Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

I keep forgetting to ask: What’s the ELI5 on the Duncan disaster stream I’ve seen referenced here on occasion?

 

[Strix454]

who the FUCK is Kalea?

She is the demonic enemy of all wine moms and she is LEGION. She can take many forms and use all sorts of tricknology against the faithful. But the pure of spirit Wine Aunts can always detect her presence. Once she and her presence are purged from the earth, then the Wine Aunt Wars can begin. There can be only one (for Nick).

 

[RotPockets]

Most of of the old guard "Racketeers" seem to be in that camp now.

We are the old guard Racketeers!

 

[feral cat #6385]

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could you add a whiskey bottle coming out of his butt

 

[Captain Manning]

I keep forgetting to ask: What’s the ELI5 on the Duncan disaster stream I’ve seen referenced here on occasion?

Retard snowflake troon defender goes on Rekieta's stream. He's previously known for making ass out of himself twice on streams with Destiny. He white knights Keffals and attacks KiwiFarms. There's speculation that that stream is what got Rekieta yeeted for a time from Youtube because Duncan apparently asked the stream be mass flagged after he didn't give a good showing. After that, Duncan does a victory lap, but that's short lived because Rekieta gets his Youtube account back. Unfortunately, Rekieta goes full on degen lolcow himself shortly thereafter. Now both are cows. Duncan has a thread here and he also spergs out about things KiwiFarms says about him.

Is that a sufficient answer?

 

[RotPockets]

could you add a whiskey bottle coming out of his butt

Alternative Version

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu Did Nick do a locals exclusive show yesterday? I'm curious if he seethed to his hugbox about Andrew yet.

No. I usually summarise and watch during a lull at work, so they get out 3-5 hours after he concludes the stream.

For the record, I can personally confirm Kalea and PC are not the same person. And PC was never ghey enough to qualify for a wrench

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Exactly what KALEA would say...

PC is a good person and a bit of a fangirl, to my recollection. I think that her type ( like EmiFireChan--the one who got married and invited Nick, then had a baby) were thr kind who found Nick's wholesome image appealing. It is part of why he had suck loyal fanbase and eluded criticism for so long--not everyone was batshit crazy.

who the FUCK is Kalea?

Our lord and master. Learn her teachings well.

 

[Zelensky the Nazi]

IIRC an old Nick stream saw Kurt and Barnes get into a heated debate over a ruling or law and Kurt got pretty bent out of shape because Barnes wasn't backing down on his position. According to some comments I saw, Kurt supposedly had his own stream shortly thereafter where he was absolutely piss drunk and began yelling about how Barnes was such a successful, superstar lawyer so he's always right while Kurt doesn't know shit because he's a small time lawyer. Other comments claimed he quickly took it down shortly after it was finished but I never found any link or evidence that it actually happened.
Maybe someone here knows more about it.

That said, perhaps Kurt really does need to get mad at Nick so we can see what's on his mind.

Not a surprise on this. I don't remember seeing it, but I remember him running several streams after either someone didn't back down and stood their ground against him, putting him in the position of having his biases exposed, or in the case of a few women making fun of him for being on dating websites and him filing DMCAs against them for it. The guy is a trainwreck and why he's on the internet when he's more emotional than the women he fights with goes to show the soy runs deep in his family.

 

[Captain Manning]

PC is a good person and a bit of a fangirl, to my recollection. I think that her type ( like EmiFireChan--the one who got married and invited Nick, then had a baby) were thr kind who found Nick's wholesome image appealing. It is part of why he had suck loyal fanbase and eluded criticism for so long--not everyone was batshit crazy.

Basically, yeah. PC is a weeb. I'm pretty sure she was drawn to Nick because of him taking up Vic's cause. As a lot of people were back then. It was a pretty substantial portion of Nick's 2019 fanbase. It's how I gravitated towards him too. A lot of her videos were about Weebwars. These are all people Nick seems to have mostly alienated now.

While I know a lot of people on the Farms don't like weebs or anime, one of the most important things to stress about PC is she isn't a thot. She comes across as a decent person with moral values. Her sharp criticism of Nick over his public Mandy lust is further proof of that. I'd say she's diametrically opposed from the type of women you would see later in Nick's Locals (the same trash women @elb has also criticized). Despite his claims to the contrary, Nick portrayed himself as a completely different person back then. He pulled the wool over the eyes of a lot of people. It goes back to what Null said about Nick handing out white pills to people before deciding to throw that all away and trying to start handing out blue ones for whatever reason.

