Breaking News: Snoop Dog gives up Marijuana, goes sober - 11-16-2023 The day of Sober Snoop

[Shiversblood]

Hello everyone. Today Snoop Dog has announced that he has given up Marijuana, and has gone sober. He has given it up today, so he is zero days sober right now but from now on he says he has given up smoke.

 

[DeathfatFag]

Snoop smoked the Seventh Seal.

It's all making sense now.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Zero days sober. Truly, a hero of our times. Instead of dying to retardation and lung cancer, he now can write his own future.

 

[Nancy]

I am genuinely curious as to what the reason is, it doesn't sound good

 

[SirCliveSinclairdabbing]

Now if he'd give up promoting junk food and diabetus

 

[KittyGremlin]

We really do live in the end times.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

The fact that this is "breaking news" is crazy.

 

[equinsu_ocha]

I bet he lasts three days max.

 

[KittyGremlin]

I bet he lasts three days max.

Then he just pops out of existence, like Santa Claus when nobody believes in him anymore.

 

[CowPox]

Your fascination with nigger culture is worrying.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Zero days sober. Truly, a hero of our times.

We're in the End Times now.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I love how the post is framed as if he were in mourning. I must admit, Snoop giving up weed is a dramatic turn of events. If there e’er any greater ambassador of ganja, at least here in the U.S. currently, I’d be hard pressed to come up with a name.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Would be hilarious for him to quit smoking weed, completely sober up, and then just become a black conservative. You know, be saved, born again, etc. Go on Fox News and start talking about how he feels like a new man now that he's quit marijuana.

 

[not william stenchever]

Put my money on "Snoop is only giving up on literally smoking weed and he's still going to do edibles"

 

[Coccxys]

But it totally cures cancer, aids, and death. Plus it's completely nonaddictive on any level. Besides even if it's bad alcohol and tobacco are way worse so check mate bigots - every worthless stoner when anything os said or printed to do with weed.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Weed makes you lazy and stupid, you wonder why the government kept it illegal for so long when it creates the apathetic zombies they love. From my life Goy sodas are gone, smoking is gone, and drinking is gone, nothing is missed. I vape CBD for pain relief, but ultimately that has to go one day as well. The passed 4 years of government lockdown tyranny should have shown anyone capable of waking up that you need to get healthy and not merely to fight off US/China bioweapons, but to fight off the government itself.

 

[Cybertonia]

>please respect my privacy
>but also give me attention and validation on ig

 

[vomitusdeux]

Is this gonna be like when he called himself snoop lion for a while and just dropped it like it was nothing and never mentioned it again?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I'm confused, what does this have to do with Trent and/or the anus of a man by that name?

 

[George Lucas]

Does he have cancer?