Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[SpookyObserver]

Take a look at how many troons want to be girls or boys, rather than women or men. They really do want to trans their way back into childhood as a way to avoid their problems. No pesky adult responsibilities, just feeling cute, playing, and occasionally playing with your girldick. Telling them no is like giving a shot of Narcan to an addict, and they really do not like having their dissociative high taken away.

Before I peaked and would be more open about who I interacted with, I noticed a lot of trans identified men (because honestly I never talked to TiF, just never met them) would do the whole anime girl thing. They'd larp being useless, airheaded, stunted, quirky, misunderstood girls. But it was like tweens tier, extremely overexaggerated like they wanted to be a collection of quirky webcomics they read online and that was their window into womanhood. How they think of women is insane.

His spouse no doubt:
He has the fucking audacity to complain about his partner expressing their own needs.
I guess my trannydom = perfectly absolute self-centeredness hypothesis is proven.

Sadly, this is a rising self centeredness I have seen in just about all groups. Trannies just are one of the worst because they validate each other hating everyone else and defending their own scummy leeches.

 

[AnthonyLoggerhead]

You know what the worst thing about pooners is? Most of them would be the perfect tomboys, but they had to go chasing the transition dragon and ended up ruining their mental & physical health. In Audrey’s case, she ended up ruining 6 innocent lives too

 

[SpookyObserver]

perfect tomboys? They are gay fetishists and are mentally ill.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Why do they want to larp as a male for objectively worse sex...?

That flavour of pooner is all virgins brainrotted by yaoi who don’t know any better. Other pooners are lesbians seeking an upgrade to their strap-on, or idiots who think their male partners will be gay for them because their love is so so special. Any categories I’ve missed?

 

[The Noticer]

That flavour of pooner is all virgins brainrotted by yaoi who don’t know any better. Other pooners are lesbians seeking an upgrade to their strap-on, or idiots who think their male partners will be gay for them because their love is so so special. Any categories I’ve missed?

There's also the genuinely self destructive ones who just want to fuck themselves up as badly as possible as some kind of advanced self harm

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Autistic women. Autism has a hyper masculising effect on personality in both males and females. Pair that with the black and white thinking and you've got your classic tomboy turned pooner. Your classic pooner if you will.

You can add sexual disorders to unlock classic pooner yaoi edition.

Speaking of sexual disorder you've also got the interfered with too young pooner looking to escape any and every form of sexualisation, but these are sad, sorry cases.

I think there's also an element of becoming the dad they never had with some poons, it's not all that far off from the men that 'become' the girlfriend they never had and always wanted.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

this is an elementary school

Of course she works around young children. She’s in for a hell of a ride as the little brilliant voices constantly berate her and remind her she is, and always will be, a woman. At least she’s working?? We’ve seen enough who live in their car and rot while they beg for surgeries. Definitely see her rage quitting though and crying transphobia, or she gets fired for grooming the kids to play along with her bullshit and parents complain

Go ahead then, lop your d**k off and call yourself a woman.”

I mean, isn’t this what he wants to hear? They agreed and affirmed your intentions

“I don’t believe you’re suicidal.”

This to me says he suicide baited. I’m a cunt and would tell my spouse to go and do it if he pulled this card after deciding to Troon out. Save me divorcing his spineless ass, and will forever be remembered by his own name instead of whatever pornanime name he chose like Candy-Athena idk

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

Yeah I don’t think I need to explain why this post stuck out to me. Meet KC/Casey Clark. He’s a (probably) unemployed single dad from Seattle. Archive of reddit profile

Spoiler: Power-leveling (him, not me)

Awe yay, it’s nice to know people like my posts I was posting a lot when I was homeless. I was way busier than I am now. We’re in section 8 housing and ssi cause my son has cerebral palsy so the many appointments make it impossible to work. But I have my consults in 6 months and than hopefully surgery soon after and I want to have a close friend I can go with.

Going to the profile, e-begging is one of the first things you’ll see.

That poor kid.

