Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

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14Nov#01
More Maw.
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Bob, you should know she's wrong about only women getting negative comments on their bodies, because we call you fat daily
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I see Bobby has lived up to being Mario, at least as far as the girth is concerned
First, prove it. Second, both brands are in decline. How is the man wrong Bob?
14Nov#22
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This is Peter Sciretta. The secret of his power is soy.
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Well this man has "discipline " because when you have soylent on a drip feed like he does, you either block everyone or never hear the end of how you're the incarnation of the soyjack meme. Great role model Bob.
 
14Nov#03
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So who does Bobby compare to Ted Bundy in this metaphor?
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I think Bob has Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gacy confused here. However, I'm not an expert on Serial Murderers.
14Nov#24
Some Texas congressman wishes the Justice Department to review Warner Bros's scraping of completed movies, and Bobby wants Biden to investigate WB and Zaslav "in his second term".
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Bob's political priorities are very adult and impressive. (Bob was going to vote for Biden anyway, and if I were Biden I'd reject his offer to campaign for me. I'm sure he'd be happy if Bob would campaign for Trump, though.)
 
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I always found his take on eugenics funny and ironic. If the government were to ever adopt a eugenics program, Bob would be on the list to get sterilized, dude looks like a inbred genetic dead-end
"Nobody who looks like he does should be talking about a master race." Goering, about Goebbels. Equally applicable to Robert in conjunction with eugenics.
 
The intro to this one has it...
I tried to archive it. I was able to make a clip of just the intro, but uploading it failed. It has all the great entertainment you'd expect from a MovieBob intro, and really sums up MovieBob as a person quite well.
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Actually, it looks like the archive worked....
Thank you!

I cannot imagine being this bitter. It almost makes me pity him. Almost. Most people get over not being "special" by the time they finish middle school.
 
14Nov#08
Don't you know it was women who tided Marvel and Star Wars over during the doldrums?
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They take this opposition to making boy brands into girl brands quite literally. Of course, there were always girls who like Star Wars and Marvel but the ones that do liked it the way they were. Not this forced pandering crap.
Star Wars episode VII was going to be a hit no matter who was the lead character. Hype for a new era of Star Wars was very high in 2015 and that was what brought people to the theaters, not the gender of the lead character. Interestingly, each sequel made less money. So once the hype was gone and the "girl brand" sank in you lost your audience.
14Nov#10
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I see Bobby has lived up to being Mario, at least as far as the girth is concerned.
That guy must be a bigger fake Mario fan than Bob if he thinks the Mario Movie is the first time Peach "could do stuff" there is a remake of a popular and well received 1996 game coming out if a few days that put her alongside Mario and Bowser and two other male characters.

Well, I had a nice break from this thread. Nice to see Bob has not changed at all in the last few months. I hope when I am 42, I have better things to worry about then defending a product from a major corporation because of the lack of its success challenges my world view.
 
They take this opposition to making boy brands into girl brands quite literally. Of course, there were always girls who like Star Wars and Marvel but the ones that do liked it the way they were. Not this forced pandering crap.
The other thing is that if you make something into a girl brand, and it doesn't appeal to girls, then it doesn't appeal to anyone. A long time ago I happened to see a Jenny Nicholson video about the Star Wars dolls for girls. Normally, I don't think she makes good videos, but in this particular video she was explaining what girls like about Barbie dolls, how they play with them and how the Star Wars dolls were all wrong for this. While the dolls were designed to be more like Barbie dolls, she pointed out a lot of mistakes if you were trying to compete with Barbie. Which, to me, just tells me how much of a clusterfuck the whole thing was. People like Bob will claim that Barbie proves that misandry and girlbosses are big business, but what he doesn't seem to fathom is that Barbie is competition for The Marvels and it's clear which one is the winner.

The girl brand argument within Disney went something like this: "We have managed to buy up two popular boy brands, so lets make them into girl brands. This way, we'll keep all the boys who will basically be stuck with what ever slop we put out, but we'll also bring in the girls." This hasn't worked out. In order to avoid accepting responsibility for the collapse of the brand, they're going to lean in to superhero fatigue. One flaw in that argument is: Star Wars has also collapsed. Star Wars is not a capes and tights, modern world superhero series.
 
14Nov#01
More Maw.
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"You stupid incel. You gotta talk to women. You gotta crowd them. You can't give them space to breathe without them inhaling your musk. You can never take the hint that she wants to be left alone. Surprise that bitch by showing up in the most unexpected of places. Tell complete strangers that you and that bitch are tight as fuck and show them pictures from a half a decade ago as proof. And if that bitch ever disrespects you you cry while telling everyone that it's the bitch's fault until that bitch makes a public apology for disrespecting the alpha male!"
~A true king Chad smiling in his family's textile mill
14Nov#19
Rumor mill has it that The Rat is ditching Jonathan Majors
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Terrance Howard
Edward Norton
Hugo Weaving

"THE ACTOR COUNTS."
~Media literate Chad who doesn't watch the films he talks about
 
Eh, I watched Yu Yu Hakusho on Cartoon Network's adult swim in 2004, while visiting USA. It may have been on Toonami as well at some point but IIRC wasn't Toonami just a block on Cartoon Network similar to Adult Swim (but more Kid-friendly) anyway? Other things I saw while there back then were Blue Gender, Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, and Big O.
Yeah, Toonami WAS on Cartoon Network.

