Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Slideshow Bill]

To think I used to feel sorry for TIFs as traumatized, confused girls. They’re almost as bad as the troons.

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he wants to find a new mommy who will stay his mommy

That actually hurt my heart. Is she fucking serious? He's scared and confused and wants to be comforted by his mother but she is the reason for his distress and that is making him even more scared and confused. Autists are infamous for hating change and she's changing too much in a way that doesn't make sense.

inner "protector"

Protector? Your protector? Does your six year old child's need for love hurt your ego in some way?

 

[Procrastinhater]

That actually hurt my heart. Is she fucking serious? He's scared and confused and wants to be comforted by his mother but she is the reason for his distress and that is making him even more scared and confused. Autists are infamous for hating change and she's changing too much in a way that doesn't make sense.

Protector? Your protector? Does your six year old child's need for love hurt your ego in some way?

These people are less than dogshit.
She's a fucking shit mother, she's traumatizing an Autistic kid because she cares more about her fucking Fujo fetish, it's fucking gross.

 

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"I'm a man, why are lesbians not interested in me?"
definitely nothing to do with being a man, must be the titanium deficiency in my diet

 

[Anasa Tristis]

These people are less than dogshit.
She's a fucking shit mother, she's traumatizing an Autistic kid because she cares more about her fucking Fujo fetish, it's fucking gross.

Ordinarily I don't support gov types taking kids away from their parents. But I'd be all for it in this instance. She's going to fuck him up but good. He'll shoot up a school or become a teenaged serial killer later. If she doesn't kill him first in a fit of pooner rage.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Ordinarily I don't support gov types taking kids away from their parents. But I'd be all for it in this instance. She's going to fuck him up but good. He'll shoot up a school or become a teenaged serial killer later. If she doesn't kill him first in a fit of pooner rage.

She wrote about literally feeling rage at it because it doesn’t 100% affirm her delusion. An autistic 6 year old.

Best chance for this child is if the pooner runs away in a huff or something and the brother adopts him.

 

[2 braincells]

Tax:

They actually posted this same question on unpopularopinions and did not get the response they were looking for.

Spoiler: Common courtesy sperg

Most people hold the door open for everyone, especially for women and the elderly.
I’m from the south and a true and honest woman. I was always taught and shown from a young age that you do for others what you want done for you. Kindness goes a long way!
I even hold doors open for men. Usually they grab it from me and tell me to walk in first. It’s a kind and thoughtful action to do for others. Unfortunately, troons are self centered and delusional and everything a ciswoman does is a jab at them. Not saying if you are a man you should lay a red carpet out and let women walk over you, but goddamn it’s common courtesy to hold the door open for the next person. My two braincells are rubbing together extra hard today I guess

 

[Vampirella]

She wrote about literally feeling rage at it because it doesn’t 100% affirm her delusion. An autistic 6 year old.

Best chance for this child is if the pooner runs away in a huff or something and the brother adopts him.

After the pooner school shooter, I'm very worried about them being around children. That kid running away to his uncle would be the best case scenario of him.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

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Autistic misreading.

This is just another timcel complaining about chivalry omg. Way to break stereotypes.

 

[Procrastinhater]

After the pooner school shooter, I'm very worried about them being around children. That kid running away to his uncle would be the best case scenario of him.

The dangerous thing about Pooners is they are filling their female bodies full of testosterone, a hormone that is known to cause aggression, and in levels that they are just biologically not evolved to handle, and it's a sudden rapid increase.
In some ways this makes them even more dangerous than the "IT'S MA'AM!" Troons, a 6'4" gigahon that freaks out over being misgendered might flip and beat the shit out of someone, but Pooners are pathetic tiny little manlets or dumpy pudding people, so they're more likely to keep that anger bottled up, seething away internally until they snap and when they do as they're not capable of laying hands on people, they're more likely to use a weapon.
That's when you get twisted little goblin shooters like Audrey Hale. They go for weaker targets because they're cowards, which for a Pooner limits them to children, and a lot of Pooners seem to have this seething hatred for children stemming from them never getting over being bullied for being weirdos in Elementary School.

