Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Spunt]

or, even better, stop chasing the stupid "famous scifi author" pipedream and get a real job. with how much monetary support his wifes family has already given him, i'm pretty sure they'd gladly hook him up with a nepotism position where he just has to reliably show up on time to take home a salary. nothing prestigious, and not a particularly big paycheck, but pretty much anything beats the $0 income he gets from being an """author"""

Maybe so, but I could write a better sci-fi novel than Fat. That's because I'm not actually a human being, I'm a gestalt of 1000 monkeys thrashing away at typewriters.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

All he has to do is stop posting on Xitter, quit drinking and finish a book in less than 4 years.

or, even better, stop chasing the stupid "famous scifi author" pipedream and get a real job.

In other words:

Spoiler: Pat Constanza Bonanza

 

[AnOminous]

Sure, Bob should be in therapy but there’s not enough therapy to help Pat, who should be in inpatient psychiatric treatment for life.

MovingBlob is just boring. He's done everything he's ever going to do. Fatty is also repetitive, but he doesn't literally live in a basement and sometimes gets out irl and does utterly retarded shit, like blowing six figures of NAMBLA's SFWA's money just to lose and end up having to pay Quasi anyway.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

MovingBlob is just boring. He's done everything he's ever going to do. Fatty is also repetitive, but he doesn't literally live in a basement and sometimes gets out irl and does utterly retarded shit, like blowing six figures of NAMBLA's SFWA's money just to lose and end up having to pay Quasi anyway.

I’d rather be boring than the mess that is Pat S. Thomas. Bob’s case of Dunning-Kruger isn’t as bad as Pat’s, and as trashy as his family is, they do seem to love each other. Pat is contemptible and rightfully loved by no one.

 

[An automatic clown]

Pats fluffing Snackies ego
It's interesting if you click the link pat posted the footer is "utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email" so this fat rube is one of three people who actually subscribe to her nonsense ramblings.

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On her website

 

[DumbDude43]

I could write a better sci-fi novel than Fat

so could i.
but while my books would be better than fatricks books (not a high bar) they'd still most likely not sell enough copies to make "full time author of scifi books" a viable career choice. he'd unironically be better off grinding through a bunch of html+js+css tutorials online and looking for an entry level webdev job or something comparable.

 

[Dr. Kinder]

Oh wow ... he's illiterate:

... cyberstalking campaign against my wife and I

What a stupid sack of shit. Has he read a fucking book even once in his life?

Imagine thinking this is a valid English sentence: "There is a campaign against I!"

Holy shit. This is a published author and he doesn't know when to say "I" and when to say "me."

 

[AnOminous]

I’d rather be boring than the mess that is Pat S. Thomas.

So would I but if I wanted a cow to laugh at I'd definitely pick Piggy.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Holy shit. This is a published author and he doesn't know when to say "I" and when to say "me."

He also writes “my wife and I’s” — no, I’m not joking.

 

[Dr. Kinder]

He also writes “my wife and I’s” — no, I’m not joking.

That's reality TV confessional-level illiteracy. If I were to say what should be done to people who speak that way, I would be threadbanned for fedposting.

 

[Tablet County]

If I were to say what should be done to people who speak that way, I would be threadbanned for fedposting.

Don't be a bitch, bitch. Share your intrusive thoughts with the class.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That's reality TV confessional-level illiteracy. If I were to say what should be done to people who speak that way, I would be threadbanned for fedposting.

It gets worse: He’s been called out for it dozens of times across multiple forums and Twitter. So he’s aware, but too proud to correct himself.

 

[Dr. Kinder]

Don't be a bitch, bitch. Share your intrusive thoughts with the class.

Fine. They should be cooked in ovens and their ashes shaped into dreidels.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Fatrick gives me hope to be an author. I mean, if a 1.2 GPA fat retard who can't properly type a language he claims to speak can write a book, so can anyone

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Found some rascals in the wild eventually leading to the man himself:

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Found some rascals in the wild eventually leading to the man himself:
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Of course he replies to the one about gay porn

 

[Pedophobe]

Of course he replies to the one about gay porn

But not constitutional law. Write what you know is good advice for Patty considering how well his "hard sci-fi" was received.

 

[John_Smith]

Kendo eh? I'd like to watch someone go at Patso with a shinai. Give that ball of blubber a sound thrashing. I imagine that it would sound a lot like someone viciously attacking a naugahyde couch with a ping pong paddle. I can see Patso running around the dojo squealing and oinking while the Kendo master chases him. Very 3 Stooges.

I hope Quasi domesticates the second, better debt by Christmas. A nice little stocking stuffer for Patso. Pat-posting will begin again once the Pig is under renewed financial pressures.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Write what you know is good advice

A certified scholar disagrees (bonus Ade hate):

 

[LonesomeDud]

Yeah this is it. Pat's mess is fixable, he has a wife (with rich parents), a car, a motorbike and a house. You can construct a good life out of that if you are literally anyone other than Pat. All he has to do is stop posting on Xitter, quit drinking and finish a book in less than 4 years. MovieBob's life and body are both beyond repair. He's older than Pat, he has no assets and he's much more widely known and despised than Pat. If I woke up in MovieBob's body tomorrow I'd neck myself within about 48 hours, maybe less. If I woke up in Pat's body I'd have his life half-way back to normality and happiness by sunset, as would just about anyone else.

All Pat has to do, all Pat has ever had to do, was just stop behaving like Pat for a month. He has more going for him than 90% of people. Not everyone owns their own house, has a wife and has rich in-laws. But because he's Pat, and can't stop being Pat even for a second, he's managed to turn that promising situation into an unmitigated, avoidable catastrophe.

Hardcore disagree. He abandoned his child. If I woke up in Pat's body, I would walk to the garage straight away and hang myself