Interests OmegaCon 2016

[BurningPewter]

He needs to start the shopping mall pacing again for his health.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Looks like Meatloaf in drag.

...or Warren Haynes if he didn't bathe for 3 months

 

[AnOminous]

Is it called Omegacon because it's attended entirely by omegas?

 

[Ruin]

Is it called Omegacon because it's attended entirely by omegas?

I imagine they didn't read Brave New World because then they wouldn't have named their convention after the literally retarded members of society.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Is it called Omegacon because it's attended entirely by omegas?

Yes.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Seriously Chris? A Sanford and Son reference? How can someone who is into children's programming and toys seem like such an old fart? He's honestly the oldest 34 year old in history. And yes, I know it's because he was raised by parents old enough to be his grandparents, but still. It's like he has no understanding of the concept of "age appropriate" and is on total extremes of it while rarely hitting anything that normal 30-somethings would be in to. If it isn't children's cartoons it's television shows that my grandparents watched...

Very good observation.
CWC straddles the two extremes of pop culture for pre-schoolers and senior citizens. But well, he's a manchild who lived with elderly rednecks for his entire life -- go figure.

 

[The Dude]

Very good observation.
CWC straddles the two extremes of pop culture for pre-schoolers and senior citizens. But well, he's a manchild who lived with elderly rednecks for his entire life -- go figure.

Bob and Barb "mainstreaming" him sure paid off, didn't it?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Bob and Barb "mainstreaming" him sure paid off, didn't it?

Well, for Borb, "mainstreaming" mostly meant: Bury him under trite entertainment until he keeps quiet.

I imagine they didn't read Brave New World because then they wouldn't have named their convention after the literally exceptional members of society.

BNW only went as far as "Epsilon", though.

I wonder whether there are any Huxleycons...?

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

New Balance autism shoes are what all the TRUE and HONEST tomboys wear.

surprised they have laces, I'd figure velcro would be more his style.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Is it called Omegacon because it's attended entirely by omegas?

This is quite ironic, I had no idea what the definition of Omega male was, so I looked it up and was pleasantly surprised.
One of Chris' Tomgirl photos just pops up after scrolling through various images.
(LINK)

Spoiler: He had more hair and more potential

Also Just for a quick laugh

Spoiler: Look at how pretty I am, momma!

 

[AnOminous]

How does he even walk around with those legs?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

How does he even walk around with those legs?

I don't think that even testosterone supplements would enough to help him; he may need one of those mobility carts very soon, so he can poop himself with dignity mobility.

 

[Mason Verger]

Chris has the legs of a 10yr old Chinese girl because he stores fat in his moobs. That's not even a joke, he clearly has some genetic disorder that's been giving him breasts even when he was still Christian.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

How does he even walk around with those legs?

He always walked with this weird sort of wobble. Hard to describe.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He always walked with this weird sort of wobble. Hard to describe.

The Autist's gait

 

[DragoonSierra]

New Balance autism shoes are what all the TRUE and HONEST tomboys wear.

How can he afford New Balance? Oh wait Goodwill. Also notice he isnt even wearing socks.

 

[AnOminous]

How can he afford New Balance? Oh wait Goodwill. Also notice he isnt even wearing socks.

The stench from his feet must be unimaginable. At least if it isn't drowned out by the stench of his him.

Aren't con goers in some kind of hotel or did he just go home every night? Did he shower? His appearance in even that picture exudes filth, like he maybe showered once before the first day and just came in reeking of hoard sweat every other day.

 

[DragoonSierra]

The stench from his feet must be unimaginable. At least if it isn't drowned out by the stench of his him.

Aren't con goers in some kind of hotel or did he just go home every night? Did he shower? His appearance in even that picture exudes filth, like he maybe showered once before the first day and just came in reeking of hoard sweat every other day.

He has stains on everything when he does videos

 

[Bosnian Wizard]

Chris has the legs of a 10yr old Chinese girl because he stores fat in his moobs. That's not even a joke, he clearly has some genetic disorder that's been giving him breasts even when he was still Christian.

I guess he watched enough of those Binaural Beats Hypnosis videos so that the fat magically transported itself from his legs and arms into his big bouncing DD boobies. I mean we laughed at him when he started watching them, but with his feminine legs, breasts, luscious long hair and new vagina, they're obviously having some positive effects.

 

[KFC]

He always walked with this weird sort of wobble. Hard to describe.

It's probably a combo of being fat, autistic, and being at a con. Kinda like A-Log.