Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Breadbear]

Can we get "shits in bags" added to the title?
@Trombonista

 

[Aunt Carol]

Not to brag, but a few years back I bought a lid that snaps on a 5-gallon bucket and turns it into a commode. Depending on whether you have more plastic bags or dry earth handy, you can then use it like a Diaper Genie or a composting toilet.

It's just the lid so I have it stored near the buckets right now, ready to make my bug-in apocalypse just a tiny bit less unpleasant.

 

[LonesomeDud]

They should just dig a latrine. Once the initial work is done, easy enough to deal with.

 

[Breadbear]

They should just dig a latrine. Once the initial work is done, easy enough to deal with.

Again, there are at least 50 different solutions to this problem that would be better than "shitting outside, in garbage bags."

Don't feel bad for Joh. This is his choice. Evey day, with every bag he shits in, he is actively choosing to stay in La Casa instead of doing literally anything else. Pitching a tent in town and washing in the public library's sink would still be a step up.

 

[glass_houses]

Again, there are at least 50 different solutions to this problem that would be better than "shitting où, in garbage bags."

Don't feel bad for Joh. This is his choice. Evey day, with every bag he shits in, he is actively choosing to stay in La Casa instead of doing literally anything else. Pitching a tent in town and washing in the public library's sink would still be a step up.

Exactly this. Joh could hitch a lift to the nearest shelter and have a bed, a meal and a shower at any time. He could suck it up and apologise to his brother in law for help with the plumbing. He could build an old fashioned dunny with a pit. He could get an old toilet seat and a sturdy bucket so he could at least have a semi comfortable way to sit while he's attending to nature. He could work hard to change his long standing behaviour patterns and establish trust and functional relationships with his inlaws, until eventually they're willing to allow him inside their homes to use their fucking bathrooms.

Joh is squatting in a dilapidated building with no running water or electricity because he has nuked all his bridges to radioactive dust and not even his wife will let him inside her house to shit on a proper loo. His personality disorder, uncontrolled compulsions, mental illnesses and drug addiction combine to make an individual so damaging and toxic that not even Polissa wants him.

 

[A-Stump]

People are saying it won't happen but I bet Polissa and Joh will get divorced. Maybe not legally but it doesn't take a genius to know her family doesn't like him, and her spending time away from him in any capacity is a good way for that mutual dependence to wear thin.

 

[Trombonista]

Can we get "shits in bags" added to the title?
@Trombonista

Done.

 

[Haram Habibi]

People are saying it won't happen but I bet Polissa and Joh will get divorced. Maybe not legally but it doesn't take a genius to know her family doesn't like him, and her spending time away from him in any capacity is a good way for that mutual dependence to wear thin.

What are the odds that Joh leaves a flaming bag on Memaw's doorstep as a "lovely parting gift"?

 

[A-Stump]

What are the odds that Joh leaves a flaming bag on Memaw's doorstep as a "lovely parting gift"?

I'm waiting for the inevitable white trash screaming match in the front lawn ending with him spending a weekend in the pokey

 

[FarmVille]

People are saying it won't happen but I bet Polissa and Joh will get divorced. Maybe not legally but it doesn't take a genius to know her family doesn't like him, and her spending time away from him in any capacity is a good way for that mutual dependence to wear thin.

They will never divorce because divorces cost money and without Polissa joh would be sleeping outside in the woods on a pile of his shit bags.

Polissa has been talking about wanting a divorce for years and calls marrying joh the biggest mistake of her life because it cost her some tugboat. If she hasn’t by now she’s not going to. Plus polissa ia the kind of woman who needs a man around to bitch at.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

They will never divorce because divorces cost money and without Polissa joh would be sleeping outside in the woods on a pile of his shit bags.

Polissa has been talking about wanting a divorce for years and calls marrying joh the biggest mistake of her life because it cost her some tugboat. If she hasn’t by now she’s not going to. Plus polissa ia the kind of woman who needs a man around to bitch at.

Joh still needs to file and then have the same attorney file for his own tugboat. At this point his diabetes is out of control. The attorney can get his mental health evaluated as well because he seriously has some stuff going on. I still feel sorry for him regardless because living with pissy obviously exasperates what's going on. Ngl I don't think I could control my outbursts either if I lived with that cunt. Him not being to hold a job would be in his favor.
He tries. He fails but he tries. How many of these other cows actually try without gritting? His wife is the one who grifts for bullshit. He is always bitter and angry about the cats. I doubt he ever wanted them but does whatever the beast wants to appease her because well... we see how she acts on her "better behavior"

He's dumb af but he tries.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

So in Polissa’s hierarchy of lives, Jo_h rates after tugboat, Mello Yello, Jimmy Dean and grifting.

