a poorly maintained steam engine. He looks like the kind of person who whines constantly about their feet or legs being really tired and sore, and often has to "catch his breath" or "take a breather" when having to walk more than a moderate distance.
 
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