Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Father Balldo]

What if this is all a "work" by Nick? He's done it before. "Really bottom of the barrel..."

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Speaking of, is there anything new to laugh at? Any Locals logs of note @Himedall All-seeing Waifu?

Not really. It has been pretty slow and mundane. I am a bit behind checking up on Nick's chats, but most of it is stupid and what we have seen before.

Oh look it's an ad for that Hedonism II thing that totally isn't a swinger/cuck resort, just like RekietaLaw wasn't ever a law channel, Vito isn't a pedo, and Nick isn't a cuck.

But Balldoman said it stopped that in the 90's! I saw a clip of it!

What if this is all a "work" by Nick? He's done it before. "Really bottom of the barrel..."

His last op was equally dumb.

Nick: Haha! KiwiFags, you fell for my trick and sperged about cereal! Get rest!

Me: Uh... It is not a good look when people would actually believe the worst about you...

 

[Thugnificent]

What if this is all a "work" by Nick? He's done it before. "Really bottom of the barrel..."

His most elaborate "work" was that drag show stunt he pulled, and this was back when he still may have had a few brain cells left.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Uh... It is not a good look when people would actually believe the worst about you...

Clearly this is just an example of what a master manipulator he is. I can't think of why you'd want someone to believe that, but I'm not a social media expert and I don't know how to read social cues.

 

[RotPockets]

You know not to defend Rekieta, but I bought a bottle of red wine yesterday and twice now after pouring myself a glass, I've instinctively licked the bottle. I don't know if it's because it's I'm just aware of him doing it or what, but as soon as I did it I felt a mixture of amusement and slight disgust.

I’m going to let you in on a little known secret shared exclusively amongst sommeliers and other civilized connoisseurs. It is colloquially known as “a cloth”.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

With a base courtesy of bing, I present,

The Balldoman

 

[Captain Manning]

Nobody fuckin cares just STFU with your sperging, you're shitting up the thread.

She just got put down again by Null VonMoonsing.

Per Null's instructions, we need to take turns watching the body, for she will most assuredly rise from the dead to sow divisiveness and discontent yet again.

We must do this in the name of our one true lord and master:

Kalea.

Hail Kalea!

He threatened to murder his wife's dog because she wasn't answering the phone. Dude is an absolute utter piece of shit.

Yeah, I don't think Ron gets a redemption arc out of any of this. Nor do I think anybody is arguing he deserves one. He's still a POS.

That being said, Ron is probably laughing his ass off at Nick right now though, if he's following any of this. After all the sexual shit Nick accused Ron of. Much without evidence. I guess I would be, if I were in his shoes.

 

[AnOminous]

That being said, Ron is probably laughing his ass off at Nick right now though, if he's following any of this. After all the sexual shit Nick accused Ron of. Much without evidence. I guess I would be, if I were in his shoes.

Imagine being a laughingstock to Soye.

Couldn't be me!

 

[feral cat #6385]

Man, the thread looks and smells fresher already after that "cleansing."

Are there posts missing? Did that bitch get even more crazy? I have mixed feelings. I love a good shit show. But really hate it when my favorite thread gets shitted up by crazy people.

I just assumed it was CGoody trying to advertise Nick’s streams here considering the amount of positive things they said. Never felt genuine since who the fuck can stand watching this whiny faggot for more than the length of an ElissaClip™.

He gave almost all of Nick's shows positive reviews. It came off as some sort of gay op to damage control and steer the thread back to being complementary of Nick.

That’s right buddy you do PORN!

Straight porn is too passee. To really own us he needs to do gay porn. It would really shatter the psyches of us Kiwi Farmers seeing our "internet dad" getting railed up the ass by well hung dudes, loving every second, taking big loads to the face and showing off his wrecked asshole. It would be the end of the farms. There would be actual Kiwi Farmer suicides. Total Rekietamale victory.

I should redo the arms so they aren't body horror (and also twigs), but eh...

No. They are perfect the way they are. They capture the essence of the horrible, terrible monsters these wine moms are.

I'm just glad the stupidity is over... for now.

Our humble little balldo man thread has turned into something out of "The Thing." We're gonna need a whole lotta fuel for the flamethrower.

I just want to laugh at Nick shooting himself in the foot. He is entertaining without me having to be involved directly.

Like Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes.

Either she's super dumb, or she didn't care if she got burned again.

Too batshit insane to be able to stay in character. It doesn't take much to draw her out.

I'm here to laugh at Balldo.

Nothing worse than coming to the thread. Seeing a whole bunch of pages added. Getting excited to read up on the latest Rekieta retardation. Only to discover its pages and pages of some unhinged winemom shtting things up.

