Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[She Brings The Rain]

When Jack finally kicks it, do you think we'll get a Coffin Wars from TamHam?

 

[Fortnite Bear]

"Is he referring to his kids? I mean, we just saw a whole slideshow with them. I don't know what else there is to see"




"Wait, those are just actual strangers... huh..."

 

[The Grimace]

Why did Jack start using that weird text to speech for his video intros? Couldn't he have just recycled the audio from older videos where he actually said it?

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Why did Jack start using that weird text to speech for his video intros? Couldn't he have just recycled the audio from older videos where he actually said it?

I wonder if his project file management is just his downloads folder, and those sound files are just some 16_character_soup.mp3 buried way deep in the guts by now.

 

[Pig Cups]

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And to think…he’s deteriorated so much, that the state he was in in that photo is miles ahead of where he is now. Ouch.

I find it amazing that Jack's current injury mirrors TWO of his greatest sins. What he did to his son, and his never-ending gluttony.

Sometimes I wonder how much better Jack’s public image would be, had he not let the Garrett story slip and kept it private. His inhibitions were definitely lowered by the fact that he had a mic in front of him and was in “like company” with the Christian podcasting couple.

Had that not happened, he’d simply be a narcissistic asshole and a meme-ably shitty cook/e-“celeb,” with a side order of christfagging and smooth brain tardposting on social media. His worst attribute at that point (outside of his cooking) would be his lousy conduct as a dog owner. You wouldn’t, however, look at him as someone with violent tendencies…

Things could’ve been a little easier for him, since the Garrett story is a big, fat asterisk that everybody who looks into Jack is promptly educated on. I bet he regrets sharing it.

Woof

If Junior shaved that accumulation of pubic hair off his face, lost a *tiny* bit of weight, put some effort into styling the hair atop his head, and stopped dressing like a lowbrow wigger faggot…he’d actually be a good looking dude.

What a waste. But then again, the Scalfanis are waste personified. Waste of food, opportunities, goodwill, health, etc. It’s a shame.

 

[Human Butthole]

I like how Jack uses his claw now.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I like how Jack uses his claw now.

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We laugh now, but Skynet will end up using this as training data for its murderbots. Your life might just be saved when the Terminators neural net decides the best way to grab its rifle is with THE CLAW

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I like how Jack uses his claw now.

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That is so sad... and hilarious at the same time.

You can see the struggle to lift his shoulder to just barely hook his thumb on the bowl.

 

[V4L_Penis]

Woof

Maybe we underestimate Jr. as a dumb wigger and he’s actually very knowledgeable about Ancient Greek myths and history and he’s experimenting with a modern day attempt at Milo of Croton’s training regime

 

[densedance]

I like how Jack uses his claw now.

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Imagine he's sitting on the Sofa & Tammy next to him & he tries to put his right arm over her shoulder to cuddle.

 

[Tiresome]

Rob brings the meetz. I wonder if his rainbow shirt with the phallic symbols on it is finally enough to get Jack to watch.

 

[densedance]

 

[Super Hans v2]

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What a great gift, bite sized cancer and strokes. Or is this a day where Jack isn't pretending to be a doctor?

 

[Tiresome]

What a great gift, bite sized cancer and strokes. Or is this a day where Jack isn't pretending to be a doctor?

Love it, Jack is as happy as a pig in shit to get a gift of one of his pet scapegoats. Get You Hypertension.

 

[Pizza Munch]

lol

 

[TheMovieGuy]

Rob brings the meetz. I wonder if his rainbow shirt with the phallic symbols on it is finally enough to get Jack to watch.

Jack is fat and Rob would not have sex with him

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Maybe we underestimate Jr. as a dumb wigger and he’s actually very knowledgeable about Ancient Greek myths and history and he’s experimenting with a modern day attempt at Milo of Croton’s training regime

And he's playing 5D chess while we're all playing checkers. I know he'd like to think he's some sort of big brain-box but he's not.

Look who his dad is and think of how he quit a good job to go into his "ministry" which... I don't think he's doing anything with. The parents might just have caught on that he likes little boys.

Rob brings the meetz. I wonder if his rainbow shirt with the phallic symbols on it is finally enough to get Jack to watch.

I would have added a touch of onion to that maybe even some fennel, buttered the buns and toasted them butter side down in the pan but all in all it's a great video. I just wish he said something about how this is a two handed job or something as a dig at Jagoff.

lol
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WHOOOSH! That's the sound of this going over his mushbrained head.

 

[ZipDisk]

The only way Rob could have gone harder would have been to send Jack a tray of Blueberry muffins.
There is a recipe called "to die for" blueberry muffins.

 

[densedance]

 

[biggacracka]

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3 minutes later: GET YOU MCRIB