Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Blerg]

Second, Dr Polissa quacking about how beneficial Jamaican castor oil is, including showing a demonstration of her brushing her eyelashes with it

This soda sucking welfare scam of an oxygen thief really has a whole bucket of eyelash wands, with no label but a barcode, probably bought off some jank shit website and is using one to brush unregulated foreign oils on her eyelashes. Near her eyes. I can’t wait to see what new fungus arc comes out of this one.

And only on Kiwi Farms, forced suicide capital of the Internet, could the collective minds of humanity gather together to not only discuss a man who shits outside in plastic bags (and he isn’t even the star of this show), but also helpfully offer suggestions on how that outdoor plastic bag shitting can be done more comfortably. I love it here.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

This soda sucking welfare scam of an oxygen thief really has a whole bucket of eyelash wands, with no label but a barcode, probably bought off some jank shit website and is using one to brush unregulated foreign oils on her eyelashes. Near her eyes. I can’t wait to see what new fungus arc comes out of this one.

And only on Kiwi Farms, forced suicide capital of the Internet, could the collective minds of humanity gather together to not only discuss a man who shits outside in plastic bags (and he isn’t even the star of this show), but also helpfully offer suggestions on how that outdoor plastic bag shitting can be done more comfortably. I love it here.

Man, you should have followed the Tranch thread in it's glory days. Had tons of users coming up with a lot of useful advice on running their scam ranch. That's the beauty of this site. There are so many autists all in to different things with so much knowledge that you can learn a lot just by reading the threads.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

To be fair, wanting a floor that's not going to collapse under your feet, or working indoor plumbing, are pretty basic needs, and I don't think it's materialistic to want them.

It is technically, but I'm just giving him shit.

 

[On a Journey]

This soda sucking welfare scam of an oxygen thief really has a whole bucket of eyelash wands, with no label but a barcode, probably bought off some jank shit website and is using one to brush unregulated foreign oils on her eyelashes. Near her eyes. I can’t wait to see what new fungus arc comes out of this one.

Don’t worry, it’s a magical health oil so it can’t hurt her and will prevent cataracts . She also claims to have been losing weight by putting it in her bellybutton lmao. You’d think she was trying to shill one of those MLM essential oils, but it’s an unlabeled bottle of castor oil.

On Joh’s bag shitting, hasn’t anyone told him that prospective employers can look up your Facebook? He’s looking for work in restaurants, yet publicly admits to having homeless-level hygiene. Imagine him cooking or serving your food.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Eh, the places Joh works at probably don't care unless he specifically mentions them. If they ran a background and credit check and still hired him, tarding out on FB wouldn't be a red flag.

Though most likely he's working at some strip mall sports bar or diner, so they may have not done any checks.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Here is Josh and Polissa having a heated discussion about their driving habits, featuring Josh's sister Samantha as mediator.

(For those coming in from the featured thread link, "Wade Parker" is an alternate account Josh created for whenever his main gets sent to Facebook Jail for losing his shit on someone. Which is often.)

 

[stupid frog]

Pretty sure Salazar is still suffering in the trailer, if she's even still alive.

Do they even have elec?

 

[retard strength II]

You can be geriatric and retarded and still get a license in the U.S., but Joh for some reason cannot manage it. Can't be relevant to his very adult behavior of "you freak out for nothing so then I do what you accuse me of!". So like, for example, if he is getting close to the next lane and she screams to not drive into oncoming traffic does he just go BISH I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT ONCOMING TRAFFIC LOOKS LIKE and do it?

 

[glass_houses]

You can be geriatric and retarded and still get a license in the U.S., but Joh for some reason cannot manage it. Can't be relevant to his very adult behavior of "you freak out for nothing so then I do what you accuse me of!". So like, for example, if he is getting close to the next lane and she screams to not drive into oncoming traffic does he just go BISH I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT ONCOMING TRAFFIC LOOKS LIKE and do it?

Yeah, that's exactly the sort of insane behaviour you get from people with personality disorders or oppositional defiance disorder. Remember that Joh's twin brother is also a spectacular loser with a criminal record. It all tallies.