What worries me about this selfish little bitch is she's showing the typical self centered, fetish obsessed behavior of a Pooner, and she's starting to resent her own autistic child as "standing in the way" of her following her fetish.
And this is just what they're posting online, I can only surmise their behavior at home is worse.
Talking about having rage for a 6 year old autistic child.
Autistic kids don't do well with change, and the kids anchor, the person they look to to protect and reassure them, their mom, is becoming this scary creature the child doesn't recognize, and it just wants their mommy back.
It's fucking disgusting, I hope the Pooners relatives take note of what this fucking liability is doing and take that kid into safe custody before the Pooner snaps and shakes the kid to death.

 

[Incel Death Note]

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They actually posted this same question on unpopularopinions and did not get the response they were looking for.
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Spoiler: Common courtesy sperg

Most people hold the door open for everyone, especially for women and the elderly.
I’m from the south and a true and honest woman. I was always taught and shown from a young age that you do for others what you want done for you. Kindness goes a long way!
I even hold doors open for men. Usually they grab it from me and tell me to walk in first. It’s a kind and thoughtful action to do for others. Unfortunately, troons are self centered and delusional and everything a ciswoman does is a jab at them. Not saying if you are a man you should lay a red carpet out and let women walk over you, but goddamn it’s common courtesy to hold the door open for the next person. My two braincells are rubbing together extra hard today I guess

This is a great example of trans entitlement. Our society over time has constantly refined itself to add small things that make everyone's day easier and connects us all on a human level. If these things aren't explicitly about trannies they throw a tantrum and try to ruin them out of spite.

"Since we all live with each other, here is a small gesture you can make to reach out to strangers to ease their day. You can hold a door open or get up and offer your seat on public transportation just as a small reminder we're all in this together "
Tranny: THIS ISN'T ABOUT VALIDATING MY FEELINGS, BAN IT ENTIRELY

"Some women would love to play competitive sport, but would have no opportunity competing against men due to immutable biological realities. In that case we'll make a women's league so more women can enjoy sports "
Tranny: THIS ISN'T ABOUT VALIDATING MY FEELINGS, BAN IT ENTIRELY

"Women tend to be more physically vulnerable than men. By no means are we saying all men are predators, but to offer women security and comfort we separate restrooms and changing rooms to ensure the women are safe "
Tranny: THIS ISN'T ABOUT VALIDATING MY FEELINGS, BAN IT ENTIRELY. LET ME IN THE LITTLE GIRLS CHANGING ROOMS NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

Trannies make the world just a little bit shittier, over and over again, degrading once pleasant communities and making them less safe, less trusting, less secure, and less coherent. Then they threaten suicide like typical abusive manipulators crying "We just want the same rights everyone else has! We just want to live!" when in reality what that looks like is banning chivalry, jail for misgendering, and calling women "bleeders".
Disgusting spoiled manchildren and a tangible drain on any society that tolerates them.

 

[Procrastinhater]

"I'm a man, why are lesbians not interested in me?"
definitely nothing to do with being a man, must be the titanium deficiency in my diet

I think its less to do with Titanium deficiency and more like an over abundance of Lead.

 

[Quack_Quack]

A subtle L:

My brain keeps singing this, to the tune of Holding Out For A Hero...

Where have all the trannies gone
The ones who look like me?
Paste-like make up, hairy legs
And over 6 foot 3?

Where are all the trannies
The ones out openly
Even though we look like Shrek
And have chronic BV

I need a tranny
I'm holding out for a polycule all night
Unshaved faces, stinky feet,
All AMAB like me

 

[Raven Rainbow]

I have been replaying new vegas because its such a good game and i keep seeing tranny shit around it online these last couple weeks. Im tired. Nerd men trying to feminize everything they like so they never have to face the fact that they are actually grown men emulating tweens with only slightly different speech patterns than 'the penguin of doooom' girls from their youth.

I love the game but it was pozzed from the very beginning via this person and their unavoidable self-insert Emily Ortal. Note the resemblance:

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[Piss Bear]

Talking about having rage for a 6 year old autistic child.
Autistic kids don't do well with change, and the kids anchor, the person they look to to protect and reassure them, their mom, is becoming this scary creature the child doesn't recognize, and it just wants their mommy back.
It's fucking disgusting, I hope the Pooners relatives take note of what this fucking liability is doing and take that kid into safe custody before the Pooner snaps and shakes the kid to death.

Kids really need stability, love, and comfort in their lives to grow up to be functioning adults and this poor child not only is living with a single mother, he has autism and his mother is an insane narcissistic cunt who wants to shoot up T and cut her own tits off. I can't imagine how scary it is for this child to lose both of his parents like this. He doesn't want to lose his mom, but he's helplessly watching her morph into something unrecognizable. And the mom won't even soothe his worries, she's more concerned about herself and her transition...

