DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Martys_not_smarty]

Someone beat Mrs. Ed to the last family sized pack of Idahoan bacon ranch cheddar loaded instant mashed potatoes at the Kroger.

 

[Kier Starmer]

It's funny how all these things happen on Thursdays always when he has record low money. Funny isn't it?

King of semantics needs to be actually robbed to give himself a humbling experience.

 

[teeth fairy]

It's funny how all these things happen on Thursdays always when he has record low money. Funny isn't it?

King of semantics needs to be actually robbed to give himself a humbling experience.

the past 15 years of his life has been nonstop humbling and it hasn't done anything pahsitive to the rotten pink mass between his ears. if anything it'll give him another thing to never shut the fuck up about

 

[Cyber Bowling]

My bet is he was expecting a delivery and it was either incorrectly marked as delivered when it's still going out, or it was delivered to a neighbor or something who just hasn't had a chance to give it to Phil, possibly because it was that rare time where Phil waddles out of the snortfort. It's also possible it was correctly delivered and Phil just failed to notice it. Either way, I'd bet good money it was has nothing to do with actually being "robbed".

 

[Polska krowa]

Have had this LolcowLive podcast on in the background while I work - the only conclusion I've drawn from this is that there's absolutely zero way DSP could've hacked this. They talk about sex and other things that are verboten in DSP's mature positive stream. If he'd accepted to go on, he probably would've spent every episode biting his nails and not talking

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

It's funny how all these things happen on Thursdays always when he has record low money. Funny isn't it?

King of semantics needs to be actually robbed to give himself a humbling experience.

When you only leave the house one day a week, that's the prime time to get robbed.
Is there any chance this is "click bait" so he can make the point that he's been bitching about all week with the turkey tom title?

 

[Eekum Bokum]

He was either robbed in person while out and about or it's something incredibly mundane like a doordash that didn't arrive. I find it hard to believe that someone broke into his house and ignored the room that has a couple of grand worth of electronics just sitting there which we can assume didn't happen since he said "it wasn't a big deal" we all know if anything in that room went missing he would have an emergency video up in seconds.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

lol

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

Prediction: Dave got "robbed" at a restaurant because they charged him an extra iced tea, he asked for it to be removed, and they took care of it. But he will drag this story out for fifty-five minutes in excruciating detail and say "it is what it is," snort, slap his leg, say "alright," and then continue on his stream.

One can only hope a colored youth cracked him over the head with a bottle and stole his fanny pack

 

[Freebird]

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Shockingly small deal, typical for DSP.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Some completely mundane interaction is going to have occurred and he's going to look at the camera and say HUHH????

 

[Poo Twister]

Him getting robbed is no big deal, this man could brush by a parked car and Tweet that someone hit him with a car.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

One of Kat's meals didn't show up with the breakfast Doordash order.

 

[FaXmachine]

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If its not big deal why even mention it?

 

[Poo Twister]

If its not big deal why even mention it?

Pity money

 

[FormerPro]

Phil prefacing his story with "You probably wont believe it" is the only true thing he's said in the past 10 years.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Pity money

and a boring life. Dude's got nothing to talk about.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

This whole shit with DSP being mugged is bullshit, and we all know it.

I refuse to believe that he got mugged, went straight to Twitter, and not to the police to file a report and put a BOLO out on the supposed culprit. This is just the usual DSP tactic of creating drama for views and money. What a lying piece of dogshit.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

There's already way too many irrelevant and unnecessary details going on in this story that you know it's 100% bullshit. Too much embellishment going on here. Fuck off Phil.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

For those not watching, he's at the part of the story where he tells us he's using reusable bags, and what was in his shopping cart.