Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 272 96.1%

  • Total voters
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Vito has hated him ever since they did a debate panel together on "non-offending pedophiles" and HeelvsBabyface destroyed him so thoroughly that Vito takes any and every opportunity to try to dunk on him now. Az called him out more viciously and decisively than than the other panelists (who weren't going soft by any means, but he really laid into Vito).
Well damn, a rare but welcome HeelvsBabyface win. I'm pleasantly surprised.
 
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What exactly is his work that he should be judged by?
Being a pop-culture commentator who heckin loves to talk about next big good company product but also about small bad company product.
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Pretty scummy of the creator of this comic book to take these bands' music and edit it into a Twitter video claiming it's part of the "complete soundtrack" for their comic. Are Matador Records, the rights owners to the Habit EP from Snail Mail, aware that their music is being used as promotional materials for this product? As a consumer, you'd see this "soundtrack" tweet from Vito with such an official looking Twitter video claiming they have this song on a Superkiller soundtrack and you could reasonably believe Snail Mail or Matador are endorsing this comic book or otherwise have licensed out their music to it. That's not even considering the other songs on the Spotify playlist.
 
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Pretty scummy of the creator of this comic book to take these bands' music and edit it into a Twitter video claiming it's part of the "complete soundtrack" for their comic. Are Matador Records, the rights owners to the Habit EP from Snail Mail, aware that their music is being used as promotional materials for this product? As a consumer, you'd see this "soundtrack" tweet from Vito with such an official looking Twitter video claiming they have this song on a Superkiller soundtrack and you could reasonably believe Snail Mail or Matador are endorsing this comic book or otherwise have licensed out their music to it. That's not even considering the other songs on the Spotify playlist.
Man acts like putting a Spotify playlist together is some kind of grand accomplishment.
 
What the fuck is this faggotry? Who the fuck makes a "soundtrack" for a comic book? Do you really expect readers to sit there and play the songs at the right moment, or is it a fucking general feel?
It’s been done before, but you typically wait until comic actually, you know, exists.
 
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Pretty scummy of the creator of this comic book to take these bands' music and edit it into a Twitter video claiming it's part of the "complete soundtrack" for their comic. Are Matador Records, the rights owners to the Habit EP from Snail Mail, aware that their music is being used as promotional materials for this product? As a consumer, you'd see this "soundtrack" tweet from Vito with such an official looking Twitter video claiming they have this song on a Superkiller soundtrack and you could reasonably believe Snail Mail or Matador are endorsing this comic book or otherwise have licensed out their music to it. That's not even considering the other songs on the Spotify playlist.
Don't forget that this is the same person who thought that putting together a shitty photoshopped image for a television pitch meant that he put in the most work.
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He honestly believed that this Reaction YouTuber-esque Photoshop Job would impress Hollywood Producers. He was quick to concede that it wasn't needed when Dick and the other cohosts in the room pressed him but it still raises the question of why he wasted time putting together something that added nothing to the pitch, and why he believes that the effort wasted in creating it meant that he carried the project.
 
Don't forget that this is the same person who thought that putting together a shitty photoshopped image for a television pitch meant that he put in the most work.
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He honestly believed that this Reaction YouTuber-esque Photoshop Job would impress Hollywood Producers. He was quick to concede that it wasn't needed when Dick and the other cohosts in the room pressed him but it still raises the question of why he wasted time putting together something that added nothing to the pitch, and why he believes that the effort wasted in creating it meant that he carried the project.
You know, that image of all of them says a lot. Vito’s in the background of his camer, half-hidden by his mic, while everyone else is in fully view and their mic not in front of their face.
 
Are Matador Records, the rights owners to the Habit EP from Snail Mail, aware that their music is being used as promotional materials for this product?
I'm not sure, but I hope they will be aware that a self-professed pedophile is using their name to promote his as-yet-nonexistent product and defrauding people by creating the implication that his nonexistent product is somehow associated with their brand.
 
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Pretty scummy of the creator of this comic book to take these bands' music and edit it into a Twitter video claiming it's part of the "complete soundtrack" for their comic. Are Matador Records, the rights owners to the Habit EP from Snail Mail, aware that their music is being used as promotional materials for this product? As a consumer, you'd see this "soundtrack" tweet from Vito with such an official looking Twitter video claiming they have this song on a Superkiller soundtrack and you could reasonably believe Snail Mail or Matador are endorsing this comic book or otherwise have licensed out their music to it. That's not even considering the other songs on the Spotify playlist.
So, the book is delayed, but he's got plushies, stickers, lunch boxes, and now an official OST.

Again, contrast Isom, the book having been completed before the crowdfunding campaign started.
 
What the fuck is this faggotry? Who the fuck makes a "soundtrack" for a comic book? Do you really expect readers to sit there and play the songs at the right moment, or is it a fucking general feel?
Marvel and DC did this using cassette tapes in my time. Currently some board games utilize it as well. (fun fact: even the new Star Wars trilogy had a CD that had the narration done by the actors, sound effects and all. pretty awesome)

It’s been done before, but you typically wait until comic actually, you know, exists.
THIS
 
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Marvel and DC did this using cassette tapes in my time. Currently some board games utilize it as well. (fun fact: even the new Star Wars trilogy had a CD that had the narration done by the actors, sound effects and all. pretty awesome)


THIS
Maybe I just don't get it because I'm too autistic.
 
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Vito continued promoting the Rippaverse and Eric July by going on this nobody's Youtube livestream (and somehow still getting more views than Vito's Twitch streams). Nowhere in the video title, description, or comments does it contain any references or links to Vito's own comic book project.
 
What the fuck is this faggotry? Who the fuck makes a "soundtrack" for a comic book? Do you really expect readers to sit there and play the songs at the right moment, or is it a fucking general feel?
The only comic I remember doing something like this was SCUD: The Disposable Assassin. It was a suggested soundtrack that added to the atmosphere, but I'm not sure if this is even popular nowadays.
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Vito continued promoting the Rippaverse and Eric July by going on this nobody's Youtube livestream (and somehow still getting more views than Vito's Twitch streams). Nowhere in the video title, description, or comments does it contain any references or links to Vito's own comic book project.

Nitpicking, baseless criticism, and comments full of faggots spamming rabbit emojis.
Hey Chris: no one cares how much you hate Eric. Your inviting yourself on every podcast just to pretend you're some comic expert is extremely pathetic. Please die.
 

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Vito continued promoting the Rippaverse and Eric July by going on this nobody's Youtube livestream (and somehow still getting more views than Vito's Twitch streams). Nowhere in the video title, description, or comments does it contain any references or links to Vito's own comic book project.
Meanwhile, Eric’s made $960K so far on his third comic book, set to have 3 million dollar comic books in a row.

But clearly he should be following Vito’s “advice” about making a comic, since his is constantly being delayed and isn’t even finished yet.
 
The only comic I remember doing something like this was SCUD: The Disposable Assassin. It was a suggested soundtrack that added to the atmosphere, but I'm not sure if this is even popular nowadays.
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This motherfucker mentioned S.C.U.D. ... Im happy to hear this and to be a part of this fucked up community.
 
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Vito has officially blamed all the other artists working on Superkiller for its inability to launch on time. The Indiegogo campaign back in May of this year already had an artist onboard with the project named Keder Lebeau who was aware of its budget, aware of its funding, aware of its deadlines, and according to Vito this artist isn't getting the work done. This makes no sense, especially when you consider Vito's claim he gave his artist a few extra months without alerting backers.

Vito has also completely abandoned the Indiegogo project page as backers are going days without any acknowledgments:

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