God that is literal nightmare fuel. Add on the autism and this is even worse. That child needs to be in the care of his grandparents or something, his mom is going to rage out on him and abuse him, if she isn't already.

 

[SpookyObserver]

I HATE chivarly can women stop playing with their hair to talk to me ugh im so female coded

They actually posted this same question on unpopularopinions and did not get the response they were looking for

 

[Wallace]

Hahaha I love how she talks to the reddit age regression community with the full assumption that they're all clinically depressed to a near-vegetative level. "You got through the day even if it was just waking up" lolol, so you didn't will yourself dead in your sleep, good job! "Make sure you take your meds and try to eat something today" fucking YIKES. I thought the fiction was supposed to be that "ageplay" is just a fun alternative lifestyle anyone can choose. But this (underage btw) pooner is in the subreddit like hello my fellow littles, have some saccharine affirmations from a stranger because you survived another day of your crushingly horrible existence!

If you really press these people they will sometimes concede that age regression is a cope for depression or fear of adulthood, but without fail they will blame unspecified childhood trauma, which in woke circles is an unquestionable argument-ender. If you were to point out that cognitive behavioral therapy might be a better cope than a pedophilic and cringe fetish lifestyle, you'd be the asshole in that conversation, not the person who enjoys pretending to be a molested child.

Take a look at how many troons want to be girls or boys, rather than women or men. They really do want to trans their way back into childhood as a way to avoid their problems. No pesky adult responsibilities, just feeling cute, playing, and occasionally playing with your girldick. Telling them no is like giving a shot of Narcan to an addict, and they really do not like having their dissociative high taken away.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

ETA 2: This insane comment that was just posted:

First she holds your dick while you piss and then she holds your dick while you lay on the ground dying from blood loss because she cut it off.

 

[Faceless Whore]

Tranny complains about his family objecting to his trooning out:
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Spoiler: text

Chronicling the lovely /sneed things said by my spouse/family after coming out. Bonus points if you can guess who said what:

• “I think you’re using this as an excuse to leave your family.”
• “Why did you lie to everyone all these years?”
• “You’ve just convinced yourself this is who you are.”
• “Real trans people wouldn’t have been able to hide it for so long.”
• “So are you into men now?”
• “4 year olds don’t hide things because they’re ashamed.”
• “You’re delusional and making up all these moments in your head.”
• “You’re too old to transition.”
• “You’ve been possessed by a demon and need to turn yourself back to god.”
• “You’re being selfish.”
• “The children are going to hate you.”
• “Don’t you even care how much this is affecting me?”
• “Go ahead then, lop your d**k off and call yourself a woman.”
• “If this was affecting you so much, then how come you didn’t do a thing about it until now?”
• “But you don’t act effeminate in any way.”
• “You would definitely not pass.”
• “You’re a freak!”
• “I don’t believe you’re suicidal.”
• “You’re mentally ill.”
• “Oh you’re depressed? Can’t you see how much this is making me depressed?”
• “Feels good to know your family isn’t enough to make you happy.”
• “The kids will never understand. You’re taking away their only dad.”
• “The kids are going to have mental health issues now and it’ll be all your fault.”
• “The kids will be bullied relentlessly now and it’ll be all your fault.”
• “Our kids will be suicidal now and it’ll be all your fault.”

I could probably spout off more but I’m tired

His spouse no doubt:

“Don’t you even care how much this is affecting me?”
“Oh you’re depressed? Can’t you see how much this is making me depressed?”

He has the fucking audacity to complain about his partner expressing their own needs.
I guess my trannydom = perfectly absolute self-centeredness hypothesis is proven.

