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I very eagerly await the first reverse/double trooning. First they get their normal, healthy organs chopped only to later decide they need to get them back in Frankenstein rotdog/stinkditch fashion 
Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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Pooners gf misgenders her during arguments
Few comments:
Clicked on their profile and:
If you are a real mayun, why are you frequenting the dyke and lesbian subs?
Just be GAY
This pooner complains that the men’s bathroom is gross. Is also heartbroken that they can’t use the women’s anymore lol.
This unhinged man uses estrogen to self harm, has BPD and suicidal tendencies. Hates women lol we do not owe you a place in our circles/groups.
This man is unhinged and possibly a troll, can never be too sure though. Degenerate men are dime a dozen on Reddit.
Few comments:
Clicked on their profile and:
If you are a real mayun, why are you frequenting the dyke and lesbian subs?
Just be GAY
This pooner complains that the men’s bathroom is gross. Is also heartbroken that they can’t use the women’s anymore lol.
This unhinged man uses estrogen to self harm, has BPD and suicidal tendencies. Hates women lol we do not owe you a place in our circles/groups.
This man is unhinged and possibly a troll, can never be too sure though. Degenerate men are dime a dozen on Reddit.
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OOOFI posted this pooner music video to the Pooner Zoo,
but its such an L it would be wrong not to post it here, and risk potentially depriving a fren.
/she thank it a DUB/
her feet cant touch the ground on the chair at the start.
even though she looks teeny tiny, fuckboi-ing down the hall, it still is touch and go as to wether or not she's about to get jammed in between the narrow walls, there by the sheer vastness of her hips.
dang ol....D o o d .
she shoulda got someone who wasnt (significantly) taller than her to follow her flexing round that Air BnB; she wouldn't have looked quite so miniscule. filming basics, breh.
someone in the comments says she passes really well <3
hugbox posse out here all night never 4get ya
this hasn't been shot by someone who knows how to ....anything
should have used a portrait lense, set on a shallow depth of field, shot from the hip, keep it with the macro , close shots, detail, NOT fulll body .
So many tings could have been done to make her not look like a tiny poon.
There is NO creative ideas in this video. theres only- 'wooooo we've been given 2 grand for a video! lets use an iPhone and rent and AirBnB to flex a house that makes no sense and makes u look tiny!'
Her hips are so wide it literally looks like she's wearing a drag queen fake butt stuffed under there.
And in what world would a male rapper be walking round in boxer briefs for the whole video??
I'm not even gonna lower myself to talking about the 'music' theory on display here.
Turns out (suprise!) this d00d is not dedicated... Uh, restricted, to any one specific genre, even broadly, and will try any type of song to get successful! I mean like, won't limit her creativity to such narrow lanes.
Pop Punk Pooner manages to be worse than... Shakira~Shakira Pooner.
Yeah, she sound like an owl with her high lady voice put through an auto tuner in 'youuu' but it turns out that is actually a disguise is actually a blessing when you hear the sheer cringe of her unadulterated voice (certainly unadulterated by testosterone, at least).
Lol, look at her little toddler scale feet in this video..
Ditto that guitar, lol. It's nearly touching the ground slung backwards. Careful dood! It's actually a reasonably expensive, django reinhardt kinda geetar- you wouldn't know it but they are pretty small.
Looks like a mf cello on her.
Groomers to the front!
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With phalloplasty being expensive, a lot of FtMs only have mastectomies to reverse.I very eagerly await the first reverse/double trooning. First they get their normal, healthy organs chopped only to later decide they need to get them back in Frankenstein rotdog/stinkditch fashion
More to the point, Billy Burleigh was MtF, detransitioned and had a phalloplasty. Being an actual male, he spoke authoritatively on how bad the rotdog was. So he had it removed and got FFS and went female again, but now he's found Jesus and he's definitely 100% a man now.
I'm not sure I'd want Burleigh on my side, no matter which side I was on, but his story does testify to how it's a a bad idea to try solving mental/emotional/spiritual problems with surgery.
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Too bad the ones who take T can't reverse it. Oh well, they are "informed".
Speaking of, I've been wondering if it's harder for mtftms or ftmtfs. I would think it's harder for guys that got the dick chop because you can't get that back.
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You wish the FtMs could hear the teenage MtFs whining about how they need to get on blockers before they masculinize irreversibly. But of course, that would be just the hormone effect an FtM wanted, and no transgender person has ever regretted transition... because if you regret it, you were never trans to begin with. Seamless.
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Looks like we've found a way to keep the pooners out of the men's room by making it grosser. It's been a while since I've been in HS so I have no idea what the fuck zoomers are doing now in the men's room besides vaping. In middle school it was always assumed that at all times the floor was always coated in a layer of urine.This pooner complains that the men’s bathroom is gross. Is also heartbroken that they can’t use the women’s anymore lol.
In the men's room it's customary to make causal conversation while using the urinal. Typical subjects include discussing penis length, girth and ability to sustain erections. Ways to imitate a conversation could be as simple as looking over to the man next to you and offering a complement such as, "nice dick bro".