 

[scumfuck]

I hope their snake is keeping warm during these colder months

 

[stupid frog]

He should consider therapy for his anger issues.

Polissa doesn't HAVE TO HELP YOU DO SHIT. YOU CAN BE AN ADULT AN DO IT YOURSELF. FFS, he's basically asking another idiot child to help him out.

Also, if it's not their truck, he is not entitled to it.

This is all stating the obvious, but I fucking hate selfish faggots like this.

Here's a hint Josh, it starts with maintaining a job. Then you can afford to pay for driving classes. And be failed, but oh well. That part isn't my problem.

 

[Potato Cat]

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"As soon as the settlement comes you will have your own vehicle."

So Polissa is still counting on a "big settlement" from the mattress company?

 

[Angry New Ager]

Here is Josh and Polissa having a heated discussion about their driving habits, featuring Josh's sister Samantha as mediator.

(For those coming in from the featured thread link, "Wade Parker" is an alternate account Josh created for whenever his main gets sent to Facebook Jail for losing his shit on someone. Which is often.)

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"As soon as the settlement comes you will have your own vehicle—"

Holy fuck. Polissa's referring to the fiberglass-riddled mattress class action suit, isn't she?

For newfags, she claims she got sick from a certain brand of mattress, couldn't return it, and had to toss it. A few years later, she joined in on a class action suit against the manufacturer, despite having no record of ever having bought it. IIRC, the manufacturer settled earlier this year.

All along, Polissa's given every indication that she expects to receive a substantial settlement, when in reality the only big paydays in these lawsuits are for the attorneys. If she gets anything at all, it will be a pittance—maybe $50 if she's lucky, and probably a lot less than that. That she thinks there will be enough to buy Josh a vehicle—and that he believes it—shows just how stupid these two are.

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Given everything I've seen of Polissa so far, it doesn't surprise me that she's a horrible backseat driver, and does exactly what Josh describes whenever he's behind the wheel. But it makes me wonder if she does that same freaking out and constant criticism when anybody else is driving, or whether "muh anxiety" is shorthand for, "I'm going to set you up for failure, and use every opportunity to make you act like a stupid hothead, and use it as proof that I'm the only responsible adult in this relationship." After all, if Josh succeeds at getting his license, and a vehicle, he'll have the option of driving away for good, and she can't have that.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Given everything I've seen of Polissa so far, it doesn't surprise me that she's a horrible backseat driver, and does exactly what Josh describes whenever he's behind the wheel. But it makes me wonder if she does that same freaking out and constant criticism when anybody else is driving, or whether "muh anxiety" is shorthand for, "I'm going to set you up for failure, and use every opportunity to make you act like a stupid hothead, and use it as proof that I'm the only responsible adult in this relationship." After all, if Josh succeeds at getting his license, and a vehicle, he'll have the option of driving away for good, and she can't have that.

For sure she's wailing like a banshee at stupid shit, but the last time Joh totaled a car he did it in a parking lot without hitting another vehicle.

What sane person WOULD loan Joh his truck, or ride around with him? It's wild that he's surprised about any of this. He needs to suck it up and sort his own shit out without crying that his wife gets to play with meemaws truck and he doesn't

 

[ZB927]

Here's a hint Josh, it starts with maintaining a job. Then you can afford to pay for driving classes. And be failed, but oh well. That part isn't my problem.

And Joh is exactly the kind of dickhead to let a couple of moving violation tickets fester until it is prohibitively expensive and time-consuming to fix it*, then gonna claim ignorance about their license suspension when they get caught driving. Or, yanno, GET INTO A GOD DAMN ACCIDENT.

*original fines + court costs + administrative fees + reinstatement fees + driver improvement classes + SR-22

 

[stupid frog]

Honestly, I don't think he's ever driven legally. He just "can".

 

[W00K #17]

Just a suggestion for these unemployed tards.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

We could probably get Polly to buy into having Joh dig pits to shit in as long as we called them Jimmy Deans Breakfast Holes

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

These kinds of people are just utterly depressing to even have to read about.

 

[Free the Pedos]

These kinds of people are just utterly depressing to even have to read about.

Don’t visit the Sammy Bushart thread.