Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[East_Clintwood]

The stench of narcissism is unbelievable in this. "Everyone burned all their bridges with ME." Because he didn't do that at all.

Every time Nick goes on one of his everyone else is burning bridges with me rants all I can think of is this scene from Justified:

 

[Strix454]

Hope @elb was watching MATI some new lore between Josh and Rekieta just dropped. Supposedly Balldoman told Josh that he did in fact go to hedonism II but it was only to do a thing where people have sex with their own wives in the same room as other people. Could be wrong but I don't think Rackets has admitted publically he ever went there

Yeah. Having sex while other people watch. Totally normal stuff that every married couple does. Its just like going to the gay bar, buying drinks for people you don't know and letting them chat you up before you say you are not interested.

You couldn't get it done Nick. No matter how much you gaslighted your dumb wife, you still couldn't get her to swing or accept that open marriage that you want so desperately.

 

[Swole McPole]

Honestly I get you. When I saw that his dad asked to go with him and he refused it made me think of my own dad and how I'd jump at a chance to have a vacation with him.

You can't attract many new bulls by dragging a late 60's male boomer along to your swinger meet-ups, can you?

could you add a whiskey bottle coming out of his butt

Wrong direction. The bottle is going in, not coming out.

His podcast with another bangkok expat with trannies in the background playing connect 4 or jenga was talked about there.

If Legal Mindset works hard, he might become the next Archiebald Chesterfield III, giving serial killers tours of the Bangers whore houses and ladyboy dens.

He should do his next podcast from Star of Light in Patpong.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Do you guys think he wore the balldo to the orgy room?

 

[elb]

some new lore between Josh and Rekieta just dropped. Supposedly Balldoman told Josh that he did in fact go to hedonism II but it was only to do a thing where people have sex with their own wives in the same room as other people.

Or wait for Elissa to clip it.

Link

 

[feral cat #6385]

Do you guys think he wore the balldo to the orgy room?

What would Nick need the balldo for? Wouldn't it be up to the bull?

 

[Pomniman]

Kurt has always struck me as someone who’s going to end up doing some extremely violent, extra-legal shit someday. He gives off strong creep vibes.

I for one hope Kurt embraces his inner Elliot Rodger. It'd at least make him entertaining.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Interesting. Last time, during the infamous "shower call" Null said he said he didn't go, or if he did, he didn't go during black bull week. The inconsistency between those two answers led to O.J. Simpson If I did it jokes.

So is he basically now saying he did go, and had sex in full view of other people, but the only person he had sex was his wife? Is this like a voyeurism thing, or something?

I guess I'll have to watch MATI tonight. Or wait for Elissa to clip it.

I checked the segment out. It seems to be a more detailed explanation of what prompted the "If I Did It" talk.
I am sure it will be clipped because it seems important (nevermind, @elb has already clipped and posted it while I type this)

First of all, to answer Null's pondering, no, Rekieta has never to my knowledge publicly admitted going to Hedonsim II. IIRC, the closest he's come to these arguments in public are:

1. IIRC in November-December of last year I vaguely recall that a chatter called him an exhibitionist and Nick replied something along the lines of that he wouldn't say that himself but he understands why someone would say that about him. Maybe check the streams after the bottle picture made the Farms or after the Gay 90s trip.
2. In May he had the whole speech about how great Hedonism II was with its nude beaches which was clipped and posted here recently, but this included a sarcastic denial of actually going there.

The reason Nick doesn't mention this stuff (except when he's extremely drunk as he was in May) is obviously that 80-90% of his current audience don't visit the Farms and they don't know it's out there. To the extent he admitted anything in private to Null, I expect the reason is that Rekieta realizes there's ironclad proof and he wanted to try to spin it somehow.

The first thing to point out is what Null says Rekieta's line was about the Colorful Fantasies event not overlapping with his stay at Hedo doesn't reflect reality. I looked into this in detail during the original time we started joking about "If I Did It". The interracial cuckold event took place from July 30-August 6 and my best guess for Nick's stay at the resort, based on his on-stream appearances in his room at the resort, was August 1-August 12.

In other words, he stayed at the resort for about 12 days and overlapped with the interracial cuckold event for 6. This does not necessarily mean that he was there for the interracial cuckold event. Even during the interracial cuckold event, it is possible and even probable that most of the guests at the resort were not there as part of that event, though they may or may not have been aware it was going on. According to an anonymous poster on an anonymous interracial cuckoldry fan forum, "The resort is known to attract a ton of locals this week. We have been going to Hedo this week for many, many years and this week has always been our favorite because of the amount of sweet chocolate men available."

Do you guys think he wore the balldo to the orgy room?

This is presumably the orgy room being discussed. It's referred to as "The Playroom".



It's not part of any specific event, it's open every night from 10pm to 3am.