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ETA: Pooner who totally thought she passed gets deadnamed to oblivion by the ENTIRE school she just started working at.
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Spoiler: text

I started a new job yesterday at a school. The public school system gives no option for listing preferred name, pronouns, even title, and I was not given the opportunity to write an introductory email or anything like that. When I arrived at the school, I was immediately deadnamed and misgendered by the entire staff. I thought I could handle it, but I have literally not been called that name in over two years and suddenly having a staff of 100+ people referring to me by that name and she/her pronouns made me feel so, so scared and humiliated. I guess I just figured I would have a change to correct the name and pronouns in person, but everyone who works there had already been told my dead name. I've been on T for over 6 months now, and I thought the changes were pretty significant, but no one - not even the most flamboyantly queer teachers - asked my pronouns or even hesitated to call me "Miss". I know it is my responsibility to tell them my preferred name and pronouns but suddenly having to "come out" all over again to an entire school is terrifying and I don't know if I can do it. The worst part is the students. I never got a change to introduce myself to the students, every classroom I was led into by a teacher announcing "This is Miss Deadname!" before I could stop them. I am so overwhelmed. I don't know what to do. Two of the students (this is an elementary school) started asking me "Are you a girl?" And I said "no", and they looked confused and started listing everything "girly" about me ("But you look like a girl? And your voice sounds like a girl?" and stuff like that). I just don't know what to do, this is affecting me much more than I thought. I must just look like a gross woman to all of society, and here I thought I was passing half the time.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Feminine Gayden has a meltdown over a post in a gay sub by a man complaining about being tricked by a TiF. Realizes that she'll never be seen as a man by gay men.
Link | Archive

Spoiler: I had a meltdown last night over internal issues regarding being trans

I saw a post on another sub about how a guy claimed he was tricked into being with a trans man on a date and kept putting quotation marks on ‘he’ and ‘man’. He was upset that was called transphobic for it. It sent me spiraling into my own thoughts and self deprecation.

Thoughts of how I’ll never be seen as the same by cis men. How badly I want to be a part of gay spaces without feeling like an outsider and that I don’t belong. That no one would actually like or love me because I’ll always be the exception and that I’m somehow hurting the one I’m with by depriving him of being with a real man.

I hated that I felt jealous of cis men even those that dress as feminine as possible because they are still seen as men. Even though I’ve done most of my medical transition and haven’t been misgendered in over a year, I still feel like people are only doing it to be nice and I’m the exception to the pronoun rule like I was in high school. Built up tension over being trans was undone by just one post. And it didn’t matter that there were comments saying he was wrong because it all felt performative and fake.

Graphic warning-

It felt like there was a hollowness in my groin area like a void slowly eating me away and filling my insides with spikes. I was pretending to stab my groin and tips of my fingers because it’s too feminine and small.

Dysphoria and self image issues suck.

u/Thunderingthought gets it

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[Piss Bear]

Feminine Gayden has a meltdown over a post in a gay sub by a man complaining about being tricked by a TiF. Realizes that she'll never be seen as a man by gay men.
Link | Archive

Spoiler: I had a meltdown last night over internal issues regarding being trans

I saw a post on another sub about how a guy claimed he was tricked into being with a trans man on a date and kept putting quotation marks on ‘he’ and ‘man’. He was upset that was called transphobic for it. It sent me spiraling into my own thoughts and self deprecation.

Thoughts of how I’ll never be seen as the same by cis men. How badly I want to be a part of gay spaces without feeling like an outsider and that I don’t belong. That no one would actually like or love me because I’ll always be the exception and that I’m somehow hurting the one I’m with by depriving him of being with a real man.

I hated that I felt jealous of cis men even those that dress as feminine as possible because they are still seen as men. Even though I’ve done most of my medical transition and haven’t been misgendered in over a year, I still feel like people are only doing it to be nice and I’m the exception to the pronoun rule like I was in high school. Built up tension over being trans was undone by just one post. And it didn’t matter that there were comments saying he was wrong because it all felt performative and fake.

Graphic warning-

It felt like there was a hollowness in my groin area like a void slowly eating me away and filling my insides with spikes. I was pretending to stab my groin and tips of my fingers because it’s too feminine and small.

Dysphoria and self image issues suck.

u/Thunderingthought gets it
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Oh pooners... they pursue such a silly fetish and lifestyle. They will never have a penis, balls, prostate, and the ability to ejaculate. They want to be able to take it up the ass by gay men, but they lack the ability to feel pleasure from it... they have no goddamn prostate. So what's the point?

They literally have a reproductive system designed to have enjoyable penetrative sex?? Vaginal intercourse is much more pleasurable than anal for women. I don't fucking get it. Why do they want to larp as a male for objectively worse sex...? I get it, they feel like their vaginas are gross and ugly, all women have been there. But I would argue that having a loose and prolapsed asshole from repeated penetrative sex is much more gross... whatever. I digress. Troons will be dumb troons, nothing I can say will change that.