Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.9%

  • Total voters
    336
Have those "leaked" megan fox DMs that legal mindset apparently paywalled been posted here yet?
I'm posting them as spoilers to not derail the thread, but there is some pretty petty shit going on with Fratty Mindset since the Kurt V Megan fallout.
Naturally Fratty Mindset inserted himself into the drama, but according to Megan, Andrew is now putting up her private DMs behind a paywall?

EDIT:
I don't watch Fratty Mindset anymore, but I checked his Twitter to see if there was any response. ZERO. But his bio... Bangkok Bro?! He's more of a faggot than I thought!
 
I think Kurt’s intelligent, but he’s one of those people who never got acknowledged for it and lacked the friends/ family to curb his expectations of reality. Now he’s like 40 and struggling to deal with that he’s been a bitch tits having grouch his whole life and can’t do the “Great personality, fat funny gregarious bastard, hot wife who loves them” package.

Don't ask me how I know, but Kurt has (moderate/sweaty) BO in real life, and his calves (he seems to always wear shorts) are covered in little scabs.
I don't want to dump on the guy too hard, but he's not really pleasant to be around in real life, and that's reflected in his online persona as well.
 
is there something wrong with Nick's voice? is that the alcoholism damage coming in? he sounds horrible.
So, you've prompted me to do a quick little video compilation. I took the intro section from several streams roughly a year apart, along with last nights, and put them all one after the other to see what it looked/sounded like.


Holy shit 2023 specifically has been devastating for Nick. Age, or something else like say the alcoholism/heavy drug use, has hit the man like a truck. Between the clip from the start of 2023 to now he seems to have lost weight and is losing his hairline, while having gained a smoker voice that gets worse as the night's drinking goes on.

Whoops almost forgot the credits:
In order of appearance.
Feb 5, 2018 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK8k0_rYz9w "Nick Rekieta - LoLsuit #17 LoLsuit Livestream #3: Landau responds! - Rekieta Law"
Feb 6, 2019 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql8zBZs3OAU "Gavin McInnes vs. SPLC - Reading the Complaint - LIVE"
Feb 4, 2020 - https://youtube.com/watch?v=yi6LgGsS_VE "Null Joins to Educate Me on DSP Bankruptcy Documents | Rekieta Law" (Dear Feeder appearance!)
Feb 5, 2021 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YAVJpB0lSI "ARCHIVE: Ty Beard Friday Stream - Let's Talk Time Magazine and HR 127"
Feb 7, 2022 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjHH0A3ep7A "Gerrymandering Joe Rogan and Let's Get in Touch with this Podcast Bait"
Feb 7, 2023 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQKPFycoDZ0 "Good Lawgic and the State of The Union"
Nov 14, 2023 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj30lMTroNE "RANDOM Tuesday! Topics are FLEXIBLE - Whiskey Review"
 
My BRAND. Is. Shitposting. AND. Having. Fun.

Maybe. YOU. Should. Try. Having. Fun. Incel faggot.

DO NOT. TELL. ME. WHAT. TO. DO.
I just noticed that Nick´s way of talking is the same as leftists with the clapping emoji. Just replace the dots with 👏 and its the same result.

My BRAND👏Is 👏 Shitposting 👏 AND 👏 Having 👏 Fun.

Maybe 👏 YOU 👏 Should 👏 Try 👏 Having 👏 Fun 👏 Incel faggot.

DO NOT 👏 TELL 👏 ME 👏 WHAT 👏 TO 👏 DO.

I´m just saying this because I find both annoying and preachy, and people that do either are people that huff their own farts and are degenerate as fuck.
It's a sign of ACKACKACK-ism. Dax has a terminal case of it
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Dax saying autism just like that reminds of Chris when he was talking about the meds he takes while on a call with Casey, Casey starts nagging him and out of nowhere Cris says "cholesterol". I am not saying Juju is the same as a degenerate autist motherfucker, just a funny coincidence.
 
Between the clip from the start of 2023 to now he seems to have lost weight and is losing his hairline, while having gained a smoker voice that gets worse as the night's drinking goes on.
Terri Schiavo had more pep in her step than this faggot does. (Her corpse does too.)
 
So, you've prompted me to do a quick little video compilation. I took the intro section from several streams roughly a year apart, along with last nights, and put them all one after the other to see what it looked/sounded like.
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Holy shit 2023 specifically has been devastating for Nick. Age, or something else like say the alcoholism/heavy drug use, has hit the man like a truck. Between the clip from the start of 2023 to now he seems to have lost weight and is losing his hairline, while having gained a smoker voice that gets worse as the night's drinking goes on.

