Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 105 34.4%

  • Total voters
    305
The professional comedian leaps to defend Nick this time
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Is there a reason why Rekieta is sloshed and Xeeting (Formerly tweeting)? That’s AIDS-riddled faggot behavior and it’s going to alienate more and more people.

Tweeting should be limited to at most trying to grow your brand by commenting on hot topics to try to spread awareness of your brand. If you use it to shitpost on your business account then you are a retard.
 
Tweeting should be limited to at most trying to grow your brand by commenting on hot topics to try to spread awareness of your brand. If you use it to shitpost on your business account then you are a retard.
My BRAND. Is. Shitposting. AND. Having. Fun.

Maybe. YOU. Should. Try. Having. Fun. Incel faggot.

DO NOT. TELL. ME. WHAT. TO. DO.
 
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Looking at that photograph of "The Playroom" at Hedonism II, I found myself to be... What's the word... excited? No, that's not it. Well let's review...

- Terrible fluorescent lighting? ✅
- Maroon + Purple + "corporate beige" color scheme? ✅
- Room structured like a hallway? ✅
- Velvet surfaces to absorb body fluids? ✅
- Wet Bathroom Tile to get athlete's foot? ✅
- Vinyl mattresses so they are sticky against your skin? ✅
- Sex furniture that looks like it was bought at a flea market? ✅
- Nice Drafty Vent overhead? ✅
- Massive french doors so creepy locals can covertly take photographs? ✅
- Room looks filthy? ✅
- Arousing smell combinations of sweat, vomit & alcohol? ✅

I mean, who wouldn't want to fly 8+ hours on Spirit Airlines for such a sexy experience?

You guys are just a bunch of prudes.
Seems like a formula for lifetime impotency based off even the memory of such a place.
 
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Boy I sure hope the resident Creative Writing major will come out swinging to tell Dax how wrong he is. That's not a metaphor buddy, didn't you write a book? You should know that metaphors, like similies, require things to be compared. Do you know what fucking up similies/metaphors is a sign of?

Hint: MENSA wouldn't accept someone who fucks something so simple up.
 
My BRAND. Is. Shitposting. AND. Having. Fun.

Maybe. YOU. Should. Try. Having. Fun. Incel faggot.

DO NOT. TELL. ME. WHAT. TO. DO.
I feel like we need to generate an AI prompt that does the Nick Rekieta down talking thing. Like feed it him doing the “I. AM. VERY. SERIOUS. I. DO. NOT. WANT. TO. BE. SERIOUS. I. WANT. POZ. LOADS. IN. MY. POZ. HOLE.”

It’s just too funny not to. I know that Bernie guy is doing AI Nick videos, but I feel like it be pretty easy to make an AI that does that halted, hostile speaking.
 
Sorry but I don't consider hanging out with my e-fwends busting my ass, the most I'm willing to concede is that he was neglecting his sleep something fierce, but so do 20 year olds who are party-harding all around.

Bullshit. He sat in his basement, drank, shot the shit with his friends and watched TV all day. That ain't working.
Just trying to listen to those streams in their entirety took conscious effort and I was able to do that while doing whatever I needed/wanted to be doing those days, and that was with being able to pause/1.5-2x them as needed. I don't think I would have been able to do it if I had to just sit there and do it in real time. Yes, there were fun/exciting portions, but most days there were hours and hours of boring bullshit and for the most part they weren't talking over that beyond bits of relevant commentary during quiet moments. They weren't just hanging out and shooting the shit. Being 'on' like that for 8-12 hours a day for weeks on end isn't something I think I'd be able to do. Maybe with a modafinil script and tens of thousands of dollars rolling in I could make it work but without those I just can't imagine doing it

Also, I'm sure it's something that you can get better at, but if I spend a few hours speaking one day I tend to partially lose my voice for part of the next day, and even just an hour of speaking is usually enough to leave me with a sore throat (not to be confused with just casually talking, by 'speaking' I mean making a conscious effort to slightly raise my voice and project)

Nobody held a gun to his head and made him do the night show when he was doing trials.
No, but he did some, maybe most, of them anyway

He did them because he wanted to. To escape his kids and pill head wife.
Those are still a part of his life but he doesn't do them now. He barely does the night show from the sounds of it. Obviously that wasn't the only thing pushing him to do them
 