Reading through the DMs she leaked, it seems like Nick royally fucked up when he pulled the "Come on, baby, I'm getting screwed like Vic!" card. I don't blame her for telling him to fuck off after hearing that. Everybody who lived through Weebwars knows THAT'S complete and utter bullshit.

In the end, that was the most shocking part of the exchange to me. That Nick had the temerity to even try that line. He's only gotten more ridiculous since then too.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The guy is a trainwreck

Kurt has always struck me as someone who’s going to end up doing some extremely violent, extra-legal shit someday. He gives off strong creep vibes.

 

[Not Who You Think]

who the FUCK is Kalea?

For those who don't know:

In terms of actual relevance to this thread, Kalea The Vampire was a mod for Nick. Kalea's first and only post on the thread was indirectly solicited by Himedall. Himedall requested proof of demodding, Kalea answered.

Hello Kiwifarms!

Hey Himedall! How's this for proof?

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The demodding was in reference to Kalea asking Nick about a Hedonism II employee that he verifiably follows on Instagram (a sore subject for Nick):



Beyond that, there is very little to work with beyond Cynthia's obsession. It seems to be mostly used to tease Cynthia (who still lurks on this thread) in addition to becoming something of a meme on this thread.

Before you ask, Cynthia (a.k.a. Cynthia Behave) is a former fan of Nick who gained sizable infamy on Locals before being banned and then coming here to post/tease information before losing control, earning a pink triangle, and then assuming another identity over time (Geared Chris).

Of course, this is to fulfill the prophecy that, one day, a spurned winemom bearing a pink triangle would slay Kalea, bringing peace to the Kiwi Farms. Until that day comes, Kalea The Vampire will continue to corrupt the Kiwis into her own image with a single bite from her vampiric fangs until only that which is Kalea remains.

I hope this was helpful.

 

[not william stenchever]

Kurt has always struck me as someone who’s going to end up doing some extremely violent, extra-legal shit someday. He gives off strong creep vibes.

He definitely has an angry streak in him. Couldn't tell you if he'd act on that anger or not but he has it in him to get big mad in the moment.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He definitely has an angry streak in him. Couldn't tell you if he'd act on that anger or not but he has it in him to get big mad in the moment.

I think the same of him as I thought of Nick when I saw him have an extended meltdown about jury analysis: Men who can’t control their own emotions are so weak as to be beneath contempt.

 

[Zelensky the Nazi]

He definitely has an angry streak in him. Couldn't tell you if he'd act on that anger or not but he has it in him to get big mad in the moment.

Ginger, fat, autistic, and has anger issues and can't take criticism.

Local schools and churches should be worried.

 

[Captain Manning]

Kurt has always struck me as someone who’s going to end up doing some extremely violent, extra-legal shit someday. He gives off strong creep vibes.

Ehhh, I think he's harmless. I think the best thing he can do is get the fuck away from Rekieta and most of those fuckwits. In fact, that's my stock advice for everybody: Get the fuck away from Rekieta. I don't really see a downside to it.

Though, that being said, I think people here have said Kurt also had an angry bitter streak when he ran with Leonard French, so I dunno. Maybe I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. I have been accused in the past of trying too hard to see the good in people.

I certainly agree his meltdown toward Megan was bad form. Though it would be much appreciated if they all start beating each other to death over it. I think it's only a matter of time till Lawtube falls apart.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I personally have more questions than answers, one being the timing of Perception Check's DM drop. Like you detailed here, if she walked away from Nick in January, why release DMs half a year later? Wouldn't she have done that immediately after the fallout? Unless I missed something, that's fairly odd, and that I think is the main reason why those in the discord have their opinion.

It's not strange for a nose guarder to gradually turn sour and nick's behavior eventually crossed the line for them. Other than PC there's a guy in the refugee discord I've been taking screens from that wouldn't completely denounce Nick all the way until a month or so ago because he met his wife because of Nick's show or something and he was milquetoast on everything Nick has done so far...until Nick starts being friends with Vito for real. Now he's mocking Nick with prejudice with the rest of the discord.

PC herself is also not active at all. She says a couple lines once every couple months with the DM drop being the exception. As far as I can tell she tuned out from Nick's sektur after the falling out and only checks in from time to time to see what's up. The dm drop happened the same way. Nick did something super faggot-ey (can't be bothered to check) that raised PC's animosity.