Spoiler: Text and Links

I am a single FT transitioning mom to a 4 year old with cerebral palsy, currently on HRT and I plan to go all the way. It'll be a long process but well worth it and I already have consults scheduled

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https://paypal.me/kclark9191

https://open.spotify.com/user/316gaknopylxpshhim7y4hoz2g6a?si=BG5Ig1JdT3m5JqWHOS48vA

https://cash.app/$cece199l

https://venmo.com/KcClark91

More begging:

I’m so broke, I hate not working. Please help! I just got a $40 parking ticket while my son and I were at a children’s museum

Cry-posting: (the SHOULDERS my word)

He also seems to think he’s really skinny, he mentions his weight a number of times.

As a future contender for the SRS horrors thread, he’s getting his dick chopped in about 6 months:


Among other things:

Aw thank you! I’m getting a BA because I have a pigeon chest and I have to wear adhesive bras to make that cleavage. And than I want ffs because I have a large Adam’s apple, receding hairline, I personally want a nose job, and whatever else the surgeon recommends. And than I’m getting colonvaginoplasty. Eventually I want a bbl but that’ll come later. I’m on state medical in Washington so I don’t have to pay for bottom surgery, top, voice, and face. So I’ll just do a bbl when I can afford it. And I’m doing this for myself. Everyone says I don’t need it but I’m personally struggling with these things.

Seems like one to keep an eye on.

 

[stupid frog]

/sneed

lmao I didn't know this was word filtered. Nice.

 

[Positron]

I remember reading someone debunking those "trannies have brains of their desired sex" studies.

fMRI study shows that the transsexual brain resembles neither the male nor the female brain. In other words, transsexuals have diseased brains.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

To think I used to feel sorry for TIFs as traumatized, confused girls. They’re almost as bad as the troons.

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Not gonna lie, tranny parents are where the laughter stops for me and turns into seething hatred. Fucking hell, this website, reading this legit made me upset. As a parent, your first and foremost obligation is to your child. Your and everyone else's needs are, at best, secondary to that. Parenting is the most sacred duty of all and reading 'I'm not going to let a fucking 6yr old tell me how to live my life' genuinely fills me with righteous fury. Bitch, that's not how any of this works. Children owe nothing to their parents, but parents owe everything to their children. You brought him into this world, your life should be wholly dedicated to him. You get to 'live your life' when he doesn't need his mother and even then you best be ready to drop everything so you can rush to his side.

It's amazing how thoroughly the family, gender roles and emotional maturity got undermined. This pooner needed to take a brake from a conversation with a single digit age child because muh mentulz. Fucking pathetic. The kid doesn't have the progressive framework installed in his brain, thus can't comprehend his mother's newspeak bullshit and the fucking adult has to shut down the 'convo' to look for help on bloody reddit of all places. Kid's autistic to boot, so he is even less capable of comprehending this bullshit than a regular child. Obviously no mention of the father, so single motherhood claims another victim. I'm a terrible catholic on my best days, but I'm praying for you little autist, may the Lord deliver you from evil.

 

[JULAY]

I think its less to do with Titanium deficiency and more like and over abundance of Lead.

I would have said an under abundance of lead, but either way...

 

[Hassou Tobi]

semi-decent looking Tom boy girl sets herself up for a life of T poisoning and mockery and rejection by gay men and society writ large. Don’t understand why they do this to themselves.

Feminine Gayden has a meltdown over a post in a gay sub by a man complaining about being tricked by a TiF. Realizes that she'll never be seen as a man by gay men.
Link | Archive

Spoiler: I had a meltdown last night over internal issues regarding being trans

I saw a post on another sub about how a guy claimed he was tricked into being with a trans man on a date and kept putting quotation marks on ‘he’ and ‘man’. He was upset that was called transphobic for it. It sent me spiraling into my own thoughts and self deprecation.

Thoughts of how I’ll never be seen as the same by cis men. How badly I want to be a part of gay spaces without feeling like an outsider and that I don’t belong. That no one would actually like or love me because I’ll always be the exception and that I’m somehow hurting the one I’m with by depriving him of being with a real man.

