Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[high and tired]

So she’s blowing around her stuffy chin sweat stank with the neck fan? How wonderful. No way it actually cools her down, also doubt she can feel it.

 

[Potato Burrito]

She claimed (when back in Canada in February), that the CRA gave her a really good deal on a payment plan and would only have to pay about half of what she owed.

LOL that you think any of the above happened.

If she’s not making those payments

She's not. She never was. She never will.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I hate whoever told her that high blood sugar can cause noghtmares- it's the reverse.

Low blood sugar causes nightmares!
Here's a paper about the drug Metformin, and how it caused changes in dreams.

 

[I call shenanigans]

LOL that you think any of the above happened.
Oh, I don’t for a second believe she did it, but I do believe her LIT (Licensed Insolvency Trustee) would have. It’s his job to ensure her taxes are done prior to bankruptcy.
She's not. She never was. She never will.

I don’t believe she’s paying them, even though it would be easy to have set up an automatic debit from her account to the CRA. I do believe her when she says Salah handles “ALL the finances” and that she just transfers her entire YouTube payments to him. After all, she can’t access them in Kuwait for use there. The real question in my mind is, how much does Salah want to live in Canada, and has he read enough to know that her bankruptcy (including her CRA debt) needs to be discharged for him to do so. Part of me suspects he may know he’s never getting to Canada with her as his sponsor, so he might just be pocketing her CRA payments as well.

I’m still waiting for the reality to hit her that she’s going to be paying US taxes on the couples channel income when it goes into Kuwaiti bank. Surely Salah must know that given his channel is monetised.

 

[a hapless toad]

Just watched part of her recent video before I had to log off of boredom and MATI. She is feeding Julia egg yolks like a dog for her coat. This actual retard I swear does things abusive for attention. Cats are carnivores strictly and not omnivores like dogs. Chantal there is a really easy way to know this and it is super easy. You know these things called teeth, unlike your goblin things. All of a cat's teeth are sharp, which means they are designed for shredding flesh. This woman is a cunt, egg yolks give them a bad stomach and effects their vitamin absorption.

Citation needed.

As long as the eggs are cooked, they're perfectly fine for cats to eat. Eggs are a part of a carnivorous diet, since they're mostly protein and fat. Also they contain taurine and other amino acids, which cats need.

 

[Tumbo II]

In the UK, HMRC (tax office) will charge you interest on unpaid taxes. A quick check, and in Canada, this rate will be 10% (per year) as of January 2024 and I bet this is compounded. Do we know how much she owes to the government?

Yes the interest rate is compounded I checked I'm not sure what that works out to in total because math but I'm sure someone smarter than me can crunch the numbers.

 

[multiverse]

Way too late, but speaking of tolerable reaction channels: I find that Chicken Pickle provides concise Chantal recaps with minimal retardation.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Citation needed.

As long as the eggs are cooked, they're perfectly fine for cats to eat. Eggs are a part of a carnivorous diet, since they're mostly protein and fat. Also they contain taurine and other amino acids, which cats need.

Citation 1: Chantal saying "I gave you egg yolks" at about 2:50 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj1X-6iXiFw
The way she says it, and the way she is you can assume she gave her raw egg yolks seperated fromt he whites, and not picked egg yolks out of hard boiled eggs. The way she says it is exactly how you'd say it for a dog or a fox. So it seems like she's going off some half ass knowledge of giving Buster egg yolks over his food for his coat.

Citation 2: Fuck. HOw many do you want? https://petcube.com/blog/can-cats-eat-eggs/ Here they seem to have already summarized it all. Raw eggs: Bad cus they can get sick. Eggs are too fat and calorie dense so should only be an occasional treat (not multiple a day).
Also it LITERALLY does the opposite of keeping the coat nice "raw eggs contain a protein called avidin that can cause problems with your cat’s ability to absorb vitamin B7 that they need for healthy skin and coat. Over time this can cause a vitamin B7 (biotin) deficiency in your cat."

Further
"Eggs can be a very nutritious snack for your feline. But the high fat content in the yolk can mean that they can add too many calories into your cat’s diet, leading to weight gain. In addition, excess fat in your cat’s diet can lead to some gastrointestinal upsets too.
Most of the fat in eggs is housed in the yolk, so it’s a good idea to limit the amount of yolk you give to your cat. Including a little bit of yolk can’t hurt, but it’s best to be conservative.
If your cat is overweight or has kidney issues, it’s probably best not to include the yolk in their diet at all."

Hell, not to start cat sperg 2000, but this might be how Chantal fucked up BBJ's kidneys. Egg Yolks raw or cooked, or with all the treats she'd throw at her to shut her up in the morning instead of feeding her nutritious food.