Bullshit. He sat in his basement, drank, shot the shit with his friends and watched TV all day. That ain't working. Nobody held a gun to his head and made him do the night show when he was doing trials. He did them because he wanted to. To escape his kids and pill head wife.
That ain't working
That's the way you do it
Money for nothing and
Wine moms for free
 
Even with the long run time it didn't help with rumble rants, YT still beat it by over double at $290. For being almost 3h on YT that actually seems a bit low. Muted messages were a dude spamming rumble links. The amount of users chatting in the chat did spike as it's usually around 400.
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Peak Viewers: 8192
Peaked time: 2023-11-15 02:25:46.613592516 -0600 CST m=+22300.978711038
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Chat Messages: 6646 ( 511 unique users )
Muted: 2
Deleted: 0
Unknown: 1
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Bullshit. He sat in his basement, drank, shot the shit with his friends and watched TV all day. That ain't working. Nobody held a gun to his head and made him do the night show when he was doing trials. He did them because he wanted to. To escape his kids and pill head wife.
I don't want to nose guard here, but I feel like I need to. I think Nick once brought this up, maybe on a stream or a locals stream, but streaming is actually pretty exhausting. I did content creation before, under different names, and you have to be constantly "on." You have to constantly be aware that you have to be interacting, in some manner, with guests, the content your commenting on, watching chat, on top of potential interactions you're having behind the scenes that are happening while your on camera, and if Nick was an actual professional, also keeping notes on the side (similar to what Destiny does). Nick admittingly does the bare minimum, but that still takes effort.

Now, with a three hour stream, it's not as exhaustive (which is where my nose guarding ends), but doing it for 12 hours a day, for weeks at a time for the trail streams, sounds like a nightmare to me and I definitely empathize with that.
 
Hey @Peace Through Power, there's a job opportunity if you're interested:

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I know what this guy's talking about, and was around when it happened, but damned if I can remember what show it was from.

Basically, the short version is that "Daddy no" was a stupid meme related to Tonkasaw back in 2019. At some point, Nick soberly announced on one of his shows he wasn't gonna use it anymore because he a read an unrelated news story about how somebody (either a daughter or mother, can't remember which) was murdered IRL by a father/husband, and the daughter said those exact words when it happened.

Point being that there was once a time Nick used to think humor that even reminds people of bad things happening to children was out of line.

How times have changed.
 
After the trials he burned out, started hating streams and would come up with various excuses to have less stream days. And now he even ends streams about 3 to 4 hours in very close to when he starts saying he should stop cause of kids but we know he always BSes. Dude cannot wait to clock out. There is no proof that the kids needs all that driving.bHe hates ALL his audience now.
I don't understand why he doesn't cut his streams to 3 times a week... like a Monday, Wednesday, Friday kind of thing. Streaming every night clearly is too much work for him, and the lazy ass can't find good enough legal shit to cover every night anyway. Streaming 3 nights a week would actually have his audience waiting for his shows again, and he would have a day to prep for his shows. (Prep for his shows... who am I kidding?!)

Last night was so cringeworthy. Sitting there literally saying, "Welp! What do we talk about? I'll send the links out!" Vices declined... Mindset didn't respond... Who knows who else he sent the show link to. He should have just ended the fucking stream or made it a call in show.

Wasn't Megan and Barnes supposed to be on last night?

So what do we think are the odds that Rumble will drop Nick after their contract is up? He isn't exactly bringing in big numbers.
Isn't Nick's upcoming trip to Florida for Rumble contract discussions? Wasn't it this time last year he was talking about his upcoming contract talks and signed in January?

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Basically, the short version is that "Daddy no" was a stupid meme related to Tonkasaw back in 2019. At some point, Nick soberly announced on one of his shows he wasn't gonna use it anymore because he a read an unrelated news story about how somebody (either a daughter or mother, can't remember which) was murdered IRL by a father/father, and the daughter said those exact words when it happened.
Yeah... it was from the Chris Watts murders. He murdered his one daughter... and then when he went to go murder the second, she said "Daddy no!"

So fucking fucked up. If you don't remember, he was the guy in Colorado who killed his pregnant wife and 2 daughters because he was having an affair. Here's the doc on it if anyone likes watching documentaries.
 
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