Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[BrainSand63]

Oh boy. Nakano. A part of Tokyo. Oooooh!

Granted the only thing I really know of Nakano is that's where Shureido had an office and it's where I picked up my dogi and kobudo weapons. It's also like right next to Shinjuku.


Oh no. They're totally his friends. Didn't he say they were his friends? I'm betting he met them back when he went with the special needs group, they were polite and gave him their contact info thinking the stupid gaijin wouldn't look them up but he showed up and they felt obligated to show him around beautiful Nakano for a couple hours.

Maybe they just wanted a picture with the famous “Green Hoodie Guy.” You never know, they may be big Kiwi Farms chuds

 

[BingBongDingDong]

That post really makes it sound like what we all expected: he guilted some nip into showing him the town, then did his usual woe is me what ever shall I do. Not knowing how to handle a sloven histrionic American after fulfilling their supposed obligation the nip friend called in backup to try and make the situation less awkward. Tbh I hope it was the girl that showed him the town and called in the guy lol, it would be to funny for Chibi to have that happen to him twice.

 

[Harm]

I'm betting he met them back when he went with the special needs group

Yeah, that would track with him talking about visiting friends before the trip. Chibi probably treats them far better than he's ever treated any of his American "friends" before, which probably goes a long way to cover up his antisocial tendencies.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

vacation recap:

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

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Toe still hurts.

 

[Incel Death Note]

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Adam you're not a "sad boi" you're 33.

 

[McSneaks]

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Trip has ended. He wants to go to a LGBT club before flying home. He is most likely wandering around Tokyo's red light district's famimas, or at his hotel sleeping by now.

"why hello kawaii ladies, I too am a lesbian"

 

[30+GameOvers]

At the very least he looks somewhat normal now when he goes outside

 

[GumballFapper]

Toe still hurts.

Betting 20$ that his toe injury was nothing but a minor stubbing and the pain went away after a day and therefore the manchild completely forgot about it with his 5 second attention span. Otherwise he would have made sure to whine about it 5 times per day to get attention, specially from women

 

[Team TERF]

Slightly relevant

 

[Mr Steal Your Farm]

Something about Japan (contrary to common American opinion of the place)-once you get there, it's not really that expensive, as least compared to Singapore, probably even moreso with the yen situation. It can actually be true that the plane ticket is the most expensive part. Of course, if you have to stay in fancy American hotels and eat fancy American foods all the time, if you have to do ever single exclusive popup cafe or merch shop in town, or every super touristy attraction with the S tier ticket experience, sure it can add up quickly. But when I went, I took like $500 in "spending money" and ended up with a surprising amount of money left over. That included food, multiple tourist attractions, merchandise, souvenirs, etc. I stayed in a local hotel franchise and mostly ate like a local, so in the end it really wasn't that bad.

Yeah, in the 80s, when Japan was the world's second largest economy, the Japanese had a strong currency and the Japanese would go to America and vacation for cheap.

But today, after the 30 Lost Years, Japan's economy is relatively weaker to America, and the currency is equally weak, so Americans go to Japan to vacation for cheap.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Slightly relevant

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I remember when Twatter discovered the word "empath" and it'd be all over social media for a week until they learned a new word. Shit just screams sociopaths trying to show they're a true and honest human.

Spoiler: Random shit

I love that these trendy terms sometime bleed into real life; there's a street I walk down to and from work where clearly a social media zombie lives. I'd see flyers hanging around for a brief while talking about "empathy is sexy!"

There was a small period where I'd even find giant screeds on printer paper about "ontological evil" which I vaguely recall being in vogue with twitter big brains for a moment.

Guess I should keep a lookout for any saying "people pleasers are sexy" when I walk home.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Yeah, in the 80s, when Japan was the world's second largest economy, the Japanese had a strong currency and the Japanese would go to America and vacation for cheap.

But today, after the 30 Lost Years, Japan's economy is relatively weaker to America, and the currency is equally weak, so Americans go to Japan to vacation for cheap.

It is possible to go there and spent a shit ton of money if you choose an expensive hotel, eat at upscale restaurants or need to go to the Hyatt in Shinjuku to the New York bar to relive the events that happened in "Lost in Translation".

But Chibi took $10K to go there for a week. Even if you include the airfare that's still paying over $1000 a day which is beyond crazy. Sure rents are high and unless you have a furnished apartment you will literally need to buy all your appliances including a fridge but those are initial costs. Once you get it all done the day to day stuff isn't that much more expensive then here. And most employers will pay for your transit to work and back every month.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

But Chibi took $10K to go there for a week.

Yeah, I'm struggling to understand how he spent so much.

Iirc, first time we went, I think to get there and back, get hotels, get a JR pass and a wifi device we spent a total of 3k at most. Then I had 1k of fun money which lasted me four weeks and between Kyoto, Osaka, Tokyo and Yokohama with trips to the smaller towns in between and I still had a couple hundred bucks when we came home.

So for less than half he spent, we took a grand tour and he spent 10k a week to do what? Hang out in Akihibara? Harass women in soaplands?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Yeah, I'm struggling to understand how he spent so much.

Iirc, first time we went, I think to get there and back, get hotels, get a JR pass and a wifi device we spent a total of 3k at most. Then I had 1k of fun money which lasted me four weeks and between Kyoto, Osaka, Tokyo and Yokohama with trips to the smaller towns in between and I still had a couple hundred bucks when we came home.

So for less than half he spent, we took a grand tour and he spent 10k a week to do what? Hang out in Akihibara? Harass women in soaplands?

Honestly I have no fucking idea. When Mrs. Sebben and I go we'll spend that in a month between the two of us and still have money left over at the end. And that includes the flight.

It's unreal why this faggot thought he needed to bring $10K with him for a week.

 

[BrainSand63]

So let’s circle the wagons here folks and discuss the real overarching question:

Do you think Adam finally found true purpose in his 33 year old life by visiting the glorious Nippon land for a second time? Or will this experience once again fail to provide him with any sort of higher meaning in his life as he returns to his mediocre job at AT&T?

I’ve decided to name this question the “Consoomer Quandary”

 

[Homocull]

So let’s circle the wagons here folks and discuss the real overarching question:

Do you think Adam finally found true purpose in his 33 year old life by visiting the glorious Nippon land for a second time? Or will this experience once again fail to provide him with any sort of higher meaning in his life as he returns to his mediocre job at AT&T?

I’ve decided to name this question the “Consoomer Quandary”

The only takeaway is that he hurt his toe

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

So let’s circle the wagons here folks and discuss the real overarching question:

Do you think Adam finally found true purpose in his 33 year old life by visiting the glorious Nippon land for a second time? Or will this experience once again fail to provide him with any sort of higher meaning in his life as he returns to his mediocre job at AT&T?

I’ve decided to name this question the “Consoomer Quandary”

Cheebs would have discovered his purpose in life, gotten a good teaching job at a high school, and got a girlfriend way hotter than his brother's if only he hadn't stubbed his dang toe

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]