Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 84 27.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 107 34.9%

  • Total voters
    307
Sounds like something Kalea would say to cover her tracks! The devil's best trick was convincing the world he didn't exist.
You would think she is Darth Kalea with how some people are obsessed with her.
Kiwi'? Cynthia, darling, is that you?

Cynthia is the ONLY person I have seen calling the site 'kiwi' instead of 'KF', 'Farms', 'Farmers', or 'The Farms'.


Also PC as Kalea is very much a gay theory. There are photos of PC out there and Kalea has always been open about medical issue and pain. There might even have been some GFM.
The channel she referenced is significant as well.
I personally have more questions than answers, one being the timing of Perception Check's DM drop. Like you detailed here, if she walked away from Nick in January, why release DMs half a year later? Wouldn't she have done that immediately after the fallout? Unless I missed something, that's fairly odd, and that I think is the main reason why those in the discord have their opinion.
Maybe that's just how long it took for her to hear about Nick's parasocial stream about here. Maybe she is friends with Kayla. There's 1000 mundane explanations that don't resort to spy vs. spy type of stuff.
Speaking of gay theories, I simply showed why people are questioning it. It got me thinking? Isn't that pretty much what THE FARMS is about? Getting facts?
Out of scope. Too far removed from the cow. Not interesting.
 
Like you detailed here, if she walked away from Nick in January, why release DMs half a year later?
But again, there are some holes in your evidence that need to be filled... like why wait 8 months to release the DMs if she supposedly "walked away and wanted nothing to do with him." Again, unless I missed something... seems odd.
I have no idea. Nor do I particularly care. @Pippa's Greasy KB might know when she leaked those. I just know they were posted here on August 10th, and the conversation in the DMs is dated to January.

It's possible, for example, that PC saw what happened to Kalea, and leaked the DMs out of solidary. Assuming she leaked them the same day they were posted here. I will note she did say that she intended to keep quiet about Nick, but maybe the Kalea thing caused her to change her mind months later. That's just idle speculation on my part though.

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That doesn't mean they're the same person. It's hardly uncommon for somebody to share a story, and then somebody else to chime in with a story of their own.

In case you haven't noticed, there's a LOT of people that are well and truly sick and tired of Nick's bullshit. Most of of the old guard "Racketeers" seem to be in that camp now. So is the owner and operator of this very site. Is Null Kalea?
 
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In case you haven't noticed, there's a LOT of people that are well and truly sick and tired of Nick's bullshit. Most of of the old guard "Racketeers" seem to be in that camp now.
We are the old guard Racketeers!
For the record, I can personally confirm Kalea and PC are not the same person. And PC was never ghey enough to qualify for a wrench
Discords are so fucking gay.
 
For the record, I can personally confirm Kalea and PC are not the same person. And PC was never ghey enough to qualify for a wrench

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Wow! Straight from the horses mouth. That's awesome her and Kalea are friends. Personally, I'm a girls girl and like seeing women stand together.

Question asked. Question answered.
 
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For the record, I can personally confirm Kalea and PC are not the same person.
Okay... KALEA! If you say so!

Also, okay, Perception Check... who is TOTALLY also Kalea.

No, but seriously, I guess I nailed it with my previous post. She leaked the DMs the following day partially to show solidarity with Kalea. There's your answer.

Can we move on now? Please? For the love of Christ! Cythnia B.S. has derailed enough stuff already.

And PC was never ghey enough to qualify for a wrench
PC is a good person. My understanding is she was mainly in Nick's circle to show support for Vic. As were a lot of people back then. A lot of those same people understandably loathe "new Nick."

We are the old guard Racketeers!
And we are also all Kalea. Long live the Old Guard Rackateer Kalea Collective! HAIL!

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Jesus that reminds me Nicks Discord before it closed for a period was utter cancer...

And a special big FUCK YOU to Soter... You utter faggot.
Nick's Discord was so gay it had AIDS.
Also, okay, Perception Check... who is TOTALLY also Kalea.
And @elb. @elb is definitely Kayla and Perception Check.
No, but seriously, I guess I nailed it with my previous post. She leaked the DMs the following day partially to show solidarity with Kalea. There's your answer.
I imagine they all scissor together on Discord.
Now can you cease derailing the thread with your retarded posts about literal nobodies?
I like you fellow cat poster. Only one other person repeatedly derailed the thread with such minutia.
 
Wow! Straight from the horses mouth. That's awesome her and Kalea are friends. Personally, I'm a girls girl and like seeing women stand together.
Like. OH MY GOD. No way! THE KALEA! And THE PERCEPTION CHECK!

O.M.G. Wait till I tell the other cats. They'll never believe this!

@feral cat #6385 Like oh my God right!?
 
I don’t actually know for sure, I’ve only engaged with her in this thread. It seemed to be because I provided the Faran drunk stream archive and for some reason needed to “call off Kalea”. Because you’re all Kalea and you answer to ME

I never should’ve unlisted the video, you learn as you go I guess
I didn't have time to address this post yesterday, but what makes this very odd that Cynthia would care so much about it is that if you want to watch the stream, you can just go to one of Nick Rekieta's channels and watch it yourself.

Rekieta did NOT delete the Faran drunk stream off of all his platforms.

I don't know if Nick explicitly said he took it down off of ALL his platforms, either publicly or privately, but if he did do that, that was a lie.

He just removed it off of his channels on prominent platforms like YouTube, but kept it up elsewhere. I am guessing this was a deliberate attempt to drama-farm (keeping the stream up to allow people to watch and talk about it) while doing the bare minimum to keep Faran happy. Based on the leaked DMs, there was a lot of damage that Faran could have done to Nick if she realized what he was up to.

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It's even Rekieta's second most watched video on Bitchute! Funny how that works.

Link to stream: https://www.bitchute.com/video/Jg-mLyqrYLM/
(Faran turns up around 4:16:00.)

Archived stream page showing it is still up as of today: https://archive.md/eOFcG
(This does not archive the video.)
 
Don't care. Never will. For the 1,000th time, C and D lister hangers on in the Rekietaverse aren't interesting. Wish we could block the name Kalea.
Yeah, the "Women of Rekieta" spin-off anime isn't expected to begin production until 2025 at the earliest. They're not even close to done with the "Montagraph Arc" in the main anime.

I've heard that Reddit predicts it'll end with a Shelby 500 wrapped around a tree, whereas 4Chan is predicting an accidental hot tub drowning.

@elb, I hereby demand you apologize on behalf of everybody who is XX chromosome for this unmitigated bullshit!

Just kidding.

Rekieta did NOT delete the Faran drunk stream off of all his platforms.
Claire also posted at least one clip of it here which is locally archived. I don't think it's the clip where she shows her ass though. Again, I don't know why Cynthia got triggered from that. It's likely not gonna be ever completely memory holed.

It's also not terribly interesting, and few people even care about it anymore. Elb only posted it because somebody unfamiliar with that event asked.
 
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