Snowflake Pokimane / Pokimanelol / Imane Anys / OfflineTV - Abuses men for social climbing, hypocrite with double standards, doesn't own up to mistakes, lies about relationships, 'not like the other girls'

Guess who is selling fake Costco re-branded cookies to her followers?
I honestly have no clue how to react to this. On one hand, I feel a bit pissed because of her lack of integrity. On the other, I feel no pity for the retards who bought this. They deserve to get milked for every penny they have.

Also, my ginger bread cookies were better even though they looked like shit.
 
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I've had these cookies before and they sucked. Why anyone would pay more so they could have the same awful cookies but with some Twitch thot branding on it is beyond me
It's the vitamin D! Everyone needs the D!
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It's okay guys, lots of people use white labels and said they come up with it. We used mushroom powder, and besides, I'm rich anyway so I don't NEED the money guys! (BTW give me money).
It took 2 years to come up with the idea of using mushroom powder for vitamin D!
 
It's okay guys, lots of people use white labels and said they come up with it. We used mushroom powder, and besides, I'm rich anyway so I don't NEED the money guys! (BTW give me money).
It took 2 years to come up with the idea of using mushroom powder for vitamin D!
Some notes:
The fats are crazy. 9 grams for 7 bite-size cookies?
Calories are high, but reasonable, for a shitty snack food.
Only 2g fiber and 2g protein in 7 cookies? Boosting the protein and fiber would displace sugar and fat, making the cookie lower calorie and healthier. More expensive too.

Sugar and Fat. Health is definitely non-negotiable.

BTW- Recipes are not protected under US intellectual property laws. You can copyright and trademark everything about your cookie, but the recipe is never protected.
 
Sampling of the comments on the OfflineTV subreddit:
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How does this justify marking up an existing product? Given the spelling errors, I doubt it's AI generated, but it really feels like some predictive text bullshit that doesn't address the issue.
People doesn't understand how manufactoring and brands work. I've worked on a processing line for a company that produces food for several different companies. We manufactored products for 2 rivaling brands with the same base products. The funniest thing is when i see people prefering one product over the other when they are exactly the same.
In this case i totally believe that Pokis cookies are based off another product that already existed and is just refined. It's very common for manufactorers to produce test batches and then sell them under other names in the supermarket in order to not waste the products. Sometimes the storebrand versions can be the exacts same as the original but it's just products that haven't met the original producers QC.

Iirc, Usually if it’s the same thing, they license the formula out for a different brand or there’s a very minor difference in formula, like in this case, it has vitamin D added​

What i ment is that they started out with a base product and have made test orders. The product that they based theirs from is the ones in store now. Most likely the other ones will go away with time. I know that for one product i've worked on the minimum order was 100 packages in order for us to start production on it. In this case they probably have a bunch of test runs in order to test the food lab version versus the manufactored version and then do changes in order to make the quality better or have ingredients that are more reasonable to produce.​
Some people seem to think that bringing out a product to the market is as easy as just think of something and then poof the product is done. It's time consuming to start a new brand. A local brewery in my area spent 4 years on refining their products before entering the market.​

>If they've actually changed the recipe and taste of the costco cookie, that's enough for me. Go ahead and double the price.
Just changing it is enough? What's this person after, the Pokimane special touch? As opposed to more traditional metrics like taste or nutrition?
I believe there is a lot more context on her twitter.
Some people seem to believe that she and her company simply are white-labeling an existing cookie, and marking it up by using her name. I don’t know specifics but she said it’s the same parent company as this other cookie, and they’ve significantly changed the recipe and that the “original” cookie is discontinued.

If they've actually changed the recipe and taste of the costco cookie, that's enough for me. Go ahead and double the price. From the screenshots people were posting of the ingredient list it seemed like they hadn't done that but Poki seemingly refuted that in her followup tweet.​
 
Shes about to hit the big 3 0 and the wall that follows it, needs to get every cent of simp money she can like the girl boss she is, you incels just dont get it.

Like all other influencer branded foods, its not like the creator actually developed it themselves. The difference is that most arent super obvious about the drop shipping and dont wildly overprice the product. I had Jonas brothers popcorn a few months ago, they priced it smartly $3.50 for a bag, and it was actually quite good. These things can exist and be decent, but when you go for someone's wallet you should expect blowback.
 
Charlie caught wind of the clip and is now stoking the flames:
She's either extremely stupid or she's doing this for notoriety. There's no other explanation. Really curious as to what direction this will go in though. Betting on it fizzling out when some other streamer gets in the limelight, and all this gets swept under the rug, unfortunately.
 
What is it with content creators branching out from just making videos and squeezing money out of idiots from streams and trying to sell actual physical products beyond merch t-shirts? Mr. Beast opened a fucking burger chain and now sells his own brand of chocolate, now this bitch is white-labelling Costco cookies and selling them at a marked up price.

Her acting like $27 dollars + tax is a normal amount to pay for a bag of cookies is peak LA mindset. She probably spends 35 dollars + doordash fee for a singular slice of avocado toast because cooking for herself would feel too poor.
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3 years ago she was stepping up for these economically disadvantaged mfers and now that she's dropshipping $30 cookies she calls her critics broke pieces of shit.
Ah yes, the classic Pokimane strat.
1. Bring up gender ("broke boy"), this is the most important part because all of your critics are misogynistic chuds.
2. Be as condescending as possible. Make sure to show everyone you're an out-of-touch multimillionaire who never had to work a day in her life.
3. Giggle and laugh to make yourself seem above it all.
4. Sit back and watch your paypig simps and fellow content creator sycophants praise you as a slayy kween for pwning those low income trolls.
Repeat.
 
What is it with content creators branching out from just making videos and squeezing money out of idiots from streams and trying to sell actual physical products beyond merch t-shirts?
Unironically this is why. The shitstorm that followed destroyed ad revenue on Youtube and caused a lot of creators to branch out, its why everyone started patreons and sponsored streams.
 
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heh.

What is it with content creators branching out from just making videos and squeezing money out of idiots from streams and trying to sell actual physical products beyond merch t-shirts?
in the case of Poki i think she wants to branch into becoming an ackshual businesswoman and break away from the stigma of just being some dumb Twitch streamer because it'll satiate her ego when she can point out that she also runs a business even though she was only offered to slap her name onto an existing product by some hack in the food industry.

same exact deal with that other girl that did that blue light skincare protection bullshit.

(holy shit you'd fucking think sitting in front of a monitor is akin to staring directly into the exposed Chernobyl core, better smear on some snake oil before you get AIDS.)

iirc they offered this RFLCT gig to multiple celebrities and influencers before they settled with this Valkyrae person (because everyone else said no because they weren't retarded) and Poki was probably also Plan Z for this cookie-thing when all the sensible, more relevant people declined.
 
So I have no idea if Pokimane has any ownership in this company but it looks like they're planning on making a lot more dough than just what's in cookies.
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Tracing the business registration was annoying because "Nom Nom Snack Co." doesn't appear to be a registered company, but apparently its registered in Colorado as a foreign entity. The actual business is registered under Myna Snacks, Inc. in Delaware and it was registered in 2022. So no it wasn't "just launched."

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