WHY is this snivelling mush puppy sticking around? Because the tugboat allows him to throw tantrums at various ‘jobs’ without fearing the consequences?

 

[Angry New Ager]

People are saying it won't happen but I bet Polissa and Joh will get divorced. Maybe not legally but it doesn't take a genius to know her family doesn't like him, and her spending time away from him in any capacity is a good way for that mutual dependence to wear thin.

I'm torn. Some days, I'm surprised he hasn't just fucked off to Florida, or wherever, having decided that homelessness is a better option. I mean, really; it's what he should do.

But most of the time, I'm convinced he won't. He's stuck it out this long, as unsatisfying as his marriage to a smug, fat, lazy, selfish turd of a woman who regards him with obvious contempt (except in moments when she decides defending him makes her look better).

He's not very bright, and like a lot of dumb people he huffs and puffs and insists he's smarter than he is. But he can't completely deny he's an idiot, as Polissa does, because his executive function and linguistic abilities are obviously impaired. In school, Polissa was just a garden-variety low-average kid, but Josh was clearly a sped, whether he got any help for it or not. He probably got a lot of shit at home for being a chronic dummy, fuckup, and behavior problem, to a degree that makes Polissa's allegedly abusive stepfather look mild. And all of that makes a huge difference in how people grow up to see themselves.

I think he has low enough self-esteem to feel like marrying Polissa was some sort of achievement, and maybe one he doesn't deserve (an idea that, I can guarantee, Polissa constantly reinforces). I think he's easy to manipulate, stubborn and hot-headed as he is, because why would Polissa have kept him around so long, otherwise? They fight, but ultimately she can always shame him into doing what she wants, so she keeps him around because he's useful.

I've seen plenty of dogs who remained utterly loyal to owners who badly neglected, and even abused them. You'd think they'd run away at the first chance they get, but they don't. One soft word, and that tail starts wagging, and they can barely contain their happiness. And that's what always comes to mind when I think of Josh's relationship with Polissa. However angry he may get at being talked down to, shit upon, neglected, and used for whatever Polissa wants, she can still set his tail to wagging by telling him he's a good boy every so often, and when she does, everything's forgiven.

If either one initiates a divorce, it will definitely be Polissa, and she'll only do it when Josh is of no further use to her, and it's therefore in her best interests to discard him.

 

[FarmVille]

Joh still needs to file and then have the same attorney file for his own tugboat. At this point his diabetes is out of control. The attorney can get his mental health evaluated as well because he seriously has some stuff going on. I still feel sorry for him regardless because living with pissy obviously exasperates what's going on. Ngl I don't think I could control my outbursts either if I lived with that cunt. Him not being to hold a job would be in his favor.
He tries. He fails but he tries. How many of these other cows actually try without gritting? His wife is the one who grifts for bullshit. He is always bitter and angry about the cats. I doubt he ever wanted them but does whatever the beast wants to appease her because well... we see how she acts on her "better behavior"

He's dumb af but he tries.

Stop blaming women for the retardation of their spouses.

Joh can’t even go to the movies without chimping out in the lobby. He would be exactly the same man he is now if he were single or if he had married some other toad.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Stop blaming women for the retardation of their spouses.

I don't think that comment was blaming Polissa for Joh being retarded. I think we all agree that Joh would be retarded regardless. Joh has more blind tardrage but I think Polissa has a malevolent, manipulative side to her. It has nothing to do with being a man or woman and everything to do with malicious people with slightly higher intellect (Polissa) preying on the mentally impaired (Joh).

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

mom found the poop bag

 

[Android raptor]

Is he at least disposing of the poop bags properly?

 

[A-Stump]

I imagine most of you are wondering:

'Who the fuck is 'Joh Campbell'?

Welcome to one of the funniest threads on the site

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Is he at least disposing of the poop bags properly?

He's probably one of those dummies who thinks all poop is automatically manure and you can just leave it in nature because "it's natural". It's not like it's full of phosphorus and nitrogen that causes algal blooms or anything.

 

[Divine right to rule]

The feature reminds me of something the cleaning guy on Hoarders once said when inspecting some hovel where the plumbing was either nonfunctional, or the way into the bathroom was inaccessible due to clutter.
To paraphrase: " We are all just a few bad life-choices away from shitting into a bucket and finding nothing wrong with it."