DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Kane lives in death]

These 15 minutes of stalling might be the worst stalling that has ever been seen on the history of stalling.
Im not even exagerating, i will NEVER get this 15 minutes of my life back, GET TO THE POINT PIG.

edit: they stole his shopping cart and some shopping bags, kill yourself phil.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Here's my guess someone stole his bag for life.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

The robbery was his old reusable bags were stolen from a cart he left for 2 minutes.

He somehow always manages to lower expectations in his stupid stories.

 

[Polska krowa]

Holy nothingburger. Jesus fucking Christ

 

[BallBuster II]

For those not watching, he's at the part of the story where he tells us he's using reusable bags, and what was in his shopping cart.

Got to pad the running time on his "podcast" so he can avoid playing vidya as long as possible.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Phil really is the world's worst storyteller.

 

[detractorzer0]

It's also possible it was correctly delivered and Phil just failed to notice it. Either way, I'd bet good money it was has nothing to do with actually being "robbed".

Oh you mean like when the delivery driver knew that Phil bought those neck phones and proceeded to pilfer it for himself and then get spooked when Phil bitched to whoever does dispatch about it being stolen so he brought it back and delivered it?


Phil even walked all around the Snort Compound to see if it was on anyone else's porch, because that's totally something a person who pays extra to have someone bring a TV up some stairs would do.

 

[FormerPro]

I knew this was going to be sad, but this is infinitely more pathetic than anything I had in mind.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Somehow, the actual "robbery" was far more pathetic than any of us imagined. At least tell them you phone was in your bag and beg your dents for a new one.

 

[teeth fairy]

how the fuck do you get robbed of something you didn't even pay for

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Oh my god I'll just sit back and let you guys dissect this stupid fuckin story of his cart full of unpaid groceries and his reusable bags got "stolen" because he abandoned his cart for 2 minutes(he timed it by the way) to grab cranberry sauce.

This faggot really clickbaited this and called it robbery. Wait sorry, "basically robbery".

 

[detractorzer0]

The faggotry knows no bounds.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

How sad and pathetic is your existence that you need to bait dents into watching you bloviate for 20 minutes over something that has happened to other people, then add that it’s “no big deal” at the end?

 

[GibMoneyPls]

None of this happened.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

First Panda took his yam bag, and now someone stole his grocery bags. It's been tough you know.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Somehow, the actual "robbery" was far more pathetic than any of us imagined. At least tell them you phone was in your bag and beg your dents for a new one.

That would have been smart. Then he could have said "See, it was someone else playing WWE Champions!"

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

i will NEVER get this 15 minutes of my life back, GET TO THE POINT PIG.

So... you've been robbed?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Who the fuck leaves their cart and walks across the store to get another item? Him saying he specifically timed himself to go get another item really makes me think he made it all up it sounds like one of those lies liars add just because. Oh also he admitted he didn't pay for any of the groceries yet so he was "RAHBBED" of some $5 reusable bags? Gwet fucked!

Sounds like he just left his cart and the employees did what they are supposed to do to abandoned carts just put all the items back on the shelves.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Thieves Guild sends their regards.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Dude talks like you get robbed every time you go outside. I know Seattle/Washington is a retarded place, but you don't live in Robocop's Detroit, my guy.