Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Wow, yeah that clip is 100% him just shitting on his wife.

That pregnancy part was definitely worse than I expected. It wasn't the clip I was thinking of at all.

Everything that followed just sounded like typical internet banter, though. Jokes and, yeah, hornyposting. When she said "and this reply is... whatever this emoji is" when it's literally just a crying emoji to the "gross" comment -- hello, you're looking at JOKES, or at least not-totally-serious stuff. Do people really find any of that abnormal behavior?
Abnormal for a "totally monogamous I swear" married guy, I guess.

 

[Anticipointment]

I got cucked by the rumble

MATI segment about sock accts

 

[TheSoutherStar]

Him reneging on that is solely because he is a thieving prick who can't be trusted and is completely incapable of carrying out what he promises to do.

100%, he's the same as other grifters with chronically late deliverables like evs. You can visibly see the blood drain from their faces when they read these chat messages. It's only a matter of time until nick capitulates to the constant barrage of follow-ups from chat and finally say "but muh mental health" just like NFT scammers when pressured to deliver. He's gonna be down -$50k because of his stupid mouth and eventually another $100k not even counting his lawsuit with monty.

I do hope each stream he gets asked about the locals gift though, that'll put even more mileage on his hairline.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

I’m probably late to saying this but anytime I see him I imagine a “christian” version of Kyle’s dad from South Park, it’s almost uncanny.

 

[Triple Flutz]

Sounds sussy because it is.
“But I always go home to my wife / husband” or asserting that the spouse always comes home to them is what every swinger ever says to justify themselves & the pseudo sanctity of their exclusive relationship. Nick is giving the line in response to a question no one has implicitly asked him directly but he knows what people speculate & is trying to jump out ahead of “rumors”.

I read poly communities for fun because it's schadenfreude pre-packaged to anyone who knows that it's not only bound to end in heartache, but also the kind of community that hooks people from the very start, so you tend to get to see their entire relationship history and problems when you open up a post, and they call it a ''nesting partner''. Usually, it means commitment over passion, where cohabitation, marriage, and children are either prioritized or ''bound'' to a single relationship.
Anyway, anyone else feel really dirty for consoling one of the sock accounts that did many recaps when they got rightfully reamed for holding out hope that Nick might revert to being the kind of normal he apparently takes pride in never having been?

 

[feral cat #6385]

While the thread is hot I'd like to remind everyone that nick's 5k locals give will not be the end of his suffering and that he will have another headache at 10k subs.

I don't think he has to worry about a 10k gift.

I do hope each stream he gets asked about the locals gift though, that'll put even more mileage on his hairline.

Questions about the bulls and Hedonism would be better. Bonus points for people asking why his dad isn't in the chat anymore.

Anyway, anyone else feel really dirty for consoling one of the sock accounts that did many recaps when they got rightfully reamed for holding out hope that Nick might revert to being the kind of normal he apparently takes pride in never having been?

No. Not at all. You could tell something was off with that one. So far none of the socks have been difficult to identify.

 

[TheSoutherStar]

Questions about the bulls and Hedonism would be better. Bonus points for people asking why his dad isn't in the chat anymore.

He can't differentiate between subs who are genuinely following up and those fucking with him so he can't do his usual deflection . All that he is able to do is make up hilarious excuses instead of disingenuously mock whoever asked.

 

[Swole McPole]

it's hard to tell just how non-gay McInnes (what's with the Micks?) was when he says "no I'm not sexually attracted to men but of course I've made out with men before"

McInnes is a jock, not a mick. There's a lot of cross pollination between the two, but in general, the jocks are much more degenerate.

 

[Hraf]

Then she came back as @Geared Chris which she used to do show recaps and managed to keep a lid on the crazy until someone posted the Faran drunk stream.

I don't know what kind of gay ops spawned them, but I genuinely miss the stream recaps. I can't stand watching the show anymore, so I appreciated someone else's sacrifice. The only thing I don't get is why they wanted Josh to ask Nick for help unless they hate the Kiwi Farms too, but I will chalk that up to whatever insanity they have that let them sit through hours and hours of Nick streams.

 

[Swole McPole]

I don't think he has to worry about a 10k gift.

He should send each of them a personalized invitation to the depositions. He could then demand pledges from people as they arrived.

"Directly into Randazza's wallet for your entertainment pleasure."

The pledge certificates look like olde tyme stock certificates and could be themed to maximize collectability. The certificate you get would depend on the size of the donation.

"Gotta catch 'em all!"