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This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal.
To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?" "No way, mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon. We have great beaches, great ladies, and great sun, mon! Have a nice day.'"
To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?" "No way, mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon. We have great beaches, great ladies, and great sun, mon! Have a nice day.'"
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Transpooners? Transwomen who transition again into pooners?I very eagerly await the first reverse/double trooning. First they get their normal, healthy organs chopped only to later decide they need to get them back in Frankenstein rotdog/stinkditch fashion
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Joke's on you. I pissed in the sink.
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Why can't trannies (and quite a lot of other terminally online groups to be fair) accept that the core of this is "Nobody wants to date me because I am mentally ill"
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Because they’re mentally ill, and probably stupid to boot.
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This is an interesting question, and I don't think there's one easy answer.
For reproduction, it's easier to bank sperm than egg cells, and much cheaper and easier to deploy them later. Assuming complete bottom surgery and premeditated gamete preservation, the reproductive advantage is male. Many pooners get mastectomies relatively early and put off hysterectomies for later, though, in which case a female detransitioner would be able to reproduce more or less as normal.
I think MtF and FtM are pretty even on breasts. A male is unlikely to have huge growth and can bind like a pooner or a gynecomastia sufferer. A female can source falsies at fetish-level, fashion padding, or medical mastectomy prostheses. A male with unwanted breast implants would probably have the worst time, depending on if he'd gone full bimbo size.
For sexual function, FtMs have a lot of different degrees of surgery. A woman who's had a full vaginectomy isn't in the same boat as one who's just had the rotdog affixed above. Metidoplasty with nothing else done would remain functional but funny-looking. The labia may or may not be stolen to make a scrotum, and then there's urethral lengthening to consider. If the skinned clitoris under a neophallus still has sensation, I'd hope it could be saved when the phallus was removed and just left under a protective layer of skin. A lot of this reminds me of trying to figure out what the previous owner of my house and the one before that were even doing with the wiring system; you can guess and make plans, but sometimes people make weird repairs and hope they don't have to revisit it.
As you said, nobody can make a real penis yet. I think the advantage as far as retaining pleasurable sensation and orgasm is female--assuming the doctor didn't get creative with "nerve hookup"--and with an asterisk if the male was a bottom before and his prostate is in a good location and size post-op and off of cross-sex hormones.
Urination seems to go to the MtFs; they get UTIs, but not to the extent of the FtMs and their multiple, multiple urethral fistulae. If a transitioned MtF decided to go all-in on on a replacement phalloplasty with a neourethra made from buccal mucosa or just arm skin, he'd lose that advantage.
Social/passing is MtFs, hands down. Testosterone is one-way in a lot of things. Extra beard and body hair can always be removed with just money, pain and time, but lost hair is harder, and more stigmatizing in a woman. A MtF can stop "doing the voice" at any time (barring vocal cord surgery, which is marginally effective) while the FtM frog voice is a permanent change. Replacing testosterone will remove slight facial softening from estrogen, but not vice versa. A desisted MtF post FFS may look a little epicene, but FFS doesn't work all that well. There's no shortage of posts in the SRS thread saying "wait, which picture is 'before' and which is 'after?'"
Pardon my extended sperging, and a large amount of ass-pulling; I'd love to hear other opinions. I was also assuming this was in a hypothetical adult, or near-adult, who transitioned for the first time after puberty. Some kid who was "puberty blocked" is going to end up screwed no matter what.
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I'm sorry, totally off topic, but with respect to the apple photo:lol fat:
Why are people so bent out of shape putting on a brave face, "masking", or being halfway phony to others?
Every time I've been going through some shit I actually enjoy faking it in public or at work. Like, I literally feel better by pretending to feel better. It's like a little break.
I miss the days where people didn't bring their whole selves everywhere. Half the time they aren't even suffering anything terrible... although being that retarded is pretty terrible.
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Most people like this aren't taking the time to really sit with their emotions and reflect on the way they feel, either due to work schedule or more likely how easy it is now to completely disassociate from your own body through pills, a screen or whapping your cock/tits off.
If they'd actually confront their issues head on and/or accept what they can't change then their brains wouldn't be marinating in a stew of mental illness and negative thinking patterns, and they'd be fine with taking a little break at work to pretend everything is perfect when dealing with a customer or whatever.
As much as I do feel pity for the individuals I'm glad people like this exist as a collective so that through their failings others can correct their own lives. And so we can laugh at them, of course.
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I appreciate the sperg, I’m curious as to how reversible things are for them.
Are we going to see a wave of detrans back to trans when they realise they’re fucked? M2F2M2F lol. I wonder if they keep up with the whole “No regrets!” shit.
Does mastectomy reversal depend on how much good skin & tissue is left? Can it even be reversed? They can just live in padded bras if all else fails.
I wish I had screenied but I saw a YT comment say something like “I had top surgery 5 years ago, I had 4 years of complications but now I’m healed I love it and I have no regrets!”
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they’re all screeching about his “internalized transphobia.” Nevertheless they all want to date an honest to god woman and generally end up prison gay.