Whoops almost forgot the credits:
In order of appearance.
Feb 5, 2018 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK8k0_rYz9w "Nick Rekieta - LoLsuit #17 LoLsuit Livestream #3: Landau responds! - Rekieta Law"
Feb 6, 2019 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql8zBZs3OAU "Gavin McInnes vs. SPLC - Reading the Complaint - LIVE"
Feb 4, 2020 - https://youtube.com/watch?v=yi6LgGsS_VE "Null Joins to Educate Me on DSP Bankruptcy Documents | Rekieta Law" (Dear Feeder appearance!)
Feb 5, 2021 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YAVJpB0lSI "ARCHIVE: Ty Beard Friday Stream - Let's Talk Time Magazine and HR 127"
Feb 7, 2022 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjHH0A3ep7A "Gerrymandering Joe Rogan and Let's Get in Touch with this Podcast Bait"
Feb 7, 2023 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQKPFycoDZ0 "Good Lawgic and the State of The Union"
Nov 14, 2023 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj30lMTroNE "RANDOM Tuesday! Topics are FLEXIBLE - Whiskey Review"
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I just found out Megan is holding a 20k sub celebration stream. Everyone seems to be invited except Legal Mindset who is holding his own disney stream. Nick has just joined the stream, 50 mins in and he immediately whines about being sucked into drama and trying to pass it off as a joke. He jokingly blames Megan for starting the drama with Kurt, and Megan plays along. Nick then starts jabbing at Mindset by saying Nick has received DMs from Megan and is posting it on his paywalled locals.

I do not care about how this is 'all in good fun'. The same way people these people joke about grifting and yet they're all acting like DSP begging for subs and money, when you make sarcastic jabs constantly at your peers, those people are definitely stockpiling their own grudges no matter how small it is. These people are gambling with their 'friendships' imo.

Or maybe I'm just too polite with people whose name and face I know and don't know my social cues. Shit, as I end this post and have to go touch grass, some woman on the stream compliments runkle for being well mannered as opposed to "someone who I shall not name". These streamers are all little bitches that are all petty but want to appear magnanimous.
 
The real Nick Rekieta was killed after the Rittenhouse trial at the end of 2021 and replaced by a CIA asset. He was too much of a threat to the narrative to be left alive. He went down guns blazing and took down three agents. He was buried at sea.
Or maybe I'm just too polite with people whose name and face I know and don't know my social cues.
Autistic Incel it's TOTALLY NORMAL to constantly make passive aggressive swipes at your "friends." You're also probably Cynthia and Kalea. I am convinced Kalea is an alternate personality of Cynthia.
Notice that young, family man Nick's hair swoops to the right, but old degenerate Balldo swoops his hair to the left. Coincidence? I'll let you be the judge of that.
It's like poetry it rhymes.
 
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I just found out Megan is holding a 20k sub celebration stream. Everyone seems to be invited except Legal Mindset who is holding his own disney stream. Nick has just joined the stream, 50 mins in and he immediately whines about being sucked into drama and trying to pass it off as a joke. He jokingly blames Megan for starting the drama with Kurt, and Megan plays along. Nick then starts jabbing at Mindset by saying Nick has received DMs from Megan and is posting it on his paywalled locals.

I do not care about how this is 'all in good fun'. The same way people these people joke about grifting and yet they're all acting like DSP begging for subs and money, when you make sarcastic jabs constantly at your peers, those people are definitely stockpiling their own grudges no matter how small it is. These people are gambling with their 'friendships' imo.

Or maybe I'm just too polite with people whose name and face I know and don't know my social cues. Shit, as I end this post and have to go touch grass, some woman on the stream compliments runkle for being well mannered as opposed to "someone who I shall not name". These streamers are all little bitches that are all petty but want to appear magnanimous.
Kurt didn't get an invite either. lol.

And then a wild Fat Imbalanced appeared. Apparently Megan thought she was going to be on Spectre's show and said she called her asking and Faran said no. While Grifty has internet cred, I still don't get his superchat about Faran last night. Who knows. Either way, one of the guys asked how she was and according to Megan, it sounds like she's happy.

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EDIT:
Rob also superchatted and it appears their holding no grudges.
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The seethe continues in Juju's replies.

Nick has sobered up and is typing with proper grammar now at least.
Update: the seething has continued to continue in Juju's replies, can we get to 24 hours?

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Nick: Hey, Valhalla Awaits, don't tell people we are friends or about what happened at my Airbnb because people will come after you.

Also Nick: Hey everyone! My friend Valhalla Awaits paid me more than his wife did when I danced for them on a stripper pole at my Airbnb!

Secrecy is only important to Nick inasmuch as it helps to control the narrative around him. Valhalla Awaits is an idiot.
This answers a question I was wondering, which is why no stories, photos, or videos came out from the Nashville Playboy Airbnb. It's pretty obviously a property designed for parties and would be a waste just for him and his wife.

Now we know the answer, he swore everyone involved to secrecy. It reminds me of the story of how he went by a fake name on the Ricardo/Romaine vacation. :story:
 
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