Season 1
#1 -- The Balldo -- $10
#2 -- Drexel and Our Wife -- $25
#3 -- Nude pic from Hedonism II -- $50
#4 -- Mandy's teenage tits --$100
#5 -- Ricardo and Romaine -- $500

What begins as a free gift rapidly degenerates into a free grift

 

[Carlo Gambino]

Wow, yeah that clip is 100% him just shitting on his wife. The one I'm thinking of pre-dates his fall into cowdom. He was somber and soft spoken the first time around. I actually had no idea he brought it up a 2nd time, and in that manner..

I remember this clip. I still have no fucking idea what hes talking about- why "destroyed"? In reference to what? After 5 years or 13 years? It's not my experience when we had kids or anyone I have ever talked to experience. There are reddit threads about like sex drive decreasing after birth or their wives getting fat over the years, but never their wives bodies being ravished for decades by horrible little burdens with schedules. If our wife had a serious, unusual medical situation, that's horrible but I'm sure she would prefer to deal with it in private. Or at least not have her drunk husband holler about her issues on livescream.

Maybe he is just talking about a dead bedroom situation, which might explain his strange hyper-sexuality and content. Went from virgin, to getting some, to nothing again.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Never forget the failed gayops nick attempted on Ralph with Elijah Schaffer.
After that fell to pieces the you are here podcast fell apart.
Weird how nick does run gayops, even the quarter pounder knew about that

 

[Levitica]

I asked Bing AI to depicture the love-relationship of Nick the Pig with Juju the Cow, and I think it is accurate...



I guess I missed the best days of Nick but I learned about him from the Farms (thanks) about the time when he was banned from YouTube, all the Keffals stuff etc. I liked the streams enough to be fair... but it didn´t take long before I had my “wait a minute” moment. It was “the wall” comment. We all knew what he meant. He said it, we understood it but he wanted to weasel his way out. I don´t know if he thought there might be legal consequences for it, but to me Nick looked like a coward. Not like a man who stood by his words, just a dirty old man who run his mouth and wanted to soften the blow he expected to come..

These days I simply read the thread to laugh at him and I am kind of mindblown of how much of an asshole and degenerate he is.

As not to derail the thread too much...

Spoiler: LawTube and me

The one I liked more anyway was JewLogic and I thought of him the better man, simply because he has his firmly rooted religious beliefs, a job, a family life. Now that is something I respect, but then the Russian invasion of the Ukraine started (no politsperging I promise) and I realized Joe is a dimwit, and I couldn´t stand watching him anymore. He is the only one I gave money to support his show, not that it matters anymore.

Similar to Legal Vices... he was fun for a bit, I think he had a better hold of his guests, didn´t make everything about himself but let them talk without anyone derailing the show itself. His 6 to 8 hours long drinking / griftig streams pissed me off, and his defence of Nick about the Monty stuff, so another one gone.

Mindset was always a fag, a horny teenager and I never believed any of his fake ass gay stories of how much pussy he gets. He is just a loser.

My take or what I have learned from those ... every single YouTube streamer, “content creator” or “influencer” is shit and none of them is worth anything. Every single one of them wants to be someone even they are a noone.

Also, waves, I am the fresh meat.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I remember this clip. I still have no fucking idea what hes talking about- why "destroyed"? In reference to what? After 5 years or 13 years? It's not my experience when we had kids or anyone I have ever talked to experience. There are reddit threads about like sex drive decreasing after birth or their wives getting fat over the years, but never their wives bodies being ravished for decades by horrible little burdens with schedules. If our wife had a serious, unusual medical situation, that's horrible but I'm sure she would prefer to deal with it in private. Or at least not have her drunk husband holler about her issues on livescream.

Maybe he is just talking about a dead bedroom situation, which might explain his strange hyper-sexuality and content. Went from virgin, to getting some, to nothing again.

My speculation is that the trial streams had him drink too much and broke his dick. After the trials he tried to give his neglected wife some attention but couldn't get it up. But since Nick is never the problem, his wife is obviously the problem in his mind. So he tried to sexualize everything to get some mojo back and this oozed into his streams and this lead to fighting with his old audience and he got frustrated and thus the clip. Cause I think in his mind, if his wife could get his dick up all of this wouldn't have started.

 

[Annealing Crater]

Regarding the collected swinging/cucking circumstantial evidence, there is one more possible major hint.

I think it’s included in the Drex thread’s OP, but there was a moment back in 2019 when Drex tried to surreptitiously warn Nicky that Our Wife approached him to set up a bull/gangbang because her “marriage is failing.”

And about the Hedo II black bulls, it was not just Nick following them on instagram, but both Nick and Our Wife became mutuals with them during or immediately after the second Hedonism trip.

 

[Thugnificent]

I think it’s included in the Drex thread’s OP, but there was a moment back in 2019 when Drex tried to surreptitiously warn Nicky that Our Wife approached him to set up a bull/gangbang because her “marriage is failing.”

