Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[densedance]

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I cannot prove this, but I swear I’ve seen him wear hats and shirts with these designs and catchphrases before. I didn’t put Jack Scalfani’s swiss cheese brain to high standards or anything. Somehow I’m still disappointed. I guess I was hoping he’d come up with FUCKING SOMETHING.

I don’t think worshipping God via plagiarism will win him any brownie points with the guy.

The Jesus > "the world" is a design he's had before on a hat. But I don't think he designed that because it was never advertised on his store meaning he's not only a bad cook, narcissist, boiling vat of anger and hog fat but also a thief.

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Rob once again for the win.

And just seeing him make the burger from the trimmings I said to myself, "that's going to be a good burger".

 

[TheMovieGuy]

Pretty much just him recapping a boat tour and some scattered pictures of the coastline and some green slop he ate. Best part is the picture he took of an elderly couple that they 100% don't know he took.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Jack being told they can't stop at Arby's on the way back to the hotel.

 

[Tiresome]

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Jack being told they can't stop at Arby's on the way back to the hotel.

Ahh, I'm gonna miss Angy Flat Face when the wendigo has fled and our favorite lardball is in the ground.

 

[Neko GF]

Pretty much just him recapping a boat tour and some scattered pictures of the coastline and some green slop he ate. Best part is the picture he took of an elderly couple that they 100% don't know he took.

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[Free the Pedos]

New added merch from Jack's new clothing line.

The four letter name of God is supposed to be treated with great respect and was only uttered by the High Priest in the Temple. That's why Jesus calls God "father" instead of YHWH. It's not meant to be splattered on your shitty merch to make money.

 

[Pig Cups]

Ahh, I'm gonna miss Angy Flat Face when the wendigo has fled and our favorite lardball is in the ground.

I LOVE the angy flat flace, especially when he’s out in public and there’s the slightest, most minor inconvenience. It’s so maddeningly juvenile.


The face I’m going to miss the most, however, is that extra-punchable look of feigned surprise.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

I LOVE the angy flat flace, especially when he’s out in public and there’s the slightest, most minor inconvenience. It’s so maddeningly juvenile.
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The face I’m going to miss the most, however, is that extra-punchable look of feigned surprise.
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Something about that first pic makes me think, "What if Ian Miles Cheong was white?"

 

[SimpScoat]

Hate to beg for sauce but does anyone have it for the video/image of Jack lifting the claw above his head to prove that it's been healed? I remember hearing about it and seeing the edits but searching his channel/this thread/google for a source (and skimming the videos that did turn up) hasn't netted me anything, though I might just be retarded with my search terms.

 

[Triple Flutz]

claw

 

[Adamska]

Because he's slowly dying, and even he is starting to sense it amidst his deterioration. Knowing it's going to be soon, it's leading him to question whether he's truly going to be let into the pearly gates, despite the repeated assurances he was given by Murderchurch. Sure, he said the correct prayers, held the correct beliefs, and hated the correct reprobates...but how can *he* be certain that St. Peter isn't going to laugh, call him a lukewarm phony (Rev. 3:15-16), and press the gallows door that drops him into the lake of fire to spend eternity getting raped by Satan? This then creates a feeling of insecurity, which is causing him to scramble to "get his ducks in order" for when the inevitable kerplunk happens. Jack likely thinks that this endeavor will build his credibility with the man upstairs, and put him on more favorable footing for when the time comes.

So yeah..."Let me into heaven, Jeebus! I madeded you a hat and shirt!" is what it boils down to.

Honestly I think it's just his self-righteous cuntery in action again myself. He loves to try and flex his "faith" to feel better about himself. Either that or this is him begging for daddy-god to fix his throat so he can cram half of a sandwich or a foot long dick down it again with no problem.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

The dismal content production standards just continue to sink lower and lower. This guy uploaded video that consisted of him praising the whale watching company for having a forklift handy to load his carcass into the boat, a decent but amateurish vid of dolphins breaching and a shitty slide show of vacation pictures.

I'm thinking Jack tried to do a video review at that beachside restaurant but was not allowed to.

 

[p1138]

The dismal content production standards just continue to sink lower and lower. This guy uploaded video that consisted of him praising the whale watching company for having a forklift handy to load his carcass into the boat, a decent but amateurish vid of dolphins breaching and a shitty slide show of vacation pictures.

I'm thinking Jack tried to do a video review at that beachside restaurant but was not allowed to.

And not angy-post on FB about being told to stop filming in the restaurant? I don't know about that. Seems like something right up his alley to bitch about, unless he somehow forgot to bitch about it and even if the photos reminded him he just couldn't be bothered to care.

I was actually surprised he didn't try to make a video out of the visit to In & Out or try to explain who those random ass people were. Old family friends? I know that was supposed to be his "meet up" but does he really have fans still? Even his fellow christian weirdos I'd assumed would have walked away from his ass by now.

 

[AnOminous]

Pretty much just him recapping a boat tour and some scattered pictures of the coastline and some green slop he ate. Best part is the picture he took of an elderly couple that they 100% don't know he took.

I literally couldn't understand his mumbling gibberish for the first 30 seconds and then gave up. What a brain-damaged sped.

 

[ZipDisk]

I find it amazing that Jack's current injury mirrors TWO of his greatest sins. What he did to his son, and his never-ending gluttony.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Woof

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I was actually surprised he didn't try to make a video out of the visit to In & Out or try to explain who those random ass people were. Old family friends? I know that was supposed to be his "meet up" but does he really have fans still? Even his fellow christian weirdos I'd assumed would have walked away from his ass by now.

It doesn't matter who you are or how much of an insufferable ass you are, if you're even a minor e-celeb and that's still giving Jagoff too much credit, you will have fans. So yes people are interested in meeting him. Problem is just about all of them look like they're missing chromosomes.

This guy uploaded video that consisted of him praising the whale watching company for having a forklift handy to load his carcass into the boat, a decent but amateurish vid of dolphins breaching and a shitty slide show of vacation pictures.

That part was hilarious and sad at the same time. Meaning that there's enough people who are disabled that they got a way to bring them onto the ship.

Honestly I think it's just his self-righteous cuntery in action again myself. He loves to try and flex his "faith" to feel better about himself.

That's pretty typical for these types. It's not just about being a good person they need to prove to others that they're good. And this is done by acting more pious, or deliberately going out of their way to say they did a good deed. Or in Jagoff's case he takes one bite of a fast food burger and gives the rest to the homeless. And you know that's such a selfless thing for him to give up some of his juicy meats.

 

[Super Hans v2]

That part was hilarious and sad at the same time. Meaning that there's enough people who are disabled that they got a way to bring them onto the ship.

I wouldn't read into that too much. A boat that size would have a proper gangway, it wouldn't have been like Chantal trying to get into an oversized rowboat powered by a lawnmower engine. It's not past Jack to own the hadurs by lying having to walk up stairs.

 

[ZipDisk]

hey got a way to bring them onto the ship.

They don't really, it's a horrible game of lifting, shifting and shuffling for people who won't accept that they are too disabled to go on a boat. Very undignified, and honestly not fair for the employees forced to do it. Someone had to drag Jack's dead weight up some stairs. He definitely couldn't leave that dining room.
I checked the google maps location of the dana point whale watching tour, and while they have a carnie's attempt at a ramp, Jack had to essentially have been carried aboard.