Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Spudnik]

"Person"

 

[Jaiman]

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Let's draw him something, kiwis .

 

[AnOminous]

I just Googled klurfs on my phone and got this.

The last is particularly amusing.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

I just Googled klurfs on my phone and got this.

The last is particularly amusing.

The fuck is a mangosteen and what does it have to do with Shmorky? Thought I heard him bring it up in that recording.

 

[bloodcoffee]

The fuck is a mangosteen?

Let me google that for you

 

[Spudnik]

The fuck is a mangosteen and what does it have to do with Shmorky? Thought I heard him bring it up in that recording.

It doesn't have to do with Shmorky at all, really. Way back on SomethingAwful Lowtax posted something about Mangosteens, saying they helped his health. His userbase immediately called him a shill and laughed about it. Lowtax eventual had a minor chimp out post calling them all assholes;

Basically, since Lowtax doesn't have a "deadname", Mangosteen is his Powerword.

 

[AnOminous]

Basically, since Lowtax doesn't have a "deadname", Mangosteen is his Powerword.

They're tasty little fuckers.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Lowtax let his children alone with shmorky for hours to babysit them while getting high at the SA office and got real mad when the people at SS said his daughters are gonna get molested and someone should get CPS involved lol

 

[AnOminous]

Lowtax let his children alone with shmorky for hours to babysit them while getting high at the SA office and got real mad when the people at SS said his daughters are gonna get molested and someone should get CPS involved lol

People get real mad when people point out their real flaws.

 

[Lowtax]

Lowtax let his children alone with shmorky for hours to babysit them while getting high at the SA office and got real mad when the people at SS said his daughters are gonna get molested and someone should get CPS involved lol

I know I said I wasn't going to post here anymore, but when it comes to the safety of my kids and people making up bullshit online, I feel the need to reply. I've never *never* NEVER let shmorky babysit any of my children at any time. Furthermore, I don't smoke weed, and haven't since college. None of that story is even remotely plausible. I never left my kids alone with shmorky.

Now I know if you guys read something bad about somebody you don't like on the internet you immediately assume it's true without even bothering to think about it or investigate it or see if it's actually true, but that entire quote is BS from the ground up. These so-called "concerned" members of SS were the ones who called my daughter's school half a year ago and anonymously claimed *I* was molesting them. And they called my wife and said they were going to rape my daughter, murder her, and throw her off a bridge (they did not specify which bridge).

It's cool how when folks obsessed with hating you run out of material and then start going after your children because they see that as your weakest link. I find parts of this forum to be entertaining and, as I said before, I was done posting here, but as a father, it's kinda shitty to read that people are making up 100% garbage lies like this. What's worse is even more gullible people are believing them, solely because they hate me for whatever reason, and any negative accusations against me just reaffirm what they're adamantly convinced to be true.

Just because you read it on the internet doesn't mean it's true. And if your "source" is a forum composed of people I banned over a decade ago and are still furious, perhaps you should maybe reconsider blindly accepting whatever shit they dream up, to post in a site dedicated to making me look like the Worst Person In The World Ever (although I am in the top 100).

 

[PT 404]

Just because you read it on the internet doesn't mean it's true.

I don't agree with you on this.

 

[Null]

It's cool how when folks obsessed with hating you run out of material and then start going after your children. I find parts of this forum to be entertaining and, as I said before, I said I was done posting here, but as a father, it's kinda shitty to read that people are making up 100% BS stories like this, and even more gullible people are believing them.

Just because you read it on the internet doesn't mean it's true.

People will choose to believe whatever they want to believe and whatever best fits their narrative. I've never once been able to change a person's mind on something when they were determined enough to believe it in the first place.

 

[Poor Choices]

It's cool how when folks obsessed with hating you run out of material and then start going after your children. I find parts of this forum to be entertaining and, as I said before, I said I was done posting here, but as a father, it's kinda shitty to read that people are making up 100% garbage lies like this, and even more gullible people are believing them.

It's not really ethical, but if you dropped info on shmorky we'd defend you to the death and disregard anything negative said about you. We do like our stories after all.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

I know I said I wasn't going to post here anymore, but when it comes to the safety of my kids and people making up bullshit online, I have to reply. I've never *never* *NEVER* let shmorky babysit any of my children. .

I never left my kids alone with shmorky, and I know if you guys read something bad about somebody you immediately assume it's true without even bothering to think about it or investigate it or see if it's actually true, but that entire quote is BS from the ground up.

shmorky literally posted videos and pictures and tweeted about spending time alone with your daughters shopping and shit

Furthermore, I don't smoke weed, and haven't since college

I said getting high not smoking pot

The "concerned" members of SS were the ones who called my daughter's school half a year ago and anonymously claimed *I* was molesting them.

That was shmorkys ex who did that she said so herself and threatened to do it again

Didn't you even tweet as much yourself like six months ago when she was going crazy at you?

It's cool how when folks obsessed with hating you run out of material and then start going after your children. I find parts of this forum to be entertaining and, as I said before, I said I was done posting here, but as a father, it's kinda shitty to read that people are making up 100% garbage lies like this, and even more gullible people are believing them.

Bro again pictures and vines and shit

 

[Lowtax]

It's not really ethical, but if you dropped info on shmorky we'd defend you to the death and disregard anything negative said about you. We do like our stories after all.

I really don't have any stories that I haven't already written about either on Twitter or the SA Forums or on Gaming Garbage comments. You can ask me questions and I'll answer them, but honestly, I'm not going to participate if people bring my children into this and repeat disgusting lies about them. I don't know how many of you have kids, so I don't know how to relate or explain the feeling you get as a parent when you see people making sick ass shit up about your children, particularly sexually.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

So those pictures and videos shmorky posted he actually took those while you were around but not looking and then pretended he was babysitting and taking them shopping for the Internet?


Because that's weird as fuck

 

[Splendid]

(they did not specify which bridge).

Not trying to shit on you man, but did you think we cared about which bridge it was?

So those pictures and videos shmorky posted he actually took those while you were around but not looking and then pretended he was babysitting and taking them shopping for the Internet?


Because that's weird as fuck

Could be that Lowtax didn't know he was there.

 

[Lowtax]

shmorky literally posted videos and pictures and tweeted about spending time alone with your daughters shopping and shit

He doesn't have a car. I've never allowed them in his home. I've always been in the office when both they and "it" was.

I said getting high not smoking pot

I do not "get high" around my kids, why would I risk their safety driving home? Also I could lose my custody of them.

That was shmorkys ex who did that she said so herself

She wasn't even around half a decade ago (or it may have actually been longer), and it was a man who called. If you're going to take shmorky's ex verbatim, then perhaps I should post the chatlog of her accusing me of being a Satanic Wiccan anti-christ who sacrifices babies every night and sells child porn videos of her from when she was younger and a member of the Jewish mafia and how I needed to repent for my sins but shmorky didn't because Jesus told her he was "sin-free."

 

[Aquinas]

@Lowtax, what exactly WAS the dynamics in your relationshio with shmorky? I'd ask about SA Moderators too, such as Abe, but i realized this isnt the SA thread in general