Ah, Bob, you think NOT giving kids the snip is "trans genocide"? Fuck me man. I just want to vote for Trump harder now.
That is... kind of hilarious when you think about it. Can anybody name any other population where NOT doing something to them would lead to their genocide? "Hey, Amerindians! We're NOT coming over to your land!"
"You awful Europeans! You've genocided us all!"

Sandy Petersen
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just gets more and more disappointing whenever I see his tweets. Alignment is pretty important to fantasy stories in The Lord of the Rings mode, because evil things and good people are an important part of the story. The ring is intrinsically evil, the orcs are intrinsically evil, the Nazgul started out good but are now damned due to the influence of Sauron and will never be able return to being good.
@Mr Processor - Sandy created Call of Cthulhu so you have to have some allowance of "this competitor sucks! my product is much better" ;)
 
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so it's not like people don't remember what a demon is, they just choose to make them fake and gay and it pisses me off. I can only eat so much slop bro.
oh don't even get me started on whether "oni" should be translated as demon or not... (that's enough autism to get banned by null)
 
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Absolute anal devastation. Bob actually fucked up and showed his hand. By saying it wasn't for film opinions, he made himself unwittingly look like a genocidal maniac in one tweet. How do you fuck up this hard???
That is... kind of hilarious when you think about it. Can anybody name any other population where NOT doing something to them would lead to their genocide? "Hey, Amerindians! We're NOT coming over to your land!"
"You awful Europeans! You've genocided us all!"
I guess having knowledge of a tragedy before it occurs would count, but that sounds more like a Star Trek time travel episode
 
I mean yeah. Still, even for him, this is a brazen admission. Might as well be screaming 1488 at this Maw guy.
I imagine Blob figures his simps will form up and rush to defend him from any blow back when in reality his own insignificance is the only thing keeping the vile shit he says from causing him bigger problems.
 
I always found his take on eugenics funny and ironic. If the government were to ever adopt a eugenics program, Bob would be on the list to get sterilized, dude looks like a inbred genetic dead-end.
Why would the government sterilize him when he's done it just fine on his own?

I'm hoping that he loses his eyesight because it would be hilarious if he could no longer see the films he salivates over.
Would it really alter his reviews, that much?
 
14Nov#01
More Maw.
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Ha, Bob is such a simp that he refuses to believe that girls can be just as cruel as boys, if not more so. And I'm not basing this off of my own experiences, plenty of women here on the farms have related their stories of how vindictive they've known women to be. Hell, need I bring up that classic story of the all-woman company that tore itself apart through backstabbing and infighting?

I think it's a safe bet that Maw has had a lot more female interaction than Bob ever will.
14Nov#05
Someone called Chris Gore has turned whole M-She-U / Star Whores fandom into his enemy.
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Does Lon Harris really think products are never targeted to particular demographics, and that only teenagers believe otherwise?
I'm not going to quote all of these because Jesus there's a lot, but Bob seems to be unable to grasp that someone's opinions can change over time, even though he was just talking about it as an excuse for The Marvels flopping. It hasn't occurred to him that Chris Gore might not be doing this for the grift, and instead actually holds these views and wants to discuss them. And then he tries to lump himself in with any group of film reviewers that supposedly express shame at what Gore is doing, as though he isn't anything more than a fat dweeb in his mom's basement shouting into the void.

It's also funny that they can't really address the substance of Gore's argument, which is that these brands have been obviously retooled in an attempt to garner a larger female audience, at the cost of what initially attracted the male audience in the first place. They bring up Star Wars as though people weren't hyped just for a new Star Wars movie (and ignore the cratering box office to come). They claim women were always fans, which is true, but never in huge numbers and having different expectations from a general female audience. And when they can't argue against him, they resort to anecdotal attacks that Bobby believes unquestioningly.

If Bob were remotely aware of what was going on in gaming during the seventh console generation, he might know of a phrase that sent shivers down any passionate fan's spine: "we want the Call of Duty audience." There are plenty of examples of this same effect, but they all boil down to the same thing: if you attempt a major rework to your product in order to attract a wider audience, you're probably going to turn away those that supported you in the first place, while simultaneously not getting enough new fans to replace them.
14Nov#19
Rumor mill has it that The Rat is ditching Jonathan Majors
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14Nov#20
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Okay, which is it, Bob? Is the MCU meticulously planned out years in advance such that the tiniest wrench in the works will send the whole thing flying off the rails, or is it completely made up as they go along and they're totally flexible to be able to do whatever they decide on? It can't be both, fatass.

Two rebuttals to his points. First, there has literally been nothing stopping Marvel from recasting actors before, and there still isn't anything now (and I still say they should have just recast Black Panther after Boseman's untimely death, creepy deification aside). And second, why does he keep thinking that they're going to retitle these movies constantly? The only time to my knowledge that they've retitled an MCU movie in the past has been Infinity War Part 2 to Endgame, probably to make it less clunky. They retitled the next Cap movie but only because (((some people))) got upset about "New World Order" being referenced. It's bizarre that he believes that these movies will have some secret title reveal before release.
Ha, Bob, talk about media literacy. Disney isn't making up new Star Wars material as they go, they have been blatantly pilfering the EU for concepts since they bought the brand, only making them worse because they don't have any talented writers on board. And calling Star Wars "over" before the prequels couldn't be more wrong, as people who saw it growing up were enthusiastically sharing it with their kids in the years that followed. The Special Edition rereleases wouldn't have been as successful as they were if Star Wars were a dead brand, and merchandising had always been strong.

Then Disney turned it into, yes, a girl brand, and the result is that Star Wars is truly dead these days.
 
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