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[Joggin Noggin]

"Guys...you know I HAAAAAAATE the drama. Anyways, here's a group of people that at best will get upset at each other at least twice tonight." *Downs his 4th glass*

 

[Pomniman]

Just to play balldo's advocate for a moment, Jewsh was convinced the Maya case from Florida happened in the UK for no apparent reason in this same stream so his recollection of now deleted messages is unreliable. Though no matter what bullshit Nicky actually tried to deflect with he's still a cuck.

 

[Swole McPole]

Link

Nick told Josh that he only went to the exhibitionist room where they all have sex with their own wives while other people watch.

THEN WHEN THEY'VE FINISHED SEXING THEIR OWN WIVES, THEY ALL TRADE PARTNERS!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Do you guys think he wore the balldo to the orgy room?

What would Nick need the balldo for? Wouldn't it be up to the bull?

Would he need to put the Balldo on if he were to be tied to the Saint Andrew's Cross in the corner while the Energy King took care of business?

Scratch that, he probably would anyway.

Nick told Josh that he only went to the exhibitionist room where they all have sex with their own wives while other people watch.

As the screenshot I posted above states, it is "a participatory environment and not just for watching."

 

[AnOminous]

Discords are so fucking gay.

You mean so fucking tranny. They're fucking tranny. They troon you out.

PC is a good person. My understanding is she was mainly in Nick's circle to show support for Vic. As were a lot of people back then. A lot of those same people understandably loathe "new Nick."

"New Nick" is the worst rebranding since "New Coke."

You typed this with a straight face?

More like with a gay face.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Megan turning on Lawtube?


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[JudyGemstone]

In other words, he stayed at the resort for about 12 days and overlapped with the interracial cuckold event for 6. This does not necessarily mean that he was there for the interracial cuckold event. Even during the interracial cuckold event, it is possible and even probable that most of the guests at the resort were not there as part of that event, though they may or may not have been aware it was going on. According to an anonymous poster on an anonymous interracial cuckoldry fan forum, "The resort is known to attract a ton of locals this week. We have been going to Hedo this week for many, many years and this week has always been our favorite because of the amount of sweet chocolate men available."

You had my curiosity........... Now you have my attention!

This is presumably the orgy room being discussed. It's referred to as "The Playroom".

There's the St. Andrew's cross that Nick has said that he has multiple times on stream. I think he mentioned he has a sex swing also.

Nick... take notes... always start your sentences with "In the hypothetical........."

 

[Neetorino]

"Guys...you know I HAAAAAAATE the drama. Anyways, here's a group of people that at best will get upset at each other at least twice tonight." *Downs his 4th glass*

Exactly! Drama. Bad.

*ahem* Anyways guys we're talkin bout current events and also DRAMA!

 

[AnOminous]

Kurt has always struck me as someone who’s going to end up doing some extremely violent, extra-legal shit someday. He gives off strong creep vibes.

He reminds me of the autistic lawyer on Boston Legal.

I have been accused in the past of trying too hard to see the good in people.

Nothing wrong with that.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Exactly! Drama. Bad.
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*ahem* Anyways guys we're talkin bout current events and also DRAMA!

Didn't he say last night that he had guests lined up for Tuesday and Wednesday? I think tonight was supposed to be Barnes and Megan, maybe that was Wednesday though. Don't remember what the guest for the other night was.

Who cancelled?

EDIT: Based on the Twitter replies, I got them mixed up - looks like the guest for tonight was supposed to be Ron Coleman. Guess he cancelled.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I think Kurt’s intelligent, but he’s one of those people who never got acknowledged for it and lacked the friends/ family to curb his expectations of reality. Now he’s like 40 and struggling to deal with that he’s been a bitch tits having grouch his whole life and can’t do the “Great personality, fat funny gregarious bastard, hot wife who loves them” package. I think Megan is basically someone who infuriates him because she’s an openly conservative Christian woman who isn’t afraid to speak up, unlike Kurt for most of his life.

Nick told Josh that he only went to the exhibitionist room where they all have sex with their own wives while other people watch.

THEN WHEN THEY'VE FINISHED SEXING THEIR OWN WIVES, THEY ALL TRADE PARTNERS!

You know there probably is some chance some boomer who goes to Hedo II has footage of Our Wife and Nick getting railed by Jamaican Men as old men skeet on them both.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ehhh, I think he's harmless. …Though, that being said, I think people here have said Kurt also had an angry bitter streak when he ran with Leonard French, so I dunno. Maybe I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. I have been accused in the past of trying too hard to see the good in people.

I certainly agree his meltdown toward Megan was bad form.

I’m a big believer in “When someone shows you who they are, believe them.” I’ve seen Kurt seethe and rage enough to know he’s got a screw loose. Women will swerve like Rekieta drunk driving his kids around in order to avoid or escape the presence of a guy who puts out Kurt’s energy. He’s got bigger problems than being single.

Hey, maybe Kurt can jump on Nick’s stream to spill all his woes and get that advice on the “male/female relationship dynamics” that Nick thinks he’s an expert on.