The Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame - Reading warning labels are for chumps.

[Ogre Magi]

Looks like you'd have vingle all over you

That's a terrible fate. I'm not going to post it, but pretend I posted that image that totally isn't Vingle at the end of this post.

<Insert picture of totally not Vingle in the men's locker room here>

 

[Ewan McGregor]

That's a terrible fate. I'm not going to post it, but pretend I posted that image that totally isn't Vingle at the end of this post.

<Insert picture of totally not Vingle in the men's locker room here>

Gutofdoom.jpeg

 

[Kalsarikännit]

I just stole my username from some fag on another site and misspelled it accidentally. Would recommend the same to all lurkers. Tanking the signal-to-noise ratio of the Internet is our God-given imperative at this point.

I did this on purpose with Kalsarikännit because I figured the name was already taken and was too lazy to check.

 

[SwanSwanson]

I'm not sure how helpful this thread is. Everyone has the plausible deniability of saying "nuh uh! That account on that porn site watching octuple amputee spider porn isn't me! He just has the same username!" and that would be a perfectly valid denial. You might be able to troll someone by making an account and copying their vernacular then posting it here.

 

[AGP]

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Everyone has the plausible deniability of saying "nuh uh! That account on that porn site watching octuple amputee spider porn isn't me! He just has the same username!" and that would be a perfectly valid denial.

It's totally true, though.

 

[Breadbassket]

All I get for mine is a bunch of bakery websites.

 

[A Bit Concerning]

I'm not sure how helpful this thread is. Everyone has the plausible deniability of saying "nuh uh! That account on that porn site watching octuple amputee spider porn isn't me! He just has the same username!" and that would be a perfectly valid denial. You might be able to troll someone by making an account and copying their vernacular then posting it here.

There’s also the general expedition that people here here the (very important) warning label about not using the same name you use for literally everything else

 

[Niggergante]

>Be me
>Look up old username
>Find YouTube account from before it was googled
>No longer have access to channel
>See childhood cringe and me a young kid
The horror! My 11 year old self didn't know opsec!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I'm not sure how helpful this thread is.

It's mainly so we can laugh at Kiwis who have poor opsec.

On an entirely unrelated and purely coincidental note, I have some accounts I need to delete.

 

[Niggergante]

I'm not sure how helpful this thread is. Everyone has the plausible deniability of saying "nuh uh! That account on that porn site watching octuple amputee spider porn isn't me! He just has the same username!" and that would be a perfectly valid denial. You might be able to troll someone by making an account and copying their vernacular then posting it here.

>He doesn't watch octuple amputee spider porn
Smdh

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

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Woah, who's the faggot in the second link? I wouldn't wanna be his friend.

>Be me
>Look up old username
>Find YouTube account from before it was googled
>No longer have access to channel
>See childhood cringe and me a young kid
The horror! My 11 year old self didn't know opsec!

This just gave me PTSD flashbacks of the YouTube videos I did in high school. I would play Minecraft and Hitman terribly.

 

[Vect]

This just gave me PTSD flashbacks of the YouTube videos I did in high school. I would play Minecraft and Hitman terribly.

Only? I did a skit about a gameshow where people compete to commit suicide, back when 'commit die' was peak comedy.

 

[Odd Opossum]

I saw some guy on YouTube posting copypastas in a comment section, looked at his channel and he's put all of his accounts in his channel description.
@Deus Ex Machina

Nothing interesting about his posts, just thought it was wild to link your Kiwi Farms account to anything public.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Nothing interesting about his posts, just thought it was wild to link your Kiwi Farms account to anything public.

Why? Bluntly, we live in such a sick world that it hardly matters. What's the worst that realistically happens? There's this one guy who has a weekly podcast or whatever, and it seems to be fairly successful despite being linked to his Kiwi Farms account.

 

[Fukase]

Thankfully I never used this name anywhere else and it's from such a popular game it's likely been used by others on other sites.

However, thanks to my autistic 15 year old self who made this account and promptly abandoned it for 7 years, I bear the stigma of having an undertale username which is arguably worse than being exposed looking at furry poop vore inflation.

 

[Odd Opossum]

What's the worst that realistically happens?

It's just weird to link your troll forum account to anything.

There's this one guy who has a weekly podcast or whatever, and it seems to be fairly successful despite being linked to his Kiwi Farms account.

Are you talking about Null?

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

It's just weird to link your troll forum account to anything.

I'd rather be known to have an account here than fucking Twitter or Facebook, both of which I lack.

Are you talking about Null?

Yes, obviously.

 

[Odd Opossum]

I'd rather be known to have an account here than fucking Twitter or Facebook, both of which I lack.

You do you.

Yes, obviously.

Null is the worst option you could have picked lmao, he has no life outside of keeping this place running.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

Null is the worst option you could have picked lmao, he has no life outside of keeping this place running.

Rumour has it that he is an accomplished gardener and that he often gives free veggies to the local gyppos with a big, fat, wide smile