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I always wonder how much Steve must enjoy normal food, cuz I've eaten military food once and it was not good. Steve makes it sound gourmet.
I wish one day I could love life like him
It really seems to range from utterly vile to pretty good.

And Steve is just a really nice guy who exudes positive energy.
 
"You could probably roll this into a ball. They've optimized the formula."

I didn't expect the dessert to go through a sudden Sphere Test, but Steve seemed so happy about it succeeding.
 
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My favourite thing about Steve, aside from the whole MRE thing and the Bruce Willis record on his shelf, is the little tunes he does for his video intros. You can tell they're written by someone who's not really a musician, but they have a lot of character and interesting textures. Really gets you in the mood to see what he's digging into next.
 
Overall, that Danish ration sounds great, the breakfast especially. It seems like the cold-weather rations are usually pretty good; I wonder if the extra calories help.

Steve really appreciates a good fruit dessert/jam/drink.
 
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"Wow! That's something different from the last time I had Estonian ration coffee!"

Aw, Steve.

eta: I would have been proud of popping out the noodles like that, too.
 
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Man, those U2 food tubes... ugh. I'll take Steve's word for it that they taste good, because the stuff looks awful. Even the Estonian ration looked more appetizing.
It's great how excited he gets about the food tubes, though. These have to be one of the ration community's holy grails, because Steve is audibly stoked throughout.
 
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