Citation 3-9000: https://search.brave.com/search?q=can+cats+have+egg+yolks

Way too late, but speaking of tolerable reaction channels: I find that Chicken Pickle provides concise Chantal recaps with minimal retardation.

Anything Chicken Pickle, or any reactor, says after "My little gherkins" is fucking retarded. Your members only content...fine call your little paying minions weird pet names. The manipulative parasocial relationship is gross and it needs to stop.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I hate whoever told her that high blood sugar can cause noghtmares- it's the reverse.

Low blood sugar causes nightmares!
Here's a paper about the drug Metformin, and how it caused changes in dreams.

The recurring dream about her going to the Burger King in the desert will never fail to crack me up. And on at least one occasion she dreamt of Nader going with her. The desert. Foreboding of things to come?

She has shared WAY too much over the years. And she can't walk any of it back (no matter how hard she tries).

 

[brooky]

BBJ was a million years old. Kidney issues are just One of Those Things that happens to super old cats.

I'm as pearl clutchy a cat lady as anyone else in BP, but this isn't necessary. Even if she gave Julia raw eggs (and yes, she's stupid and lazy, but she also could have given a cooked egg), saying "this could be how she fucked up BBJ's kidneys" is kind of alarmist. Plenty of very good and attentive cat owners, who give their cats the best diet on earth, end up with elderly cats who have kidney failure.

The fact that BBJ is still alive and well is testament to her own robust genetics. There's no one thing that Chantal did that fucked up her kidneys. Her lack of care for that cat was shocking on pretty much every level. BBJ must be some kind of fucking supercat for not dying of parasites or fucked up organs many years earlier, or been flattened under the hoard of takeout boxes.

Unfortunately Chantal also appears to be unkillable. Fingers still crossed that BBJ outlives her.

 

[anliteralidiot]

The recurring dream about her going to the Burger King in the desert will never fail to crack me up. And on at least one occasion she dreamt of Nader going with her. The desert. Foreboding of things to come?

I'm not a dream interpreter, but it sounds like she feels empty, and Burger King was the only thing filling her void. When she brought Nader, maybe it was her feeling like he was also going to fill that void?

 

[I call shenanigans]

The way she says it, and the way she is you can assume she gave her raw egg yolks seperated fromt he whites, and not picked egg yolks out of hard boiled eggs. The way she says it is exactly how you'd say it for a dog or a fox. So it seems like she's going off some half ass knowledge of giving Buster egg yolks over his food for his coat.

She cooks hard boiled eggs for the rat, so she probably uses the same cooked egg for Julia.

There’s already enough stupidity and lack of responsibility to criticise her for without making this out to be some major animal abuse issue with zero proof.

 

[moms sock drawer]

Has she always done that "record scratch" hand gesture to indicate when the food is hitting the spot? I can't recall seeing it before Kuwait but maybe I'm just not remembering.

 

[TheTruck2]

I have been thinking about Chantal showing her glucose monitor and associated paraphernalia and have come up with a possible reason she decided to be so open about her previously cured diabetes...
Like all things Chinny, showing her kit was performative. The question is: who is the performance for??
The new car, the diabetes kit, weakly proclaiming a new health journey.

To me, it adds up to the planned umrah to KSA for the next border hop. Or even crazier, planning on going on Hajj during Ramadan. And that beetus gear??? It is the perfect out for Chantal not to have to participate in the fasting and the kilometers of pilgrimage that are required of umrah or Hajj. There is no way Chantal will let Mohammed (pbuh), Jesus, all the djinn or angels in heaven, nor Allah himself to get between her and food.

The 'beetus is Chantal's big out and will allow her to be comfortable in her new ride (with fridge!) on the drive to Saudi land. I wonder how many Burger Kings there are between Kuwait City and Mecca?

Because I'm a giant autist with nothing better to do, I mapped a route from Kuwait city to Mecca and listed Burger Kings and KFCs along that particular route.

There were more, but Google Maps pretty much 'sploded when I tried to add more than the ones shown. She should be well fed along the way.

 

[Hijabpeejob]

What the fuck is happening? She's on her deathbed in the desert, flopping and flailing on the floor like an obese fish/washed up whale, and crunching on pickled garlic that she either hates, or winces at because it's burning a deeper hole on one of her myriad cavities. She also tried to eat burning hot food again, acknowledged it was too hot to tolerate, and then dove back in instantly.

Chantal was "nervous" to try her gross creation (which she shoveled in at high speed, mouth wounds and tooth holes be damned.) The mac n' cheese was too "busy" for Salah's autistic palate because it had almost one whole spice. Then she dumped a pound of salt on top of an already salty abomination and smacked some more.