I hated that I felt jealous of cis men even those that dress as feminine as possible because they are still seen as men. Even though I’ve done most of my medical transition and haven’t been misgendered in over a year, I still feel like people are only doing it to be nice and I’m the exception to the pronoun rule like I was in high school. Built up tension over being trans was undone by just one post. And it didn’t matter that there were comments saying he was wrong because it all felt performative and fake.

Graphic warning-

It felt like there was a hollowness in my groin area like a void slowly eating me away and filling my insides with spikes. I was pretending to stab my groin and tips of my fingers because it’s too feminine and small.

Dysphoria and self image issues suck.

u/Thunderingthought gets it
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[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Take a look at how many troons want to be girls or boys, rather than women or men. They really do want to trans their way back into childhood as a way to avoid their problems. No pesky adult responsibilities, just feeling cute, playing, and occasionally playing with your girldick. Telling them no is like giving a shot of Narcan to an addict, and they really do not like having their dissociative high taken away.

That's a good point, even troons who aren't specifically "littles" often dress way below their age, call themselves girls or boys, and act completely allergic to work and responsibility. In many online TQ+ spaces, to be trans or queer is inherently "cute" and therefore childlike even if they're 30+. Troonism as a trend in the past couple decades is pretty clearly linked to the general society-wide trend toward delayed adulthood. Hell in many cases it's not just delayed but refused entirely. This also intersects with the capitalist aspect of the trans phenomenon, namely that these perpetual children are huge consoomers of plastic crap, formulaic propaganda media, etc. in addition to being lifelong medical/pharmaceutical patients for the trans ones.

 

[“Half-Cock” Jack Shaftoe]

BBL means Brazilian Butt Lift
Fat from other regions of the body is used to fill out the buttocks.
So troons can round out their flat-as-fuck man asses.

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

Some of them are strong manly men and can even open ketchup bottles though

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Wouldn't a seal under the lid imply it was a plastic ketchup bottle? One that is easy to open? One that has a little seal that is arguably easier to get with long nails?

 

[PetiteFeet]

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ahaha look at her stance with the purse. That hip sway. She can't help but pose like a woman, nevermind the outfit and accessory. Of course you'll never feel like you belong in gay spaces, because you don't. You're a straight woman pursuing homosexual men.
These bitches are so laughable.

 

[monstrous bubo]

BBL means Brazilian Butt Lift
Fat from other regions of the body is used to fill out the buttocks.
So troons can round out their flat-as-fuck man asses.

It’s also pretty dangerous compared to other cosmetic surgeries - fat can get into blood vessels and then arteries, and then game over. Also you can get necrosis in the transferred fat, so even if you survive sepsis you will have a disfigured arse and presumably less optimal sitting.

Thread tax: ageing twink loses looks, needs to know magic is real

Spoiler: text

Feeling down, tell me it gets better?​

Quick synopsis:

AMAB but have known I was supposed to be a girl, since I was very little, but my egg only cracked about six years ago, took me that long to come out to my wife and start hormone therapy. Been on E only 2.5 months.

I’ve been out in public as myself here and there with the impression that sometimes I pass, and sometimes I don’t. Was generally feeling pretty good about things until tonight.

I used some of those face recognition apps, and they all identified me as a fat old balding man. When I was younger, I looked very young for my age very feminine, but as I get older, I guess have lost some of that or most of it. One of the apps put me at 10 years older than my actual age.

Please tell me hormones make a difference, I’m not going to permanently socially transition until the hormones do make a difference and I guess if they don’t, I won’t fully transition ever, but I’d like to have some hope that they may be the magical thing I’ve been waiting for. Can anyone cheer me up?

link | archive

 

[DrNow]

When I was younger, I looked very young for my age very feminine, but as I get older, I guess have lost some of that or most of it.

Isn’t that what they call ‘twink death’ only this is a straight guy suffering it?

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

Why do they always do the “I was feminine since I was five…”

Just admit you started watching sissy hypno during Covid and it cracked your egg.

They were either molested or are stuck in a memory of thinking barbie was hot at 5.