Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Marvin]

I'm gonna say that Pat is worse at standup than Tom Myers.

Oh lol I went to see Tom Myers do standup irl the other night. He was middling.

 

[Dr. Kinder]

As a Bobposter, Bob would 100% fuck a chick wearing a princess Peach outfit. In a Mario suit.
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Were rats are disgusting. But not as horrifying as this BBW Mario cosplay gone wrong, gone sexual.

I've never before noticed just how truly, uncomfortably small his little fists are. Is this proportional? Is he 5 foot two?

 

[HarveyMCR]

Lmao

 

[WelperHelper99]

I've never before noticed just how truly, uncomfortably small his little fists are. Is this proportional? Is he 5 foot two?

No. He's over 6 foot

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Can we change their actions during this reincarnation and try to improve their lot in life? And do we have the knowledge of our previous life?

You can change, but it is very very hard for you to do so. You have only the barest memory that things don't have to be they way they are

it's not even close. pat is fat but he's still very far away from the blobs level of depravity

Bob hasn't lost a lolsuits and while he lives at home, hes not subsidized by inlaws that hate him.

 

[An automatic clown]

Still trying to claim he needed a police escort to protect Dan and BDA from him
Pure cope and lunacy, agreeing with everything else but then correcTing the recorD with "half marathon"


Desperately trying to go viral again with an unoriginal joke:

You've never even held your own baby.
Nice ratio, stupid

 

[John Andrews Stan]

while you are reincarnating as a human, you have to choose to either be Robert 'MovieBob' Chapman, or Patrick 'Fat' Tomlinson

I frequented MovieBob’s thread until I discovered Pat. There’s simply no comparison: Bob is an emotionally stunted loser and asshole with retarded politics, but Pat is all of those things plus a genuine mental defective. Sure, Bob should be in therapy but there’s not enough therapy to help Pat, who should be in inpatient psychiatric treatment for life.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

You get to try to improve things but you're still undeniably them and a lolcow to some extent. You can only through great tests of mental strength resist the urge to post utter nonsense and make pepperoni/mountain dew chicken.

Pat has all the ingredients necessary to live a decent life, the thing stopping him is the fact that he is Pat. Any other person could turn that life around in a year.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Desperately trying to go viral again with an unoriginal joke:
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You've never even held your own baby.
Nice ratio, stupid

Since only in death can your faith be judged this appears to be a threat by that baby. You grab the baby and open his parachute since he likely sabotaged yours.

 

[keytar]

A thought experiment for you all. You have died, and for your sins you are to be reincarnated instead of escaping the cycle of death and rebirth. However, your sins were relatively minor, but gross, so while you are reincarnating as a human, you have to choose to either be Robert 'MovieBob' Chapman, or Patrick 'Fat' Tomlinson. Do you pick the more financially successful one, or the one that has known the touch of at least two women?

At what point in their life do we have to become them? If this was pre Norm/11 I would be Pat no question, but 5 years later he is a buck broken paranoid mess and I'd rather be a fat basement-dwelling loser like MovieBlob than be constantly looking over my shoulder for Robert Prongay and only able to find solace in drink.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

As always Pat is fighting his best friend Boomia and claiming he could turn him into a pretzel.

But the interesting part is Boomia uploaded a partial pic of himself, and if it is really him, oh boy.

Spoiler: Battle of Titans

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

The virgin movieblob vs the chad fatpig.

Maybe this is where Fatrick gets that completely misplaced overconfidence. He's compared to other lolcows and he is a gigachad compared to someone like movieblob or cwc. He's known the touch of a woman and it's given him Tyrone's herpes. That's better than rolling his gunt up and rubbing his pecker to the nostalgia chick. Fatrick is someone who could live a nonlolcow normie lifestyle if he just logged off and got some consoling. Granted he's not fit for anything more complex than bagging groceries but I don't think he's nearly as far gone as blobert. My rambling point being, Fatrick could be a normie if he would just shut the fuck up, unlike most cows.

 

[RussianParasite]

pat has his own house (with a garden where he fatly builds his fence the wrong way) and a second, better wife
bob is a 50 year old incel living in his mothers basement

I agree with this. It may be a fart shack located next to roving bands of niggers, but it is at least HIS (mother-in-law’s) fart shack located next to roving bands of niggers.

 

[Maude Snew]

Granted he's not fit for anything more complex than bagging groceries but I don't think he's nearly as far gone as blobert.

Reminder that he did have a retail job he walked out on after half a shift because he claims it was beneath him. And he bragged about it as if that was something to be proud of.

 

[RussianParasite]

My rambling point being, Fatrick could be a normie if he would just shut the fuck up, unlike most cows.

He could be a normie in a Midwestern goober kind of way. He still would have his cringy humor, juvenile fashion sense, and faggoty mannerisms. Embarrassing to be around but at least isn’t calling Norm’s wrath down from the sky to strike him and his family time and time again.

 

[A.P. Hill]

There is no way this fat fuck did any meaningful amount of aikido, kendo, or whatever the fuck. Find a picture of fatrick sitting seiza, which is a requirement for Japanese martial arts. If he could, he'd be bragging about it all the time.

I've seen people as rotund as Fat in kendo class. They never last more than three weeks. The second Fat tries a serious fumikomi his Achilles is getting turned into pulled pork.

 

[An automatic clown]

Pat having a normal one today by reply to stlalkers from *checks notes* SEVEN days ago

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Pat having a normal one today by reply to stlalkers from *checks notes* SEVEN days ago
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Seems like he has sobered up enough to check his mentions for the past month

 

[Spunt]

Pat has all the ingredients necessary to live a decent life, the thing stopping him is the fact that he is Pat. Any other person could turn that life around in a year.

Yeah this is it. Pat's mess is fixable, he has a wife (with rich parents), a car, a motorbike and a house. You can construct a good life out of that if you are literally anyone other than Pat. All he has to do is stop posting on Xitter, quit drinking and finish a book in less than 4 years. MovieBob's life and body are both beyond repair. He's older than Pat, he has no assets and he's much more widely known and despised than Pat. If I woke up in MovieBob's body tomorrow I'd neck myself within about 48 hours, maybe less. If I woke up in Pat's body I'd have his life half-way back to normality and happiness by sunset, as would just about anyone else.

All Pat has to do, all Pat has ever had to do, was just stop behaving like Pat for a month. He has more going for him than 90% of people. Not everyone owns their own house, has a wife and has rich in-laws. But because he's Pat, and can't stop being Pat even for a second, he's managed to turn that promising situation into an unmitigated, avoidable catastrophe.

 

[DumbDude43]

All he has to do is stop posting on Xitter, quit drinking and finish a book in less than 4 years.

or, even better, stop chasing the stupid "famous scifi author" pipedream and get a real job. with how much monetary support his wifes family has already given him, i'm pretty sure they'd gladly hook him up with a nepotism position where he just has to reliably show up on time to take home a salary. nothing prestigious, and not a particularly big paycheck, but pretty much anything beats the $0 income he gets from being an """author"""