I'm still in awe that she has such a tiny pea brain that she can't fathom how we could not be jealous. She has a picture in her wee, feeble mind of the sexy influencer that we are all supposed to see when she posts her heavily filtered videos, and she's completely incapable of grasping that we see past the filters to the enormous, pocked, gunt monster before us.

She really thinks that the lies she tells herself are believable. So if we extrapolate from that... a gorgeous influencer with a head full of shiny, healthy hair, posted a vlog. She filmed herself demurely picking at a 5 star meal she cooked from scratch for herself and her intelligent, well spoken husband whose titties are super small and should not be harnessed in ace bandages and several support bras to keep them in check.

Who among us does not wish every day that our imminent death was circling, scythe in hand, arguing vociferously with god and the devil to "please, fucking one of you, take her, she's due" while we drive around in the equivalent of an exploding microwave and stuff our beetus face with cheese soaked carbs and chocolate bars for 12 families?

 

[Fornicario]

Because I'm a giant autist with nothing better to do, I mapped a route from Kuwait city and Mecca and listed all the Burger Kings and KFCs along that particular route.

There were more, but Google Maps pretty much 'sploded when I tried to add more than the ones shown. She should be well fed along the way.

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I wonder how many tires that car is going to need to make that round trip. Also, Salad really needs to think through what can happen if Guntal misbehaves, or even worse, a medical emergency on the Hajj. It's not the time or the place for "beezing". It's comparable to shitting yourself in the Vatican as you walk through the Holy Door. In front of the Pope, the Curia, and the most devout dictators of the year. Nobody will be amused, and her fat ass will be deep-fried and deported if she's lucky. Salad will just be fucked with a shitty pair of options: A lot of jail (as her sponsor, he's responsible for her behavior. Mentioning the fake marriage will not help him), or deportation. To Syria.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Who among us does not wish every day that our imminent death was circling, scythe in hand, arguing vociferously with god and the devil to "please, fucking one of you, take her, she's due" while we drive around in the equivalent of an exploding microwave and stuff our beetus face with cheese soaked carbs and chocolate bars for 12 families?

Why would Satan object to taking Chantal? I'm sure there's a demon just salivating at the idea of feeding Chantal nothing but fresh vegan options for all of eternity.

I wonder how many tires that car is going to need to make that round trip. Also, Salad really needs to think through what can happen if Guntal misbehaves, or even worse, a medical emergency on the Hajj. It's not the time or the place for "beezing". It's comparable to shitting yourself in the Vatican as you walk through the Holy Door. In front of the Pope, the Curia, and the most devout dictators of the year. Nobody will be amused, and her fat ass will be deep-fried and deported if she's lucky. Salad will just be fucked with a shitty pair of options: A lot of jail (as her sponsor, he's responsible for her behavior. Mentioning the fake marriage will not help him), or deportation. To Syria.

Honestly, I'm kind of done with predicting punishments at this point, mainly because nothing predicted to happen to either of these two ever comes to pass.

 

[GorlGuru]

Jesus fucking christ, someone needs to get their meds adjusted

 

[Why indeed]

I don’t believe she’s paying them, even though it would be easy to have set up an automatic debit from her account to the CRA.

Funny that you all assume this walrus actually filed her taxes. Without a tax refund what would her incentive be to do so?
I don't believe she has filed a single year since she started You Tube full time. It may take the CRA a few years to fully catch on.

 

[Fornicario]

Why would Satan object to taking Chantal? I'm sure there's a demon just salivating at the idea of feeding Chantal nothing but fresh vegan options for all of eternity.


Honestly, I'm kind of done with predicting punishments at this point, mainly because nothing predicted to happen to either of these two ever comes to pass.

This is true. But this is a whole new level of stupidity. There is no hotel on the Hajj. It's tents or open desert. Medical aid is laughable. This isn't sitting and complaining, she's actually got to move herself all over the path of the Hajj, because there is no public transport. She needs a wheelchair? She should have brought one. Too hot? Get fucked, Gunt. Then there's all the diseases floating around. It's quite a primer on epidemiology. To finish this off, there are also stampedes every few years as a few thousand people just decide to pop off. It's not a comfortable environment.

EDIT:

Spoiler: A short list of other problems

She can't wear the black tent. It's raw white cotton. Nothing that is not absoultely necessary is permitted. Next, the Hajj has timed stages, where Gunt has to move to make it to the midway stop during Hagar's search. Then she has to get to the farthest stop on the search, then make it back before sundown. Then she has to run back to the start, turn around, and do it again. During this, she also has to stone the Devil and a few more physical activities. And if you can't finish the Hajj, your papers carry the mark of failure. And the kicker for Salad, the penalty for bringing a non-Muslim to Mecca is automatic deportation. For Salad, that's a death sentence. Kuwait won't take him back.