Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

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LaughJoke2.0 said:
I really don't think Original Dez ever had sex with Boogie. Old Steven might have been a virgin until he started to pay for it.
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He is too fat for pussy penetration, he is still a virgin.

No joke, fatty cant do vaginal sex his belly hangs over too much. I even think he got HUGE problems just wanking himself off to his childporn. Not sure how he solves that but it cant be easy. A whore probably can reacch under there to help him with wanking though....so thats money well spent for him i guess...

Boogie have never and will never be inside a pussy.
 
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YaBoi said:
NFI who Jeff Holiday is, so I looked him up. Found this thread relating to what the commenter was talking about:
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What an opportunity missed. I'd love to see Boogie beaten the fuck out of by some crazed acid voyager to the point he's hospitalized in a coma.
Android18 said:
I've been a bit sus with Clum ever since he came here, but he's been on a few podcasts and I can't help but notice he sucks Boogie's dick more often than not.
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It just goes to show even if you try to do a puff piece on this fat repulsive tub of shit, his shittiness as a person still shines through.
 
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GloriousRapeRabbit said:
He is too fat for pussy penetration, he is still a virgin.

No joke, fatty cant do vaginal sex his belly hangs over too much. I even think he got HUGE problems just wanking himself off to his childporn. Not sure how he solves that but it cant be easy. A whore probably can reacch under there to help him with wanking though....so thats money well spent for him i guess...

Boogie have never and will never be inside a pussy.
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You would think being able to fuck easier would be his biggest motivator to lose weight. It's amazing how much emphasis he puts on being a "Chad" and being with younger women yet he's so lazy he won't lose the weight even tho he's so fucking superficial.
 
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That's what I'm saying. The only thing Boogie cares about in life besides food is porn, and he's too fat to even fucking masturbate. Imagine that life.

Maybe that's why he's always so sexually frustrated and always sexually harassing people and hitting up teen girls. It must drive his misogynistic porn-diseased brain crazy that due to his age, medications and weight, not only can he not fuck, he can't even jack off!
 
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Oh I'm 99% sure he's still a virgin, if it were possibly for his dick to somehow leave its meat pocket that its buried in, there's no way there's enough room for him to inset it inside of anything. It's why he talks like a 13yo vigin constant online. If it were possible, he would have posted that crap on his OnlyFans at some point.

Speaking of which, has he talked about or posted on his OnlyFans in the last 6 months or so?
 
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Marc83 said:
Oh I'm 99% sure he's still a virgin, if it were possibly for his dick to somehow leave its meat pocket that its buried in, there's no way there's enough room for him to inset it inside of anything. It's why he talks like a 13yo vigin constant online. If it were possible, he would have posted that crap on his OnlyFans at some point.

Speaking of which, has he talked about or posted on his OnlyFans in the last 6 months or so?
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how are you not 100 % sure lmao
he literally has never had sex. he can’t
he has less sex than everyone he’s ever talked to. He has no sex. 0. because he is a virgin. I wonder, how does he live with himself?
 
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GloriousRapeRabbit said:
He is too fat for pussy penetration, he is still a virgin.

No joke, fatty cant do vaginal sex his belly hangs over too much. I even think he got HUGE problems just wanking himself off to his childporn. Not sure how he solves that but it cant be easy. A whore probably can reacch under there to help him with wanking though....so thats money well spent for him i guess...

Boogie have never and will never be inside a pussy.
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Thanks for that image, I needed to vomit and this helped instantly.
 
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boogie2988 needs to be on the inside of a jail cell, long enough to where his house is foreclosed on, his junk repossessed, and he is forced to lose weight because his usual tactics only get his ass beat
 
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Leaked messages of Keem telling Boogie he's a fucking retard for spouting off drama on a podcast that isn't his own.


And this video did a good job highlighting that boogie only lost hypothetical money on his crypto losses and, really, broke even. Meaning that his losses are 100% due to hookers. Also that his house is worth more in the current market than what he paid (obvious, but boogie likes to gloss over that so he doesn't have to address why he doesn't downsize.)
 
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Swole McPole said:
Just like Dezi #1, when this one gets tired of Boogie demanding yet another rim job, this bitch is going over to the dark side.
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Debatable, If you search deep enough down the pipeline, eventually you will find someone too broken to fight back and just conform to the new life they've been given.

Although I still truly believe she is just larping for the inheritance of a dying obese man, her "doing yard work" was the most "I haven't touched one of these tolls in years but need to show off for the camera" move I've seen to date, actual rape is less forceful.
 
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Mister Mint said:
Leaked messages of Keem telling Boogie he's a fucking retard for spouting off drama on a podcast that isn't his own.
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And this video did a good job highlighting that boogie only lost hypothetical money on his crypto losses and, really, broke even. Meaning that his losses are 100% due to hookers. Also that his house is worth more in the current market than what he paid (obvious, but boogie likes to gloss over that so he doesn't have to address why he doesn't downsize.)
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Holy shit. If you need any further evidence that Keem fucking hates Boogie, but is just trying to milk him for some views and money while he's still relevant. Deserved though, Boogie is a retard.

Also, tinfoil hat time maybe, I think Keem's anger is real, but i wonder if the leak was probably deliberate to promote the podcast. Someone probably looked back on it and was like "meh, this is probably funnier and better for clicks if the public hears Keemstar shouting as if he's Boogie's tard wrangler."
 
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