2023 Israel-Palestine Armed Conflict

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Ah, Kiwifarms. Come to gawk at the shit-eating furry, stay for the cogent explanations of the Geneva Convention.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Geneva convention. Wtf is even that.

 

[OrionBalls]

Geneva convention. Wtf is even that.

A place for people to play board games.

 

[Scrumption]

Humanitarian Law is not operative here. This is a declared war by a UN State, formally submitted. When the UN security council was tasked to order a halt to the conflict it voted against it. Meaning the war is accepted under the terms of thr Treaty of San Francisco.

International Humanitarian Law definitely applies here. IHL kicks in during armed conflict, both international and noninternational. A formal declaration of war doesn’t suspend it.

 

[Tilapia]

There's a reason "war crimes" isn't taken seriously in regions outside of the West because barely any war criminals were prosecuted after WWII in Asia.

If not enough Asian blood was spilled for Asian war crimes against other Asians, that sounds like an Asian problem, tbh.

 

[twisted cycle path]

"I actually don't think many Kiwi farmers are decent people after this thread. They have made it clear they lack empathy." is random.txt material if I've ever seen it.

wah wah nigga who cares

 

[EyeGuy]

Israel​

Two more IDF losses in Gaza:

Hamas prisoners being made to stand for the Israeli national anthem:

It's being played 24/7 in the wing of the prison where the Nukbha (Hamas elite forces) murderers are held:

Bringing in a prisoner:

Gaza​

It rained again last night:

More IDF combat footage:

 

[The giant penis of doom]

If not enough Asian blood was spilled for Asian war crimes against other Asians, that sounds like an Asian problem, tbh.

Don't pretend it was about blood spilled, otherwise plenty of allied generals and soldiers would have stood on trial.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Late news at this point but just wanted to point and laugh at the dual-loyalty kikes with the MIT president being a jewess and yet specifically not deporting sandniggers. jews4palestine.

Also we're starting the crowdfund on suitcase nukes and how to paraglide 101 online dual learning course in arabic. First course should be out next week.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

"I actually don't think many Kiwi farmers are decent people after this thread. They have made it clear they lack empathy." is random.txt material if I've ever seen it.

wah wah nigga who cares

A massive overabundance of misplaced empathy is part of the reason our country is so completely and thoroughly fucked right now.

 

[Borax Bozo]

Searched for this being posted before and could not find it:
The official Israel X/Twitter account posted an animated story about an Israeli woman's efforts to milk semen from her husband's corpse

https://twitter.com/Israel/status/1724392576516600204

https://archive.is/OacFa

Shaylee Atary's husband Yahav was murdered by Hamas terrorists.
She did everything in her power to retrieve his sperm so that their dream of having more children would live on even without Yahav.
Unfortunately she was unsuccessful.
There are still so many families that we can save.
Every minute counts. BRING BACK OUR CHILDREN NOW. Credit: Yuval Haker Eden Foxiniano

(Apologies, I don't have the toolset to archive-post the embedded video)

(The procedure may or may not involve the insertion of an electrical tool into the corpse's anus to stimulate a post-death ejaculation.)

The video even transitions from a regular sand hourglass to a literal 'cum hourglass' at one point

Thousands of people are quote-tweeting it in bafflement and horror.

Selected responses:

https://twitter.com/XiranJayZhao/status/1724653696880107695

I'm convinced an undercover anti-Zionist comrade made their way up the ranks of the Israeli PR department to destroy their image from the inside because I cannot fathom posting this and sincerely expecting the world to go "omg she jacked off her dead husband? how sweet"

https://twitter.com/hardtimeshere11/status/1724557594512044333

Israeli Comms are bad. It doesn’t understand what lands in the modern West as it’s an Asian pre irony culture “We’re losing the PR battle, shall we release some of the gruesome October 7th footage?” “No, let’s make an animated video about extracting semen from a corpse.”

https://twitter.com/CaribbeanRythms/status/1724704240331816983

>train hard to be idf special forces operator
>dream of heroic death for Israel
>first mission: retrieve dead man’s cum.

https://twitter.com/viperwave/status/1724527717729669432

MGSV Side Op

https://twitter.com/hormblende/status/1724604578505601461

if someone told me without context or evidence that israel was electroejaculating recently deceased soldiers to harvest their cum i would probably assume they're some sort of nazi

https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1724500370637078840

there was a meeting with multiple people where they decided they would post this. this went through multiple people’s decision making processes

Apparently this is more widespread than just this one incident

https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/2023-11-09/ty-article-magazine/.premium/we-operate-24-7-the-race-to-preserve-israeli-soldiers-sperm/0000018b-af34-dea2-a9bf-ffbee1470000

 

[EyeGuy]

D9 operating in Gaza:

 

[IamnottheNSA]

The official Israel X/Twitter account posted an animated story about an Israeli woman's efforts to milk semen from her husband's corpse

Just when you thought harvesting the geneseed of the fallen was something only WH40K Space Marine medics did.

 

[Erasmus of Rotterdam]

BBC parody being less BBC than the BBC

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

BBC parody being less BBC than the BBC

I like Israel comedy. It’s is like MAD TV from the 90s in terms of edginess. One of the reasons why Israeli Jews are more likable than American Jews.

 

[Erasmus of Rotterdam]

I like Israel comedy. It’s is like MAD TV from the 90s in terms of edginess. One of the reasons why Israeli Jews are more likable than American Jews.

MADTV was very funny because it wasnt woke

 

[OrionBalls]

Has the IDF released photos of the tunnels under the hospital, yet?

 

[Doctor Love]

Thousands of people are quote-tweeting it in bafflement and horror

I mean... why?

This doesn't seem baffling at all, to me. Like if there was any part of my body I would want to live on after death, surely it would be the nards.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I genuinely don't understand the British media's angle here at all. I understand why AL Jazeera news hour is 63 minutes of dead babies in Gaza, but what the deal with the Bongs?

 

[Doctor Love]

I genuinely don't understand the British media's angle here at all. I understand why AL Jazeera news hour is 63 minutes of dead babies in Gaza, but what the deal with the Bongs?

Shameless pandering.

It isn't that our government has a secret agenda - it is changing with the times, and is changing its messages to appeal to the new voting blocs from abroad.

We have, as Brits, effectively diluted our "own" political power and now, radical Muslims actually hold significant political power in the UK. They elect those most aligned with their values, who turn out to be people like Jeremy Corbyn.

I would like to highlight that this cannot be understated in its severity, we need to pull a De Klerk and dismantle Trident ASAP. These are dangerous radicals and them having access to the third-largest arsenal in human history (by sheer firepower) is a nightmare world-ending scenario.