Drexel seems to have a habit of dry snitching on his BFF, the other memorable time being when he heavily implied that Nick is way more degenerate than he lets on in public.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Asking faran if she wants to swing with him.
Letting slip he went to hedo in a G+G dnd stream.
Admitting to null he did go to hedo but claiming it wasn't for swinging.
Saying he looks at penises at the hedo nude beach.
Following hedo black bulls on insta.
Going to bdsm gay club with his wife for birthday.
Went to undies event on that club and wore female panties.
Renting a sex room with stripper pole in Nashville.
Saying he and his wife performed pole dances for his janny and jannys wife in said room.
Getting on someone's show and saying swinging is more common than you know actually.
Saying his wife's body is destroyed from pregnancy live on stream, essentially saying he finds her unattractive.
Saying he would fuck Mandy, his catfishing simp on stream.
His wife starts morphing into a completely different person physically after the destroyed body comments, presumably from heavy plastics.

Not in particular order and might be missing some.

Don't forget the story Our Wife told about getting her tits massaged by some melanated massage "professional" and then going for seconds.

Don't forget Nick's face of arousal as she told this.

But yes, there's no direct confirmation in the way of Nick outright admitting on a text that he is a swinger, but there's an absolute mountain of circumstantial evidence pointing to that.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

So are all the accusations of Nick & wife being swingers just based on the Hedonism II trip?
Someone said something about "possibly faked" text messages or DMs asking someone else / another couple if they were interested; can someone point me to those? Has any such detractor who supposedly leaked such messages actually gone on a video call to prove they're real or something?

It looks to me like there's such a gulf between the thing that obviously happened ("Hedonism II trip") versus everything else that's assumed to have happened ("very unfaithful marriage, wife is broken and upset and wants divorce").

In addition to those DMs, is there anything else I missed, other than Balldoman's general degeneracy? (I feel like some of you have read every message in this thread and I cannot imagine how.)

In case this was not clearly answered, Faran leaked some supposed DMs between here and a third party where she said that Nick confessed his wife wanted to swing off-stream after the ill-fated stream where she rolled on her back and kicked her legs.

To me, it always seemed like fabricated blackmail to try to get him to take down the footage, but that is speculation.

I have a terrible memory so hopefully others can pitch in here, but one thing that comes to mind is how Nick talks about buying drinks for and flirting with other people at bars, but 'always goes home with his wife'. Maybe if you're a hyper-literal autist you would take him at his word here, but this sounds extremely sussy and seems more like a cover story to gaslight people with if he's ever spotted in public. It's difficult to explain through text, but the way he says it also sounds highly disingenuous, as if he's defending himself from an accusation that hasn't yet been made. He says it in a voice that is like a child telling their teacher how they wouldn't BELIEVE the reason they couldn't submit their homework i.e. someone unconvinced of their own lie.

(And if he is being truthful, that's just about the saddest broken bedroom ass story I've ever heard. Imagine allowing cheating in your relationship but only to the extent you get blue balls.)

Yes. He unironically says that all these people: women, gay men, and swingers proposition him and his wife all the time. It is CRAZY! He just buys people drinks, listens to their stories and they want to fuck them! WILD! How does this keep happening????

Wait is that how you get the tag?

No, you pay 20 USD to Null once, and you get it once he receives the funds.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Regarding the collected swinging/cucking circumstantial evidence, there is one more possible major hint.

I'm just waiting to find out if a belt like that has swinger implications like his black ring on his right hand

The ring was a big tell. Everyone knows what it means, and he kept wearing it even after people pointed it out. I scrubbed through some streams and Nick started wearing it sometime around the Depp trial (maybe after his “worst day”?)

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It's the weekend, so I have time to scan LOCALS logs...

Nick and the KAREN farms:

RekietaLaw​

I hop ekiwi farms will watch my shows and chat and protect women and children more!

RekietaLaw​

Never a bigger collection of "yikesing" faggots

Naked for Jesus:

aCompleteRandom​

Heh, somebody in the youtube chat mentioned something about Xia using her body for Jesus. That'd be funny though. "If the congregation reaches our $10,000 tithe goal for the day, I'll show titties. $50,000,

aCompleteRandom​

I'll show it all. $100,000, toys will be involved." Man, that church would be packed.

Mad_Amos​

Xia changes into a bikini at 200$ in chats. Then changes again at 300. Then coats herself in sundae topics at 500

chaosandiversity​

The best would be Xia spreading sundae on herself while Nick reads extremely anti-asian unbreaded.

Thatguy2502​

Just change on camera. We don't mind

Random.txt worthy?

sanglant​

painting your urethra closed will kill your ass