What if this is all a "work" by Nick? He's done it before. "Really bottom of the barrel..."

Work to accomplish what? One mention of Faran caused the crazy bitch to throw away half a dozen socks.

His most elaborate "work" was that drag show stunt he pulled, and this was back when he still may have had a few brain cells left.

No Nick's most elaborate work was pretending to be an upstanding Christian man, a good husband, a good father and a practicing lawyer. We all fell for that one.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Help i'm dying from cringe

 

[变性黑鬼]

With a base courtesy of bing, I present,
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The Balldoman

What is this art style called? That looks amazingly disgusting

 

[Captain Manning]

Imagine being a laughingstock to Soye.

It's just another reason to resent Nick. Giving Soye any sort of W is a crime.

If Nick loses to Monty, Soye's smugness will grow, and the resentment of Nick will only grow with it.

 

[Spaded Dave]

She wanted to hold the bloody knife and stab her enemies

I had DMs with the original account, and I can attest that the approach to 'evidence' was the same in private as in public.

I can also confirm that Cynthia on her original account would try to get me to go after semi-random, unimportant people on her behalf. She had a particular hate boner for Divinity. I don't think any of the accounts Null mentioned were her though, except maybe Chris. Cynthia can't hold back her spergery at all and Chris is the only one that exhibited it.

Cynthia even had an "I hope you're happy! You're getting what you want, Dave!" sperg out in a DM with me before she bailed the first time. All because I was mildly critical of her. Really weird shit. I enjoyed it though, personally.

 

[Father Balldo]

Somewhere in a deep underground facility in northern Illinois...
"I'm sorry Mr. Rekieta but that no good Jersh has found us out! The operation must be halted... No, I don't think that will be an issue, we still have CGoody... Yes, I understand, we will have to strap the balldo on extra tight to maintain control."

"I'll get you next time, Null! NEXT TIME!!!!!"

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

What is this art style called? That looks amazingly disgusting

It feels like a variant on some of the weirder comic art styles, like a hybrid of Garbage Pail Kids and Akira, maybe with a bit a later Rolly Crump. Maybe a bit of Rob Leifeld too?

Spoiler: some reference links to kinda similar

The 40 Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings

Rob Liefeld has long been derided as one of the worst comic book artists of all time. We take a look at 40 of his worst offenses to the medium.

www.progressiveboink.com

https://www.reddit.com/r/learnart/comments/r8bvpu/how_this_drawing_style_called_id_like_to_learn/

https://members.tripod.com/garbage_pail_kids/GPKInterviewPound.htm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Mm9MwiV-imQ&ab_channel=AlphonsoDunn

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Venture_Bros.

As I was touching it up, felt like I was channeling The Venture Bros more than anything (although it'd be too detailed to fully animate).

Spoiler: The original bing work

I honestly didn't change that much, Bing did the heavy lifting. It'd take me a good couple of hours to get that by hand. The hardest part of what I did was figuring out a shape that read as both balldo and miter.

Edit: some clarity

 

[SpergioLeonne]

You know not to defend Rekieta, but I bought a bottle of red wine yesterday and twice now after pouring myself a glass, I've instinctively licked the bottle. I don't know if it's because it's I'm just aware of him doing it or what, but as soon as I did it I felt a mixture of amusement and slight disgust.

Did you put it in your ass first? Essential to experience the full bouquet

 

[RL Steinbeck]

to the Farmer that called PayMoneyWubby a "Balldo" the other night, I see you

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Speaking of soye, is he married to rial yet?

 

[AnOminous]

It would really shatter the psyches of us Kiwi Farmers seeing our "internet dad" getting railed up the ass by well hung dudes, loving every second, taking big loads to the face and showing off his wrecked asshole.

He should do a "rosebud" to completely own us.

No Nick's most elaborate work was pretending to be an upstanding Christian man, a good husband, a good father and a practicing lawyer. We all fell for that one.

There were a couple Cassandras blowing the horn from the beginning. They got the slings and arrows of outrageous autistic and dumb ratings showered onto them but never quit.

 

[trash cat]

I leave for a couple of days and return to find it's world war retard, complete with gay ops and counter ops... Faggot grenades are flying, the sound of sock account artillery is deafening, and in the burned out rubble hides a man with a hot topic belt and a polyester sport coat, wearing his Balldo.

The Balldo man asks me the way to Hedonism II, and I say, "are you nuts? this is war, soldier!". He just smiles a toothy grimace and licks a bottle of whiskey, as he slowly retreats back into the shadows.

War is hell.