There's also a couple more guys outside the fugee discord I can think of that was still defending Nick up until a 2-3 months ago but has totally gone quiet whenever Nick gets shit on because they can't defend him anymore. It's that simple. No one talks about cynthia and faran unless a woman moment happened and it reminded people of those two. Kalea might as well be dead. She only popped up once to hate on Eric July after Nick's stream with Eric because she hates niggers.

Edit: Also PC and Kalea has been on the discord chat at the same time talking about non nick topics at length several months ago with multiple people (easy to look up since they're not regular). So unless this is some schizo behavior of multi boxing to leave behind trails of "1 people pretending to be 2" in case someone like me looking into it (that might not be noticed by anyone), they are not the same person.

 

[Thugnificent]

For those who don't know:

In terms of actual relevance to this thread, Kalea The Vampire was a mod for Nick. Kalea's first and only post on the thread was indirectly solicited by Himedall. Himedall requested proof of demodding, Kalea answered.



The demodding was in reference to Kalea asking Nick about a Hedonism II employee that he verifiably follows on Instagram (a sore subject for Nick):

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Beyond that, there is very little to work with beyond Cynthia's obsession. It seems to be mostly used to tease Cynthia (who still lurks on this thread) in addition to becoming something of a meme on this thread.

Before you ask, Cynthia (a.k.a. Cynthia Behave) is a former fan of Nick who gained sizable infamy on Locals before being banned and then coming here to post/tease information before losing control, earning a pink triangle, and then assuming another identity over time (Geared Chris).

Of course, this is to fulfill the prophecy that, one day, a spurned winemom bearing a pink triangle would slay Kalea, bringing peace to the Kiwi Farms. Until that day comes, Kalea The Vampire will continue to corrupt the Kiwis into her own image with a single bite from her vampiric fangs until only that which is Kalea remains.

I hope this was helpful.

Question, why does it matter if Kalea is Perception Check? Even if they're the same person dropping DM's, the only thing that materially changes is that it was 1 mod who stopped sweeping it up for Nick as opposed to two. Just seems like a weird thing to get hung up on.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Question, why does it matter if Kalea is Perception Check? Even if they're the same person dropping DM's, the only thing that materially changes is that it was 1 mod who stopped sweeping it up for Nick as opposed to two. Just seems like a weird thing to get hung up on.

Yeah, I don't understand that either. Cynthia was under the impression that Kalea was trying to pull of gay ops on her but what exactly is the goal she never elaborated. Far as I can tell, everyone who shat on her in here are long time members who knows to keep on the objective (unlikely to be Kalea). I must admit that what Cynthia was posting, the stuff that got on people's nerves, I never noticed it until people pointed it out. I'm 'new' and don't really know the etiquette of this site other than the fairly general rules page and I feel like asking would just get me shit on so I just 'lurk moar' when it comes to those (still don't know how to replace 'fresh meat').

I did get chastised for apparently abusing the spoilers by some invisible janny.

 

[JudyGemstone]

Hello Kiwifarms!

Hey Himedall! How's this for proof?

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Oh my Lord... I never saw this!

Poor Kalea... didn't even get a coherent answer.

The stench of narcissism is unbelievable in this. "Everyone burned all their bridges with ME." Because he didn't do that at all. "The Internet burned me!" Bro... you literally touched the stove so many times. The Internet actually gave him grace for a long time, but then he got really fucking cocky... and that's when the Internet goes to work!

EDIT:
I also love that he says he gave way too much about basically his personal life... and got nothing but "faggotry." Correct me if I'm wrong, but if Kalea was reaching out as a friend, why did he have to dump all that on her?! Wtf did Kalea do?!

Again, classic narcissist. It's everyone else's fault. You revealed your skeezy behavior, but it was everyone else's fault you got that reputation. Unbelievable.

#WeAreAllKalea

 

[Neetorino]

I revised the Super Balldo Bros pic, as requested a few days ago, to have Rekieta's head, and a Drexel hiding in the shadows.

EDIT: Fastest Photoshop in the West lol, just in time to edit the post. @feral cat #6385 you are welcome.



I also had the idea for "Oops All Balldos", but goddamn it'll be too much of a pain in the ass to change every cereal piece just for the meme so here's what I've stopped at lol.

Spoiler: Oops all Balldos